Cadaver Gals

Goodbye, Cadaver Pals!

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Prince Sado dies in a rice box, and a man is accused of bitchcraft. I mean, witchcraft.

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Wow, a lady dies twice. Oops! And a socialite in Texas who invested in her local area wax museum is murdered.

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Family can be so draining! Specifically when your dead relative drains your life force! Also, sometimes you shoot the wrong ghost!

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Founding Father and party boy Gouverneur Morris dies during a DIY procedure, and a Roman leader gets an appropriate punishment for being a greedy little goober.

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Yeah, this episode's title is out of control, but basically - a dude throws himself into a volcano to make a point, and a missionary missions too hard.

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A 16th-century bearded Venetian gets turned into a skin suit, and flagellants flagellate in vain!

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Ragnar Lothbrok is a totally real viking who totally had real magical pants. And a harrowing true crime story leads to Candyman.

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People be eating people! And now the Cadaver Gals are all vegetarians!

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Boners after death are the topic of the day and everyday. And a lady who has a cosmetics and poison company in Renaissance Italy.

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Quicksand? More like Kindofquicksand. And a massacre.

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Nikka brags about how she watches movies and talks about the psychological disorder behind the movie "Swallow," and Taylor explains how an MRI works and how one machine led to a man's tragic demise.

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The Gals discuss a terrible death in a pool, the death of France's celebrated playwright, and the horrors of theater kids.

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Okay, not hippopotamus with insomnia, but we are talking 1. people who die from lack of sleep and 2. the dangerous yet cutie patootie hippo. Wow!

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Everyone's, literally EVERYONE'S, favorite canonized king, Louis IX, is bad at crusading. And Taylor tells us about enemas in the bottom.

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A man gets eaten by pigs, and you can be eaten by your cats and dogs. And Taylor talks about horses.

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Gabbie explores the real story behind Keanu Reeves' documentary "47 Ronin," and Taylor pays homage to Isadora Duncan.

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Nikka dives (hopefully not) into the haunted Devil's Pool, and Taylor regales us with the death of a classic whiskey maker.

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It's important to not have fun! It's dangerous! The gals look at the dangers of bouncy castles, trampolines, laughter, and tickling!

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Nikka tells the cadaverous tale of Tarrare, whose hunger could not be stopped even across enemy lines, and Gabbie discusses the death of Timothy Treadwell, bear enthusiast. Props forever to Werner Herzog's documentary Grizzly Man.

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Some fancy lords fall into a big-ass latrine, and a dude goes missing inside a dinosaur.

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Gabbie watched Deadwood and goes wild in the story of Bill Hickok's truly unfair demise at the gambler's table, and Nikka takes us on a treasure hunt.

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Not just boys get to be prophets! And maybe trim your long beard?

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A nasty cousin loves to poison, and a marvelous viking warrior mets his demise via buck teeth.

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Gabbie talks about the ideologically and nautically inept Confederacy and the man who died in his own submarine, and Nikka takes us on a wild ride through a lottery win gone afoul.

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A woman's remedy for pains makes the hospital staff faint, and a 18th-century woman is the real boogeyman.

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Taylor talks about an outspoken journalist who get assassinated via umbrella, and Nikka's fear of rats now extends to raccoons.

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Nikka discusses the chaotic death of musician Gram Parsons, and Gabbie and Taylor gets doomsday-y talking about robots and AI.

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If Cadaver Gals was in charge of making the movie "Frozen," it would be about cryonics! Taylor talks about Alcor, a facility that freezes you after your legal death, and Gabbie whines about her concussion and discusses a fatal piggyback ride.

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Nikka conquers her fear of rats with a totally pleasant description of rat torture. Taylor tells us about a mysterious allergy coming from a very unlikely source. And Emperor Nero steals the show -- whether we want him to or not.

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One woman's life ends in sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll, and death comes to the beauty parlor...sort of.

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Gabbie talks about how not all toys are fun, and Taylor tells the tale of a tarot reading uncovering a murder.

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Taylor does not solve the mystery of nine hikers who mysteriously died in the mountains in the Soviet Union, and Nikka tells the tales of a man who loved a lady too much.

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Nikka explain the "real-life" history behind her favorite documentary "The Mummy," and Gabbie dives into France's 18th-century corpse crisis.

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Gabbie tells the tale of bad boi philosopher Diogenes, who insulted the Alexander the Great and respected the heck out of dogs, and Taylor takes us to Arkansas whether we want to go there or not.

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Taylor advocates for keeping cocaine out of your dog's reach, and Nikka tells the devastating tale of mental health and cannibalism. Also, the Gals do the important work of debunking meth gators.

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Gabbie discovers a grisly shark attack story after watching Jaws for the first time, and a couple of fairies haunt a house in West Ireland, turning the Cadaver Gals into fairy rights activists. 

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Gabbie shares a couple of tragic autoerotic asphyxiation accidents, and Taylor tells us about a man who chose the worst possible hiding spot for body parts 

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Flesh-eating bacteria camp out at a nail salon, and a lady "combusts" in Florida.

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Cosmonaut Vladimir Komarov is sent on a doomed mission to space, and the mafia be killing lots of people.  

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The first of many mummy discussions starts in Japan, and the Cadaver Gals endeavor to fulfill Tennessee Williams’ final wishes.

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Love goes wrong most of the time, but sometimes it goes even more wrong than usual. And the age-old wisdom is always... don't put your lover in a cupboard.

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A man disappears while working at a palm oil plantation, two boats also disappear en route to China, and a listener shares a hamster's murder-suicide. 

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Twenty-six missionaries in Japan end up on the cross, and a wife decides to try something new with Thanksgiving dinner.

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A wandering poet (potentially) succumbs to the sexiness of the moon, and a poodle gets jumpy.  

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A man loves his horse a bit too much and a beer storage war in London end tragically! Let this be a lesson: Anything in excess is probably bad. 

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We all love a hot bath, but the Cadaver Gals are here to remind you: Don't overdo it because you could become a human poached egg. It was only cool when Roman Empress Fausta did it. And a woman wakes up at her own funeral. Let's unpack that!

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Sadly, no one diarrheas to death in this episode of Cadaver Gals. But, a centerpiece of this show makes its first appearance: a wife who hates her husband. #staysinglestaysafe. 

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Clowning around? NOT ON THIS PODCAST. Riding a Swiffer to Satan's Sabbath? PROBABLY happening on this podcast. Getting hit on by a ghost? All the HECKIN' TIME on this podcast.

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Tis the season for strange men to crawl down your chimney, but that doesn't mean a slithery Santa won't get trapped. Also, the writer of this description is not bitter that another host went on vacation to Joshua Tree, and a priest risks his life for a good cause: truckers. 

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Look, we all know you can get stressed when you're hosting a dinner party, but we have a lesson for you: If you need to urinate, don't hold it! You might end up dead. Also, even though you (yes, you) are extremely special, you probably aren't going to get hit by a comet.

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Cadaver Gals is a weekly podcast hosted by three fun and flirty friends, who discuss all the bizarre ways people have died throughout history to cope with their own mortality!

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