93X Half-Assed Morning Show

A listener from the Brotherhood will be getting fired, while another member takes on Randy Shaver for Dad Fights 41. Hear the best and worst surprises. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 9, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's National Beer Day, so we reminisced about our first beers. We also go through a list of the best zombie apocalypse movies of all time! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 7, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We got to talk to Minnesota Twins play-by-play announcer, Dick Bremer today. He'll join us every Tuesday during the Twins season. Check out where your favorite Muppet ranks, and what you don't want to happen during a one-night stand. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 6, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You've got to hear about the dirtiest man in the world and his drug of choice. Learn about crazy fetishes sex workers have encountered. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 5, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friends; how many of us have them? We had one of the Top 5 Dad Fights (Dad Fights 40) of All-time! Dr. P. Jesus gave us a visit and you can learn what a knee-gina is! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 2, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

They break more wind than bread at South African church. Hear why "CU in the NT" is not as dirty as it appears. KARE 11's Janel Klein shares a great April Fools Day prank she played. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired April 1, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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If you've ever wanted to have sex with a dead person, we can tell you how to do it legally! The sexiest bald man is... And what does your alcohol choice say about you? The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 29, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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At what age do you peak? A fart broke Nick's microphone. Local athletes that wanted to kick our asses. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 25, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Half-Assed Morning Show want wingy(!), a mile-high chick club fight, and do you suck as a person? Take the quiz and find out. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 24, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Check out the new sexy that's sweeping the nation, NCAA Tourney talk with KARE 11's Randy Shaver and horrible bosses wth their stupid rules. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 22, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Best of the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 19, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Wappel has a girlfriend! Wappel has a girlfriend! Wappel has a girlfriend! The brotherhood drinks because [fill in the blank]. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 17, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

With the NCAA basketball tournament approaching we're getting tons of fun brackets and today DC took on Marvel. We discuss popular unwritten rules, the joys of blacking out and waking up next to a stranger and more. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 16, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The greatest rock band bracket?!? We also discuss the world's first haunted guitar that slays, and bad excuses when you've been caught cheating. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about peeing in public and told stories of being caught. Don't miss out on Dad Fights 38, The "Lonely Boy" Brad Ruiter wersus "The Assman" Randy Shaver. To round out the show we talked to our local lawyer Ryan Pacyga who helps out the Brotherhood with legal questions. Originally aired Friday, March 12, 2021.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You might have heard that The Half-Assed Morning Show got a new member. We learn more about him. We love joking around, and this morning discuss our favorite comedians. Local television personality Janel Klein tells us stories of her bad dates. The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 11, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Adding the word "penis" to famous quotes. We talk about the best breast implants in the Stupid News, and they're on a man! The Brotherhood was also introduced to our newest member of the Half-Assed Morning show! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 10, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The morning show talked about the future today in the stupid news and what futuristic item from television and movies we want right now. With KARE 11's Randy Shaver we talked golf and how much private golf course memberships are. That conversation carried into people who think they're better than you! The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 9, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick and Josh's thoughts on the big movie from the weekend Coming 2 America! A woman was dumped by her boyfriend for the stupidest reason and Dr. P will try to help you have an orgasam!The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 8, 2021 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 5, 2021. If the Zombie Apocalypse were to hit us right now, could the members of The Half-Assed Morning Show survive? That's what we find out in the Stupid News today! Also, it was the return of local sex educator Brad Ruiter for Dad Fights 37. They were joined by KARE 11's Janel Klein and discussed the sleeping habits of the Brotherhood. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 4, 2021. We passed around stories of the first time smoking weed. A man paid SpaceX millions of dollars to be the first person to go to space, and he can bring 8 strangers which will probably be used for sex. Randy Shaver plays along with a bit for the first time...for the greater good! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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The 93X Half-Assed Morning Show - Originally Aired March 2, 2021. Have you ever been in a conversation with a complete stranger and they end up spilling their guts? That's what the morning show talked about today. We get to hear stories of Nick and Josh being intimidated by athletes, and a woman who found the spouse of her dreams;...herself! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.