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This week the long anticipated UAP Task Force report has finally dropped to great mixed reactions. From heralded disclosure to disappointment; we third to a third possibility by examining the To the Stars Academy’s suspicious connection to the rapid acknowledgment of UFO’s by the US government and ask if if we can foretell what may come next by closely watching the enigmatic Luis Elizondo.

Elizabeth Holmes started Theranos in 2003 and dropped out of Stanford University to revolutionize the medical industry with a better way to analyze blood, with a secret new technology. Over the decade that followed, Theranos came to be valued at 9 billion dollars.

The only problem, the tech didn't work.

The Illuminati is said to have gone extinct in the 1700s but many researchers and historians believe that it actually went underground, infiltrating free masonry, financial institutions, and world governments. This week we explore the Illuminati’s “greatest hits;” from mass murder in the French Revolution, the assassination of Presidents, and the sinking of the Titanic.

Extremely Low Frequency ( ELF ) Waves were first recognized by Allan H. Fray in 1960 and after development could be used to insert sound directly into the brain without audible sound as it directly vibrates brain cells through microwave radiation. Sounds crazy until the here about all the government patented devices and firsthand accounts of targeted individuals.    

This week we explore both the official story of Hitler’s suicide at the end of WWII as well as evidence that this story might be Soviet Propaganda and that Hitler and members of the SS escaped to South America.

Boris Kipriyanovich, born in 1996 was not a normal child. By the age of 2 he was well spoken and already reading. Then things got stranger when he started describing the universe in great detail without being taught. His claim, he is a reincarnated Martian here to save us from nuclear disaster. It sounds far fetched... until you hear the details that he disclosed.

This week we start by discussing the latest UFO footage released by the Military, including triangle craft and trans-medium (air-to-water) vehicles. We then move into the mysterious “Havana Syndrome” and possible directed energy weapons attacks on dozens of US spies and diplomats. Finally, we explore the Human Mutilation factor of alien abduction and the story of Zigmund Adamski’s disappearance and murder at the hands of unknown entities.

Most conspiracies share at least one thing in common, usually there's one mainstream idea countered by many theories. Global warming is special though because both sides of the argument create conspiracy theories to discredit the other. With experts on both sides perpetuating theories it is almost impossible for the average person to decipher the truth. This week we dig into some of the main theories and discuss a research article digging into why this unique circumstance is happening over a crucial topic that affects every citizen of Earth.

This week on the show we head back to the American Southwest to take a look at mythology of the Native America Hopi Indian Tribe. Stories that share striking share striking similarities to events and being described by other ancient cultures such as the Egyptian and Babylonians. Are the Ant People, Annunaki, and Nephilim all actually references to the same beings?

Reference to Episode 7 - Mummies of the Grand Canyon

This week, we dive back into Dr. Karla Turner's 1992 classic "Into the Fringe: A True STory of Alien Abduction;" continuing the saga of her husband's life-long history of abductions and how these terrifying entities began to invade the lives of his family and their friends. Stories of abductions, mind-control, bizzare and oddly spiritual medical procedures. What are these beings after? And who are they working with? Turner and her family begin to realize this is an ever present phenomenon and begin to question the US Government's role. 

In 1959 a group of college students set off into the Ural Mountains of the then Soviet Union. A few days in tragedy struck and the group was killed. After an investigation the case was sealed and family and friends were left with an unsatisfying explanation. After the collapse of the Soviet Union documents became declassified and theories began to abound about what actually happened to the Dyatlov expedition party.

This week we begin our journey into the disturbing and bizarre abduction experiences of Dr. Karla Turner and her family. In the late 1980s, Karla's husband came home with hours of lost time and a strange scar on his leg; following months of inexplicable headaches and anxiety following the incident, the couple decided to try hypnosis out of desperation. What they uncovered are truly some of the most surreal and terrifying alien abduction and out of body stories we have encountered to date. Journey with us as we dive inside the world of the late and great Dr. Karla Turner in her first book exploring the world of the paranormal. 

Document after document of declassified reports from multiple government agencies point to extraterrestrial life not only in our solar system, but as near as our own moon. One of the strangest, a report of a US moon base that was destroyed January 24th, 1979 by an unknown aggressor (UR), was discovered and disclosed by WikiLeaks. With countless experts including high ranking military and former astronauts all pointing to various operations on the moon, why aren't we more aware?

This week, Cryptic Accounts delves into the mysterious Shroud of Turin, an ancient relic that many believe to have supernatural or unexplainable properties. We explore nearly 100 years of scientific studies, thousands of years of legends and other anomalies related to this ancient and possibly holy relic; asking "Is this the world's first photograph, or could this be the burial cloth of Jesus Christ?"

A NASA whistleblower Ken Johnston after two decades of secrecy revealed photos from his time with the Apollo program to well known controversial theorist Richard Hoagland. These photos would add to allegations that NASA covers up things they see in space and on our moon.

This week, the completion of the 3 part series on Zacharia Sitchen’s "Genesis Revisited". What happened after Enki and his Annunaki/Nephilim pals created their slave race (humanity), and are we due for another encounter from our ancient alien overlords?

 In 1983, US Army Commander Wayne McDonnell  was given the "simple" task of researching the possible use of soundwaves to aid in remote viewing military intelligence projects; but what he delivered was a whole lot more. What is consciousness, time, space, the nature of reality, the ultimate questions of death and the afterlife? Join us as we delve into the declassified report that's  making waves on social media 38 years later - and find out just what revelations McDonnell believes he uncovered. 

Guglielmo Marconi's radio system helped rescue survivors of the Titanic, headed secret Italian Space and UFO research programs, and invented an energy device for Mussolini which the Pope did not approve of. Did he really die of a heart attack in 1937, or did he escape to South America with cutting edge technology in free energy and antigravity?  

We continue our exploration of author and ancient-alien researcher Zacharia Sitchen's research into the Biblical book of Genesis. Who are the Annunaki, our ancient alien slave masters? How did they come to create  man-kind as we know it today, and how is this knowledge hidden in the book of Genesis that we all know? But most importantly, why do they keep marrying their sisters? All this and more on this week's Cryptic Accounts. 

It's another hodgepodge of stories on this bonus episode. First up, a strange inverted bell shaped UAP spotted from the cockpit of a F/A-18 in 2018, then a NASA aeronautics expert claims there are HUGE UFO's orbiting Saturn, and finally a plasma physicist, also from NASA says there's portals opening and closing all over the place!

A recent massacre in Ethiopia is believed to be related to the Ark of the Covenant, a Biblical object with strange powers that has been duplicated by different societies. As well as a similar object only made known in recent years, the Ark of Gabriel, a heavenly weapon that the archangel Gabriel instructed care to Muhammed which may have been the cause of two massacres at Mecca in 2015 when attempts were made to remove it from its' resting place there.

Mini-Fusion Reactors, Warp-Drive, Force-Fields, Space-Time Weapons, Man-Made Flying Saucers and more. For the past five-years, the US Navy has been filing patents for technologies that are so unbelievable they've had to battle the US Patent Office to even accept their applications. Stranger still, all of these sci-fi creations are supposedly the work of one mysterious scientist: Dr. Salvatore Pais. This week we dive into the dark world of the Navy's UFO Patents and their inventor. Is it a public relations stunt? Mis-information? Or is the US Military growing ever closer to reverse engineering alien technology? All these possibilities and more on this week's episode of Cryptic Accounts. 

Many have searched for Atlantis. Almost every major culture spoke of it in different ways. It seems there may be something to this tale of a sunken continent. Starting with Plato many have spoken on and pondered the existence of Atlantis.

Are the Annunaki and Nephilim one in the same? What do ancient myths of battles with a celestial sea dragon tell us about the book of Genesis? How did the Summerians map our solar system 6,000 before modern science? This week we explore Part 1 of Zecharia Sitchn's "Genesis Revisited" to explore all this and more.  

Retired Israeli Space Defense General discloses existence of aliens, Project Stargate remote viewing of the Galactic Federation's base on Earth, and remote viewed predictions for President-Elect Joe Biden's inauguration.

Did dinosaurs survive into modern history? Intriguing pottery and cave drawings kick off this weeks episode, as the cryptic crew explore ancient Cambodian temples, the different breeds of English dragon, modern pterodactyl sightings, the Jersey Devil, and a not so friendly African brontosaurus who is still stompin’ today. Join Dennis and Patrick as they ask the important dinosaur questions this week on Cryptic Accounts.

A deeper dive into Antarctica leads to an underground world nearly every culture throughout history has referred to.

From the occult beliefs of high ranking nazis, to photos of flying saucers they built, and the belief that they may have escaped to Antarctica. Esoteric Hitlerism lead to some interesting twists and turns this week on Cryptic Accounts.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Star Children & Alien Hybrid Assimilation. From young children gifted far beyond their years, to unique DNA, to testimonials of hybrid parents. The alien hybrid theory continues to expand

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Butterfly People & Mothmen. From the devastating tornado in Joplin, to the nuclear disaster in Chernobyl, strange winged creatures are reported being seen.

This week on Cryptic Accounts... Alien Moonwalkers, Planet Size UFOs at the Sun, & Borg Cubes in Texas. 

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, The Truth About Giants & Nephilim. Throughout history there are accounts and events of extremely large people walking the Earth. From Egyptians to Native American to European explorers there is no shortage of recorded history referencing giants as well as some more recent physical evidence.

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, CIA Spying and WikiLeaks Vault 7 & 8. Chilling evidence of some of the most advanced spying software ever created being secured by some of the most lax security measures imaginable.

This week on Cryptic Account, Patrick and Dennis delve into the mystery of ancient Egyptian contact with the New World. Did the Pharaohs send messengers across the Atlantic, and if so what evidence do we have? 

In this new segment of Cryptic Accounts, Cryptic Experiences is interviews with firsthand experiencers of the paranormal, ET's, UFO's, and the like.

On this first episode, Patrick and Dennis interview Laura Bowen. Laura had a couple of interesting paranormal experiences as a young girl during some very emotionally charged situations. Later in life she would witness her young son having an experience of his own as well...

On this episode Patrick and Dennis get to know the Sallie House. One of the most famous and haunted house in America is in Atchison, KS. Named for the first spirit the Pickmans interacted with in the house in the 90's but that was only the beginning...

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, Weather Control. Droughts, Floods, Hurricanes, and more... all manmade. Sounds completely crazy until you start getting into all the disclosures.

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This week on Cryptic Accounts, Valiant Thor. In the late 1950's the US government housed an otherworldly visitor in the Pentagon who wanted to change life for the better but the powers that be were more worried about the economy and their power.

On this week's episode, Cryptic Accounts explores the rise of David Icke and his all encompassing theory of reptilians, the illuminati, evil-annunaki, and a theory that explains just about everything. They then turn to the similarities between Icke's new-age thought, the ancient Gnostics and how God the Universe and everything gets turned upside down. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, the 1984 Exploration of Mars. Stargate Project was a banner for a group of bizarre military and intelligence agencies' research that occurred for over 20 years. One such project sent an Army veteran to Mars, circa 1 million B.C..

This week, the Cryptic Accounts crew gets back into the supernatural side of UFOs. Pat and Dennis encounter other-worldly cow rustlers, fae-folk in miniature saucers, ancient sky-sailors, 1800's Men in Black, mind control & prophecies throughout time, and so much more in John Keel's 1970 classic "Operation Trojan Horse." 

On this bonus episode of Cryptic Accounts, the conclusion to the Murder of Karen Silkwood. More government agencies get involved in blocking any investigation into Karen's murder or the large amount of plutonium missing from Kerr-McGee's uranium refinery

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Murder of Karen Silkwood. She was a lab tech who was about to expose major corruption and safety violations at Kerr-McGee's plutonium refinery in the mid-seventies when she suddenly died in a mysterious car crash, the evidence she was on her way to deliver vanishes.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The House of 200 Demons. In 2011 the Ammons family rented a house in Gary, IN that they soon found to be inhabited by something paranormal that didn't want to leave...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Gladio. During the Cold War hidden militia's across Europe organized by NATO and supplied by the CIA were originally a line of defense against the spread of communism but soon became state sponsored terrorist groups that then went on to become above the law to the point some governments didn't even know they were operating in their country.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, the infiltration of the Freemasons by the Illuminati. The 1770's and 80's were a time of revolutions around the world. What a great time to seed a secret society bent on world domination.

On this week's episode of Cryptic Accounts, Patrick and Dennis delve into the hacking exploits of Gary McKinnon and the history of America's secret (and not so secret) Space Force. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Freemasonry & Albert Pike. We take a look at the confederate general and the secret occult organization he led and reshaped in America.

On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, the pair delve into the Presidential politics of UFOs in the years following the infamous Roswell crash. We learn how military, intelligence and elite insiders sought to hide secret technology from the US and the world, including two of America's greatest presidents, and how Eisenhower and JFK went to great lengths to discover and reveal this information - perhaps to their great peril. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, in 1979 near the North Dakota/Minnesota boarder a deputy sheriff had a very strange, well documented encounter while out on patrol early one morning.

On this week's episode of Cryptic Accounts, Project Acoustic Kitty and The Russian Whale Wars. Patrick and Dennis begin by exploring a topic secret CIA project to turn your house cat into a super spy and end up swimming in an abyss of weaponized whale tales. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Snow White. In the 1970's The Church of Scientology ran a vast array of infiltrations against doctors, lawyers, and almost every branch of the US government successfully to monitor and alter information about the church. Headed by L. Ron Hubbard's wife, Mary Sue Hubbard.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, haunted archeology. A collection of macabre and mysterious tales from modern archeology.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Marina Abramovic. Artist, sometimes occult ritual leader, other times denier of same acts. From spirit cooking with powerful people, to satanic symbols in her art, to outright claiming power in magick. There seems to be more Marina than artistic expression...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The First War of the Worlds. Before Roswell, there was another eerily similar crash in the Midwest along with several air engagements when man was first learning to fly. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, CIA, Contra, and the crack epidemic of the 1980's. From a simple plan by the CIA to fuel an uprising to overthrow the Nicaraguan government by selling cocaine in Los Angeles leading to fueling the crack epidemic that spread across the country. And as usual with our government, they admitted they may have had some wrongdoings but they've put all that in the past...

This week on Cryptic Accounts, CERN & The Large Hadron Collider. From opening portals, to time traveling sabotage particles, to ritualistic sacrifice the LHC has no shortage of odd happenings going on around and in it at its' home in Geneva.

This week on Cryptic Accounts - Protests, Politics, and Agent Provocateurs. From inciting violence in peaceful protests, to bolstering radicals to terrorist acts, to spreading misinformation to discredit those they deem a threat in politics or civil matters; government agencies such as the FBI and CIA infiltrate and manipulate groups to their own ends or lead them to commit crimes they otherwise may not have committed.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, UFO's and Soul Stealing Entities. We delve into experiences of researchers, witnesses, and whistleblowers uncovering some sort of entities, either demonic or extraterrestrials attempting to steal human souls.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Hyperinflation. The rapid change in a currency's buying power due to the printing of additional money supply can cause disaster for a country's citizens and economy. We take a look at some of the worst hit countries in modern history. 

This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Labyrinth of Time. We take a deep look at Anthony Peake's, "The Labyrinth of Time: The Illusion of Past, Present and Future", which explores the relationship between consciousness and reality and in the process puts forward an amazing hypothesis that can explain many enigmatic phenomena, including déjà vu, precognition, near-death experience and altered states.

This week on Cryptic Accounts, Men in Black and the Needles Crash. A well documented crash in Needles, CA led to the arrival of strange appearance of a team that removed the crashed object immediately and began questioning the town's people. Men in Black are a recurring event for almost as long as UFO's have been being reported in modern history. They come out of nowhere and know everything about a witness' experience before they have a chance to tell anyone in most case. Reports of them looking identical, dressing in fabrics that look unearthly, and communicating telepathically are prevalent throughout their history. So who and what exactly are the Men in Black?

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On this episode of Cryptic Accounts, disappearing through time and space. Neutrons, people, and even bodies of land seemingly appearing, disappearing, and reappearing at different places and times. 

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This week on Cryptic Accounts we look at the Spanish Flu and how it compares to CoVid-19 as well as the history of quarantines and pandemic responses.  

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This week on the show, Nephilim and the Alien Hybrid Theory. An insidious plot by demons to seed the human race while masquerading as aliens.

On Cryptic Accounts this week we cover the mysterious unknown creator of Bitcoin, Satoshi Nakamoto. A username that took the cryptography world by storm in 2008. A year later a new digital currency existed. Then Satoshi disappeared leaving little clues and never touching the fortune of bitcoin that they left for themself. There have been many guess as to who Satoshi Nakamoto really was. This week we bring you some of most likely and most covered potential candidates, some more candid than others...

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This week on Cryptic Accounts, The Conspiracy to Overthrow FDR. In 1932 and a group of the ultra rich who were against the New Deal and the US going off the gold standard came up with a plain to use veterans to overthrow FDR and seize control of the White House. 

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This week on the podcast we cover the Mummies of the Grand Canyon. A story over a hundred years old out of a newspaper that never covered sensationalist news, of the man on expedition from the Smithsonian who discovered mummies, shrines, and advanced tools in an almost unreachable cave along the Colorado River

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This week on Cryptic Accounts we take a long look at the exorcism of Emma Smid. One of the most widely publicized exorcisms of all time. From helping to thwart an assassination attempt on the Pope, to slowing the antichrist, to doing battle with Satan. Emma fought a battle few of us can even fully imagine.

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On the podcast this week, Qanon. From how it started on an obscure message board to becoming a conspiracy that got listed on the FBI's terrorist watchlist, the murder of a mob boss, drinking bleach, and explaining coronavirus. There's a lot to be said about those who consider themselves followers of "Q".

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This week on Cryptic Accounts, Operation Mockingbird and how the CIA has been admittedly manipulating media throughout the world for over 70 years. We discuss the Congressional investigations as well as what is going on today...

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This week on the show, The Nimitz Encounters. Three Navy documented and confirmed UAP sightings spanning over almost a decade, from classified to declassified, denied and confirmed, back and forth until Tom Delonge got involved

In this episode, Patrick and Dennis introduce listeners to the US Invention Secrecy Act of 1951; a shadowy law used to suppress over 5000 secret technologies from the public's view, all in the name of "national security". Cryptic Accounts explores the societal and legal ramifications of this law, the mysterious death of two inventors, well as the US Space Force's recent push towards sweeping declassification.

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In this the introductory episode of Cryptic Accounts, Patrick Ryan and Dennis Chanay discuss what coronavirus is, how it spreads, and how it started. Potential China coverups, overworked doctors spreading warnings, possible real much larger numbers leaked by Chinese media. There's a lot going on and news is updating very rapidly. Be informed before it's too late...

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