The Chrissie Swan Show

There's been quite a lot of clickbait recently surrounding the Arj Barker incident at a comedy show. We're here to get down to business and figure out the true story of what happened. We've even recruited a witness to the incident and show friend, Ally Langdon, to help solve the case.

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Neighbours just started a new storyline that people seem to be getting weirded out by. Character Dr. Karl has turned into a serial 'poo jogger'. We get the culprit himself on to explain things.

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We just missed the announcement about a whole second set of songs coming out with The Tortured Poets Department last week. Now we have to talk about it. We also get Masterchef judges Poh Ling Yeow and Jean-Christophe Novelli to come in and play a little game of guessing the Aussie slang.

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It's Kourtney Kardashian's 45th birthday today and Travis Barker has decided to celebrate the occasion by sharing a very strange picture of her online.

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IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! We couldn’t be more excited to be listening to the brand new Taylor Swift album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Get ready for all things Swift today as we react to and rate some of the best songs from the album.

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We hate nothing more than the idea of being barefoot out in public. Imagine all the germs and rocks and other awful things! Also, it seems as though Bianca's feet are wrapped up in some form of bandage.

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The Tortured Poets Department is less than 24 hours away now and we couldn't be more excited!!! There have been some leaks on a Google drive though and we're not sure if we should listen or not. Plus, Jack delivers one of his most outrageous statements yet in this weeks Sweeping Statements.

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Imagine that feeling of excitement just as you're about to receive your food delivery only to find out it’s completely wrong! Plus, we need to talk about all the easter eggs Taylor Swift has been dropping about her new album recently!

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Where’s the justice for all the only children? We’re here to spread the word of not judging only children or parents that decide to only have one child. It’s an elegant choice. Plus, with only 2 more sleeps until the next Taylor Swift album, we get to speculating what it’s going to sound like!

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We took a break from the show the last few weeks and have so much catching up to do. That's why we've started a brand new segment called SMTD (So Much To Discuss) to catch up on everything that's happened. Plus, Joel Creasey joins us and talks all things about his Comedy Festival show!

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We're baaacccckkkk! Hope you didn't miss us too much during the break. Josh Thomas joins us today on the show to chat about his show, 'Let's Tidy Up'. We also have some suggestions for him to add to his playlist of songs that make gay people scream!

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Do you have a brand of mayo that you refuse to change from? We believe that everyone does and we're down to find out what the best brand of mayo is. Chrissie also tells us about the unexpectedly relaxing MRI she recently experiences. Plus, Jodi Rodgers joins us as we chat about 'Love On The Spectrum'.

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We love a good conspiracy theory, especially when it's as absurd as this Avril Lavigne theory. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for another round of Sweeping Statements!

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We're getting into the mystical arts here on The Chrissie Swan Show. Talking all about manifesting things and dreams that come true. Plus, we'll tell you exactly what you Taylor Swift Era says about you!

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Who remembers going on school trips and being billeted out to another persons family? Did you end up thinking it was the worst thing ever or did you enjoy it? We think it sounds like fresh hell! 

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We've got Jessica Mauboy joining us today and talking about her resurgence in popularity with the younger generation. Plus, we ask the important question, are chest freezers bogan?

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Who doesn't like a good kitchen appliance? I mean they literally make your food for you! But what about the kitchen appliances that you never use? Well we're here to give you some reasons for why you should wipe the dust off of it.

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We kick this one off by asking whether or not you were a personality hire? And if you were, would you be offended by that or is it a compliment? We take it to our office to find out. Plus, little kids always have the best names for things we take for granted. Who would have thought to call the aquarium a water zoo???

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A huge debate has been sparked over the correct way to eat a sandwich and what it says about you. Fear not, though, as we have the correct answer to this question for you. Plus, Geraldine Hickey joins us for a chat!

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PLUS! Swimming in the Yarra River, weird phobias, psychic predictions come true and what on EARTH did Halle Berry's doctor misdiagnose her with?!

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As if it's not bad enough we have to do it ourselves, now they want us to do it in a particular order? Plus, should laws be more lenient? We are human after all and we all make mistakes.

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We're back on the MAFS train now that we've heard our favourite couple will no longer be a part of the experiment. At least we got a nice poem out of it. Plus, we debate on whether or not wearing your underwear for multiple days is ok or not.

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We've got a few things to talk about regarding movies. Looks like there's a Sims movie in the works and we're not quite sure how that's going to turn out. Did we mention that we're also in sweet sunny Brisbane today as well? 

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What other shop sells vacuum cleaners, diaries, and little plastic tractors? There seems to be no rhyme or reason to what you can buy in there. Plus, what's going on with Megan Fox drinking Machine Gun Kelly's blood?

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There's a few things in life that everyone seems to say you should know how to do. But what if you just didn't want to learn? Maybe you just want someone else to change your tires for you. Plus, what is going on with everyone on Tiktok calling J-Lo cringe?

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7 of the 16 tracks tracks are supposedly going to be explicit! Plus we get Chris Hall to come into the studio as we have some suggestions for him and his sister to be the background singers for.

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Honestly, who has the time to leave reviews anymore? Let alone these two crazy reviews we found for a pad of paper! Plus, we get Aussie psychic medium, Cael O'donnell, to come in and give us a live reading!

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Our favourite Kardashian recently posted a beautiful photo of herself with a friend but we couldn't help but notice the amount of editing in it. We've decided to do our own little rendition of it. Plus, is the work from home movement slowly dying?

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And anyone could have bought it as well! Can you believe the amount of teenagers suddenly getting badly done tattoos everywhere! Plus, Sweeping Statements returns and Jack tries to convince us that having food poisoning is better than sex!

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Have you ever been in a situation where you had to breakup with a long time friend? How did you do it? We're still trying to figure out the right way to do it as an adult. Plus, Charlie Pickering joins us and talks about the one time he met Kathy Lette.

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There's been a lot of theory crafting recently with the release of an edited image of Kate Middleton being pulled down. We've got our own theories brewing but we want to hear what some of yours are.

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We seem to missing an important part of The Chrissie Swan Show today. Chrissie Swan herself! Not to fear, we've got some of the best moments from 2024 so far lined up for you!

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Happy IWD! Jamie Rowe joins the show today where we chat old school assignments (and secretly loving kids' homework) and the strict rules for a nude cruise line.

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If you agree with any of these statements then you might be in the middle of your cocoon phase. We are all for it! Plus, we get some very special guests as Jase and Lauren join us for a chat of 'Who's more likely?'.

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You heard that right. It's now a dated look apparently. Chrissie also recaps her birthday celebration and highlights the importance of friends. Who knew that friendship could be a superpower.

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We've gotten word that our queen, Taylor, has been coughing up a storm in her recent shows. Plus, we get our very own Joel Creasey in today and talk about our favourite insults we've received.

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Have you ever done a shoey? It's an Australian tradition that we're not too excited about if we're being honest. Let's see if you can change our minds on this one though!

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It seems like one of Taylor Swift's new songs has just been leaked all over TikTok. But maybe this song isn't exactly what it seems... Plus, it's time for some more of your messages in Chrissie's Correspondance.

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It's Thursday which means it's time for some more Sweeping Statements where Jack reveals what the absolute worst feeling in the world is. Plus, an update on the Willy Wonka scam event.

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People have demanded refunds after going to a Willy Wonka experience and finding out it was a complete scam! Have you ever been to an event so bad you wanted to call the police?

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Have you ever been saving a special treat for yourself in the fridge only to find that it's been taken? Fret not as we find out what the best places to hide your snacks are. Plus, it seems like the Swift family is in a bit of trouble.

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Jack has finally agreed to get a psychic reading done and it seems to be shockingly accurate. We also get a little bit of insight into Chrissie's life too! Plus, we get some more juicy goss about the 'muzzle' comment from MAFS.

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Whatever your favourite Taylor Swift era is says as much about you as anything! Find out what yours means for you here! Plus, looks like PETA has some things to say about Taylor and Travis visiting a popular Sydney zoo.

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Chrissie has come in and things are about to get real. Something she's seen on MAFS has really riled her up and we need to chat about it...

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You read that right. It's basically the same photo and we have got some words to say about it. Have you been keeping up with MAFS? We've fallen in love with the new groom, Stephen, and wanted to know if anyone else finds face scars hot!

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Just in case you haven't gotten enough Taytay, we've got a lot more lined up for you! We are also absolutely hooked on MAFS and need to have a chat about all the psychic medium stuff that's been going on!

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It's a true Taylor extravaganza today as Chrissie gives us her highlights from the concert and reveals a big change coming to The Eras Tour.

And we bring back Kids Accurately Naming Things!

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We could not be more excited for today. Get ready for all things Taylor as we prepare for the best night of our lives watching Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour. We've even managed to get Jack excited to be coming along too!

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Our Queen has landed in our shores and we are absolutely dying to see her. However, it seems as though some people are getting the short end of the stick on Airbnb. Plus, we've got another round of Sweeping Statements coming right up!

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Happy Valentines everyone... I hope you're all in the Valentines spirit, because we definitely aren't. Let's see who can make us cringe the most with their special plans. Plus, some very exciting rumours are coming out about Beyonce's latest album.

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We're so excited for today! Jessica Mauboy joins us and we chat all about a recent headline Jack saw about her. We also chat about Alicia Keys' performance at the Superbowl. Plus, in shocking news, ham and cheese sandwiches are being banned from Aussie schools.

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And so marks the ends of another jam packed week of The Chrissie Swan Show. We find a shocking article that says airlines might start weighing passengers before they board! Plus, Chrissie has had enough of Jack and decides to expose the true monster within.

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It's a Thursday afternoon which means it's time for our favourite segment, Sweeping Statements! We also talk about that one time Chrissie had an acting gig on the show 'Offspring'. Plus, Apple seem to be making flip phones now?

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Today we're checking out celebrity homes and wishing we could afford them, talking about which appliances are sitting in the kitchen completely unused, and sharing some possibly life-changing parenting tips!

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Found out that tigers are not in fact female lions. What did you just figure out recently? Plus Chrissie brings in her new favourite snack into the office and it leaves Jack absolutely shook.

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Yes you read that right, this is not a drill. Taylor Swift has just announced her newest album and we are so excited! Also, did you ever come up with a name for something as a kid that's just stuck with you your whole life? 

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Do you remember going into Blockbuster and having to pick out only 5 movies to watch over the weekend? Kids these days will never get to experience that. What are some other things that our new generation will never understand? Plus Chrissie's Correspondance makes its triumphant return!

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We mark the return of our absolute favourite segment today, Sweeping Statements, and boy are we starting off with a banger. We also get an unexpected high-school reunion happening during Chrissie's Quizzie.

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Chrissie is on fraud alert today. Someone seems to have bought a large amount of items from the Iconic. Will she be able to beat the fraudster? Plus, if you found out you were a personality hire how would you react?

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MAFS has started back up again and we are absolutely going to sink our teeth into this one. This best man speech got so bad we couldn't bear to even listen to it again! Plus, Chrissie almost burns the entire office down because of a stale Turkish bread roll.

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We’re baaaaack!!! Hope you didn’t miss us too much while we were gone (but also not too little). We’re kicking things off this year with one of our favourite guests, Grant Denyer, joining us. Plus, Chrissie has been obsessed with her new favourite shopping app, Temu.

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Another bag stuffed with goodies! Is it Christmas again already? This time we've got shirts, selfies, and we've even managed to fit Sam Pang in here!

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That's it. It's all in here! Everything you could possibly want, wrapped up into a bite sized podcast. Mystic Chrissie, dry cleaning, Taylor Swift! You name it, it's in here!

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Here on The Chrissie Swan Show, we love talking to our friend Monty Dimond. In fact we love her so much we've decided to dedicate this entire podcast to our convos with her!

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You guys have some of the wildest stories to tell and we love hearing them! Have some more of the best phoners we gave out in 2023.

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This show would not have been as great as it was if it weren't for you! The lovely audience who we often get to ask questions to. Here are some of the best phoners we've given out to you guys!

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More questions, more answers. You've guessed it! Get ready for part 2 of the best questions we've asked celebs.

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We get a lot of guests on this show and so we have a lot of questions to ask them. But if you just had to ask one of them, what would it be?

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It's time to get medical with our very own resident Dr Preeya Alexander. She's got all the answers to the questions you've been asking here!

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Thing's get a bit hot and heavy as we recall the most NSFW moments from the past year. You might want to put in earphones for this one!

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The chaos escalates as Chrissie battles with her neighbours, her lipstick and her resume.

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Chrissie earned a new name for herself this year. Whether or not it's a good one, who knows. What we do know is we love the crazy antics Chaotic Chrissie gets up to.

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More guests, more chances for them to Stump Chrissie. Enjoy some more of the best Stump Chrissie moments from though-out the year.

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We had a lot of guests on the show this year and one of our favourite games to play with them was Stump Chrissie!

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One of our absolute favourite segments of the year! Voice your most unpopular opinions and rest assured there will be absolutely no judgements.

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We've got more Chrissie Swan Show which means more and more food talk! This time we get to experience the magic of Jack trying a Quarter Pounder for the very first time!

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Here at the Chrissie Swan Show, we absolutely love to talk all things food! I mean, who doesn't?

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Here we are ladies and gentlemen. The last show of the year is in and we can't believe it! To celebrate we're ending this year how we started it out, by having Sarah Abo join us to send the year off. Plus, we reveal how the way you decorate your Christmas Tree can say a lot about your personality.

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Happy Thursday everyone! Boy do we have a ripper of a Sweeping Statements segment for you today. NYE parties, mall Santa's, baths... nothing is safe as we reveal all our unpopular opinions. Plus, this former worker of the Kardashians has spilled all the inside goss... or has she?

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Chrissie's bringing that wacky Wednesday energy front and centre with this Taylor Swift theory she has just hatched. Plus, we talk about about what things you or your kids do that remind you of your grandparents.

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It's To-Do list Tuesday today and we're wondering what's on your to-do list. Happy Birthday to Google as well as they celebrate their 25th birthday by releasing a bunch of stats on the most popular searches ever! Plus, we have an important PSA about the ATAR results that are coming soon.

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It's Monday and we're here talking about the most important topics such as laundry, Elves on Shelves, and mangoes... Look mangoes are very important part of summer. Besides, you'll never believe the disaster that happened in Chrissie's laundry!

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It's Frriiiddaaayyyyy! Time to look at all the messages you've sent us throughout this week. Speaking of messages, this woman was baffled after receiving this huge breakup text. Which also puts us on the topic of whether or not breaking up via text is actually okay.

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Happy Thursday everyone! It's the day we get out our most unpopular opinions and share them with the world in Sweeping Statements! Plus, this woman has received the most fitting criminal sentence ever!

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We've got another wacky Wednesday lined up for you today! To fit the wacky mood, Chrissie has been out and about causing some more chaos and Jack has some words to say about that. Plus, this Youtubers plane crash video has landed him in a lot of trouble.

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Welcome to your Tuesday arvo pick me up. We've got an absolutely jam packed episode for you guys today! Starting with this dad who has confessed to the ultimate crime of bank robbery on his deathbed. Plus, on the topic of robbery, this former cat burglar shares her tips on how to keep your home safe from break ins.

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It's a very merry Monday today and Chrissie has been getting her Chrissy fix on. We spark the debate of which Christmas food is the best of the best? Pork or Prawns? Plus, Billie Eilish reveals how she accidentally came out about her sexuality!

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It's officially December, so it's time to put up the tree and start talking all things Christmas - including our favourite Christmas meals. Plus, Chrissie's been having trouble with printers and a man having headaches had chopsticks found in his brain (yep, you read that right!)

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Make a cuppa and settle in because we're kicking off a new round of Sweeping Statements and some of these are... controversial! And we get the lowdown on Travis Kelce's nickname for Taylor Swift. Hint: it rhymes with Bae.

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Aussie comedian, Tanya Hennessy joins Chrissie on the show to celebrate her new Children's book 'Pink Santa' and third makeup line at Priceline Pharmacy before playing one our favourite games 'Stump Chrissie'. She also let slip that her pet corgi, Butter seriously hates her...

Chrissie also brought us up to speed on Jada Pinkett Smith's current and future relationship with husband Will Smith and revealed that Kylie Minogue is returning to our screens next year for something very special!

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A single Aussie model has revealed 118 reasons she doesn't want to have kids. But Chrissie thinks the people who know the reasons best are parents - so we opened the phone lines and let parents tell us!

Kylie Jenner has revealed the best employee hire she ever made and us plebs could only dream of it. Plus, a big announcement from Jennifer Lopez and some new works have been added to the dictionary that have us... confused.

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Thought YOU had a rough weekend? Scottish doctors have diagnosed a man with the longest hangover ever. We reminisce about what remind you of your grandparents. Plus, baby news from Paris Hilton!

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What phrases really get your goat? We chat The Power of Taylor Swift and Machine Gun Kelly is changing his name to WHAT?!

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There's nothing like some Sweeping Statements to fire up a Thursday! Today, Chrissie thinks parents shouldn't punish their children and Jack has had it with Apple Watches at formal events. Plus, Adam reveals his behaviour that makes his kids cringe and Chrissie mourns the feud between Hall and Oates.

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Welcome to our wacky Wednesday show! It seems like Ed Sheeran is popping up and crashing everyones shows recently. At least this time it wasn't as a clown. Plus, this man has managed to swallow an entire live fly... and it was found buzzing around inside his stomach!!!

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There's wedding bells for one of our favourite divas! Adele has let slip during a comedy show that she got hitched to boyfriend Rich Paul. Travis Kelce has dropped brand-new details about his relationship with Taylor Swift. And Chrissie's brought in a cake!

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If there's one thing mums know, it's how to deal with bullies... and how to send crazy texts! Harry Styles' mum has spoken out at after fans attacked him over his new buzzcut. Plus, Chrissie reads out some wild text from her mum. And we ask if it's okay to talk to people on the toilet.

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Happy Friday everyone! You know what Friday means??? Yes another instalment of Chrissie's Correspondance where we respond to all our fan/hate mail form the week! Plus, although the war has been lost by our favourite food chain, the Big Mac deserves to keep its throne as the king of all burgers.

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It's Thursday and that means... time for a new round of Sweeping Statements! Plus, we find out what listeners do for fun and dig into why Reese Witherspoon's son us going viral for his house tour.

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