Pool Party Radio

We're back! We discuss the end of the world, viruses, Troma and so much more! Then we discuss season 6 of Are You Afraid of the Dark (the first 6 episodes anyway). It's the reboot season from 1999 so everything is weird and strange -- just like real life! Donloyd Here if you know how to upload an episode and aren't stupid like Parker.

We're back with a very important episode! Our boy, Frisbie, got married a couple weeks ago and we get together for a play-by-play of all the action. And we mean ALL the action! Was Frisbie nervous? Did Parker get stranded in Little Rock? Did the bear god grant us a bountiful harvest? Were the Ring Bears involved? Who got rickrolled? Was muscle wine involved? And who was powerbombed through a table? We answer all or most of these questions in episode 306 of Pool Party Radio! Donloyd Here as an offering to the bear god.

We're back from the grave with another spooky (too-short) Are You Afraid of the Dark Halloween episode! First, Parker and Frisbie catch up. Has Frisbie visited the Joker Stairs? What, exactly, is the condition of his Zatoichi box set? How prepared is he for marriage? Parker has a nerdy new hobby. Also, he's doxing everyone. People who get doxxed in this episode include Patrick and Ariana, Kevin's record collection, Chaki and so many more! Then we get into the first episode of the new Are You Afraid of the Dark Reboot. We should have waited, maybe, and talked about all three episodes. But we didn't. So here's us talking about the first one. Also, we've got Wayne with the Podcast Town News! Enjoy! Donloyd Here to get doxxed.

We're back! Our friends Illogical Contraption died. So we've come back to give them a more heart-felt that it may seem send off. It's always sad when a podcat bro calls it quits but IllCon will be forever in our hearts. We do a Good, the Bad and the Ugly of IllCon ... 's final episode. We also catch up on what we've been up to. Parker saw the Aquabats, Frisbie ... in New York?! Norm MacDonald said the N word?! Wayne's Podcast Town News .. now with audio quality!, Frisbie's converting ... can Parker come, too? Christmas blues! All this and a stinger song that I promise isn't being used ironically. Donloyd Here if you miss your goofy pals. See ya next time!

Parker and Frisbie have returned from the grave for some of that (belated) Halloween action! We discuss what we've been up to. Is there a Mrs. Frisbie? What injuries has Frisbie sustained and who did he see Halloween with? We have an impromptu Pumpkin Spice channel. Is Frisbie's beer Pumpkininny?? All that plus weird audio quality, sorry about that! Oh yeah! And then we discuss the final six episodes of the initial run of "Are you Afraid of the Dark?" Who is Badge? Where did Kiki get the inspiration to rip off Close Encounters? Just how wealthy are these kids and what's the conversion rate on rookie seasons? And how violently does it all end? Donloyd Here if you wanna get cuckolded by Gary, the Alpha Male. Thanks for listening! See you next Halloween unless we're eaten by wolves!

KISSING CONTEST!!! Snax Chat, Movie Hostage and so much more! Donloyd Here to pay homage to your favorite podcast!

Parker and Frisbie return to introduce old clips. We complain a lot about Grandaddy, too. And then we play clips of the first time Hatless Jackson was on the show, one of the very first editions of Wayne's Podcast Town News and we review "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas!" Donloyd Here if you like old clips!

Here it is, friends! The final episode of Pool Party Radio. Parker and Frisbie talk about Star Wars and normal stuff for a bit and then it's time for the ending of another great institution -- Saved by the Bell. We chat about the final 8 episodes of the series. Parker and Frisbie are alone for the first 4 and then Dawn and Rachel from Beckett to the Future: A Quantum Leap Podcast join us for the final four. How many people desecrate corpses in college? Does Lasky live in his office? Is Slater brave? Who is Leslie? We answer all these questions and more. And then we disappear into the wind forever while watching two suns set. Donloyd Here if Weng Weng owes you money. Thanks, everyone! See ya later.

Will Frisbie adopt Shelby? Or will Shelby adopt Frisbie? And will that mean that Frisbie gets more Skittles? Also, Wayne reports on the recent controversy in Podcast Town. Then, we run down our Top 5 things we had no strong feelings about in 2017. Which albums gave us apathy? How many newspapers does Parker bring to the movie theater? How many hot takes will we have? All this and a little bit more! Donloyd Here if you want to adopt Frisbie. Send us goodbye emails to read next week ON THE LAST EPISODE EVER. poolpartyradio at gmail!

It's a Cranksgiving Miracle, Chelios! Pool Party Radio is out for one last chunk of toughness before we head out into the oblivion. We talk tough stuff and flex our muscles, covering which part of America is toughest and the different fight outcomes of a Podcast Town Show Tag-Team Tilly Time Toughness roster. Plus there is obligatory, post-season Chili Dog Summer chat. We also have an email from "new" Matthew that may affect the last two installments of Podcast Town news. It's all here, so check it out! Fuck you, Chelios! Donloyd Here, Chelios! Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, Like us on our FB page or find us in the FB group Podcast Town, and look for us on Twitter. These are the little things that make us tougher every day.

We're back! And Derrick from Astro Radio Z is here, too! We start off with a Classic Frisbie Rant, then Derrick gives us his New Laws. We also have a new segment: Pooptown News! Also, we talk about two more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? featuring scary lizards and yet another dumb ghost! Also, we do a Good, the Bad, the Ugly of Endings as a grim foreshadowing event! Download here or blow me, nerd!

What's up, dips? New episode of Pool Party Radio is up, and Parker and Frisbie have some spooooooky Halloween festivities to discuss! Parker has some hot takes, Frisbie ate a spicy chili dog, and they BOTH saw Rocky Horror Picture Show on the same night in two different states. How f'd up is that? Probably not all that f'd up. All this plus Wayne's Podcast Town News...and...another Wayne's Podcast Town News...? Welp! (Throws magic sand on campfire) Donloyd Here if you just want to be invited. Write us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com; Find us on FB; Probably just stay away from podcast town, tbh.

We're back and we're more scared than ever! Frisbie takes part in the Pumpkin Spice Channel and samples some delicious autumn snax, Parker went to a poetry slam at a pizza place. Is he woke now? Or just bored and sleepy? Then, we finish up season 4 of Are You Afraid of the Dark? and talk about some boring ass ghosts. All this plus a little bit more! Donloyd Here if you're a stupid Canadian WW2 ghost.

We're back and it's October and that means spooky surprises! The first of which is that we're joined by old buddy and retired podcaster Chris Robo! We talk a bit about haunted houses -- going to them and working at them. And then it's everyone's favorite Autumn-based snack review segment: The Pumpkin Spice Channel! Then, it's the real reason for the season! We discuss the latter half of season 4 of "Are You Afraid of the Dark?" Is it spoopy creppy? Do we get scared? Or are we bored by dumb ass ghosts? Donloyd Here if you're a cardboard cutout of Mortiis.

Sharks are circling this week, parrotheadsaahhhhhDAMMIT! I mean, Welcome back, Pool Partyers! After a grueling ghoul summer, your darling hosts, Parker and Frisbie, have both done some traveling, with surprising results. Parker took a cruise along the California coast all the way to Mexico where he met Viagra Man and baby jungle cats, with surprising results. Did he take to the cruise ship lifestyle or did he absolutely hate it? Or did he strike the difference and become a Jimmy Buffett fan? The results may surprise you. Meanwhile, Frisbie made a trip to Nashville to see a Bruce Lee tribute film that featured Popeye, Dracula, and the human embodiment of The Godfather film franchise. Will Frisbie once again make the five-hour drive to one of Music City’s art house cinemas to see another rare film? The results may surprise you. Donloyd Here if you love shark bites in your merchandise. Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on FB, join us in Podcast Town on FB, and look for us on Twitter. These are the pina coladas that help us get through the days.

We're back, mother Fers! Well, not Frisbie. But Parker is joined by one of his oldest, best friends, Jess from Dayton Can Comedy. Jess gives her New Laws, asserts that her dog is God's Chosen Dog Breed and literally talks about funny stuff. We also talk A LOT about journalism. Parker tells the story about how he met a tiger. We do a new segment called "All of Our Friends Are Dead" and is Jess the funniest person in Southwest Kettering? Maybe. Donloyd Here if you're fake news.

Let’s start running the numbers, because it’s a brand new episode of Pool Party Radio! This week, we’re joined by Sara from Illogical Contraption! We talk about recent events, a Good, Bad, and Ugly of cast additions to TV shows with P L E N T Y of Hot Takes, and a very revealing Wayne's Podcast Town News. Tune in and buckle up! Donloyd Here if your grandpa's friends were on TV. Send us emails at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on Facebook, find us in the Facebook group Podcast Town, and find us on Twitter.

Hey, Ghouls! We're back! For Ghoul Summer, we're doing another audio commentary for a Bill Zebub movie. This time, we're doing "Rape is a Circle." Is it gross? Maybe. Is there a twist ending? We won't spoil anything, but this episode contains the greatest twist of all! We also talk about Dunkirk and Frisbie has a ghoulish encounter of his own. And we're joined by an old friend! All this and an email about Baby Driver, a stupid fucking movie! Donloyd Here if your boom mic is in the frame. Also, go buy a brand new 2017 Ghoul Summer T-shirt from Hide the Bodies!

Check for Lomers, because we're back, and we brought Blake Mike-Sell with us! This week, we discuss pinball, Simpsons Shitposts, and old-roommate stories. We also do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly of booze! It's a doozy! Donloyd Here if you got the Dud. Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, look for Pool Party Radio on FB, and tweet at us, if you're into that.

Shelby from IllCon is here! We talk about July 4, fireworks, Rambo (does he love battle jacket?), we rate some dads, RIP dads, Shelby and Frisbie discuss Twin Peaks, why is Ethan Suplee not fat?, Wayne's Podcast Town News, Chili Dog Summer, a prelude to Ghoul Summer, going to Denver and so goddamn much more. Donloyd Here if you love battle jacket. Find us in Podcast Town or like us on Facebook or something!

This week’s PPR is from the archives as we pay tribute to our friend Jenny Mac. The episode, Ep. 26: No More Baths, was recorded in 2011 when we still did bumpers and were nervous youngbloods, so it was nice to have Jenny Mac and our other best pal, Jono, as guests. Below is the original synopsis from the episode: This week, we're joined by friends Jono and Jenny Mac to celebrate our six-month anniversary! We're forgetting all about our normal format this week (mostly) so we can discuss our Kryptonite, a horrible former roommate and friend we've had. We discuss this man's lack of showers and over-abundance of computer chords and general butt-holiness. We also do a round of "Frisbie Got Mail," announce some exciting show news and play a little "Would You Rather..." This is a fun one, check it out. Donloyd Here if you've ever done dishes, even once. Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on FB and Twitter. Be excellent to each other.

We're back! We're joined by guest Dawn from Beckett to the Future is here! She's an old friend of Parker and Frisbie's and started a Quantum Leap podcast, making her a #youngblood in the podcasting game. Follow their show on Twitter: @BeckettFuture and subscribe! In honor of Quantum Leap, we do a Good, Bad and Ugly with people we would or would not want to leap into. We talk about Sean's favorite director, the hardships of others, Bakula, Bakula and Bakula! We also talk about college, the new Friday the 13th game and Wayne gives us a hot, new, footlong Podcast Town News. The big news: Podcast Town is now a force for equality and Chili Dog Summer is here. Beans and all. Is it #Problematic? Yes. Donloyd Here if you unironically seize the day.

Welcome back, true partiers! Parker and Cumulus do some catching up this week, like a couple of Chatty Charlies. They talk about people, places, things—all that good shit. But just a heads up, there are some technical difficulties later on in the episode, so watch out for that. Donloyd Here if you still want to discuss muscles.

Patrick from Banshee Jam and Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen is back this week! We talk about award-winning journalism, music videos, Karl Marx and, most importantly, the art of cuckoldry. We also do a Good Bad Ugly with times we've been to the doctor and reminisce about what it was like getting healthcare before the Babadook happened. It's painful and someone almost died! Then, we got Wayne's Podcast Town News (in HD!). All this and more! Donloyd Here if not pleasing your wife sexually is a pre-existing condition. Find us in Podcast Town!

Welcome to the end times, pool partiers! Parker and Cumulus are joined by Frisbie’s partner from Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen and from the soon-to-be resurrected Banshee Jam podcast-- Patrick! This week, Parker is having the best of times while Cumulues, Patrick, and everyone else is having the blurst of times. Patrick unveils his new laws, Parker mines his old MySpace blog for a peek into Cumulus’s Internet habits and romantic requirements, and Cumulus considers getting back on MySpace when Parker considers an alternate Podcast Town. All this, plus Wayne’s Podcast Town news with a startling turn from Wayne himself, as well as listener emails. Dig it! Donloyd Here if you still closely manage your Top Eight. Email us, add us on FB, visit us in Podcast Town, and look for us on Twitter. Or MySpace.

We're back! We're joined by Wayne this week to discuss the Podcast Town news -- live!! We discuss Sara's top notch posts, food pics, bad podcast posts and the new JFD patreon. We also discuss Frisbie accidentally calling Parker and it turning into a waking nightmare before turning into a sweet daydream. Then Wayne talks about podcasting and gives us his 3 New Laws if he Were President. All this and so much more you won't believe it! Donloyd Here if you're ready to play Classical Gas. join us in podcast Town or be our friends on Facebook or something!

We’re back, X-words! And due to an implied agreement (maybe) completed informally over a major social network, we’re starting the countdown of our last 19 episodes (possibly), so let’s dive right in to the festivities, just in case this is really the beginning of the end: Parker returns form his first Ohio visit since he left the state in 2009, and he has thrilling tales of reuniting with friends, family, and Skyline Chili Cheese Coneys. Also, he attended Horrorhound Weekend where he met both Lloyd Kaufman and Bill Zebub, which he describes in erotic detail. Cumulus shamelessly plugs his other podcast, Zatoichi: The Blind Podsmen, and bemoans the smell of pets on recently acquired secondhand furniture, which he describes in erotic detail. And if that weren’t enough, we have another voicemail from Zatoichi himself(!) and The Podcast Town News from Wayne! Donloyd Here if you now do "Classical Gas". Visit us on FB, write an email to poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on Twitter. We "LIKE" like you.

We're back! On this one, we talk about how Katherine Heigl is foxier than pretending to be disabled is evil and how "The Ringer" tricked Parker and hurt his feelings because he has a soft spot for those kinds of dudes. We also get some emails and talk about some cool and interesting sandwiches from around the world. A leprechaun leaves us a message in a bottle to let us know about how horrible his life is thanks to Trump's America. We also talk about about bumper stickers and a particularly funny license plate that specifically refers to Gary from the Midnight Society. Wayne brings the Podcast Town News and talks about how everyone's food sucks and some other stuff. And this week's Odd Tism features a fight between Parker and his Wife so stupid that it's ... Odd Tistic. All this and more! Donloyd Here if you sing Death From Above 1979 songs when your food arrives. Find us in Podcast Town and be our friend!

Get ready, you M-words, because Pool Party Radio is back with a new episode! This week, Parker and Cumulus miss Bill Paxton, discuss fake news, hate on Instagram commenters, make a bunch of Sifl & Olly references, read some emails, and soak in Wayne’s Podcast Town News! Donloyd Here if you go with those classic roses. Email at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on FB, and rate & review us on iTunes and the like. These are the llamas that keep our news interesting and oh-so fake.

We're here! Parker and Cumulus discuss Valentine's Day, The Wailing, video games, Beef Jerky, flowers as presents and so much more. Also, Wayne's Podcast Town News, the word "libtard," the best food mascots, someone in PTown gets promoted and tons more! Donloyd Here if you eat the weird jerkys. Find us in Podcast Town and email us or like us or something.

Are you a “bad” enough “dude” to listen to the latest Pool Party Radio?! Weirdly, we recorded this a day in advance of the truly memorable tweet that butchered the use of quotation marks in that real unfunny, opposite-of-that-SNL-Matt-Foley-character way. Life is absurd. We discuss the missing history of PPR and cuckolding, and then we do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly segment of Fictional Presidents. To remind the sheeple that we are awake and not enduring a fever dream, Wayne brings us the Podcast Town News. Good luck, everyone. Donloyd Here if you've never been vetted before managing nuclear weapons. I mean, goddamn, y'all. Email us those dad photos- any ol' dads will do. Find us on FB, and tweet at us on twitter. These are the bright lights that distract us from the Doomsday Clock.

We're back, T-Words! Parker has a new A of the Week, some listeners send in their As of the week, too. We get an email that's literally tight. Frisbie meets a cuckold, horror stories from movie theaters and lots of other crazy things! Oh, No Wayne Podcast Town News this week because Trump is silencing all journalists. Download Here if you put your stinky feet on the food tray. Find us in Podcast Town and email us!

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, we bring you our first episode of 2017! And considering how exhausting 2016 was emotionally, physically, and psychologically, we have foregone the usual deadpools and end-of-year wrap-ups. Instead, we dutifully press on with more episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? Season 4. In episodes 4-6 of season 4, we learn all about the best character of all of AYAotD, whose name is Shawn Mackenzie. And Parker shows his growth as a human being over the past year by virtue of his astute observations from these episodes. Frisbie remains critical of everyone on the show. Plus, we have emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! So put your secret crush's diary down, because you're about to get an earful! Donloyd Here if you also got more woke in 2016. Join us on FB on our page or in Podcast Town, and email us and tweet at us. We love that bullshit.

We're back! Parker introduced a controversial new segment and immediately asks for help in renaming it to be less problematic. We talk a bit about Sonic and the dietary necessities needed to "go fast." Wayne has a new, bonus-length BREAKING NEWS edition of The Wayne Podcast Town News and we do a GBU of 11th grade, featuring stories of becoming disillusioned with humanity. It's just fun! Donloyd Here if you have arbitrary details that miss the bigger point entirely! Go join Podcast Town or follow us on twitter or something. And send us some emails!!!!!

Bust out the Pictionary, because we’re joined this week by Jackson Stewart! His latest film is Beyond the Gates, a horror film centered on a creepy VHS board game, so in honor of his movie, we do a Good, Bad, and the Ugly about board games. We also discuss the wild couple of weeks we’ve had since last hanging out, as well as all of the filthy, horrible words we can now say in this brave new world. Plus, Wayne brings us the Podcast Town News! Donloyd Here if you were a winner at the game of Life. Visit our Facebook page, look for us in Podcast Town on FB, email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, and point at us on Twitter.

This episode was recorded on the Saturday before Election Day 2016. I hope that explains why we end up talking about holidays, concerts, and other chill topics. It was a simpler time. Donloyd Here if you long for the days before 2016. Like us on Facebook. Email us. Be excellent to each other.

We're back! We recorded late at night and were sleepy grumpy. We talk about Chief Wahoo, baseball, how shitty Cubs fan are, our podcat bros. All that and like 7 other things and Wayne brings the Podcast Town News. It's a wild ride! Donloyd Here if you care about the estate tax. Join us in Podcast Town or be our Facebook friends!

Only 90s kids will remember that PPR is all about Are You Afraid of the Dark? during the Halloween season, and this year is no different as Parker and Cumulus huddle around the fire once more to join The Midnight Society for more spoopy tales. First, though, you KNOW that they've got to talk about that Ken Bone, but their opinions may surprise you. Parker then indulges in an installment of Pumpkin Spice Channel. His response shouldn't surprise you. Cumulus claims to be getting into hockey. Surprise, surprise; he enjoys more Canadian stuff. And the first episodes to be reviewed for Season 4 of AYAotD are parts 1 & 2 of The Tale of Cutter's Treasure and the Cronenberg-esque The Tale of the Renegade Virus. Donloyd Here if you ever thought computer plugs and outlets were sexual. Go to htbkicksass.com to buy a PPR or JFD shirt, just in time for Tricks 'n' Treats!

We're back! We're joined by Senn Byro from Junk Fodd Schlitzie to talk about 10th grade! Frisbie's secret bumper sticker shame is revisited, Parker loves drugs, Sean jammed with the console cowboys in cyber space, who is Flyin' Byron? What show does Parker regret missing? All this and so much more! Also, one of the most scathing segments of Wayne's Podcast Town News to date! Donloyd Here if you don't know our names. Go buy a PPR shirt at htbkicksass.com!!

Welcome, Freshmen! This week, we’re joined by Director and Co-Writer of Beyond the Gates (2016), Jackson Stewart, to discuss the Good, Bad, and the Ugly of 9th Grade! Such pubescent horrors as cheating couples, bad (or rad) fashions, and the ultimate punishments of the day are all on the table for Parker, Cumulus, and Jackson. All that, plus emails and Wayne’s Podcast Town Report! Check it out while you clean up your pimply faces! Donloyd Here if you got some Doobie stories. Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on Facebook, and reach us on Twitter. These are the delicious vending machine snacks that power us through the long school day.

Get your school supplies together because we’re back! This week, Parker and Cumulus go over the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Eighth Grade, with tangents into the horrors of teeth, the madness of promo codes, the terror of broken limbs, and the anxiety of learning to dance. All of this plus a Goddard chat and a compelling story about an oil change for a car. Donloyd Here if you've got thOSE PROMO COOOODES!!!1111 Email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, Like us on Facebook, Find us on Twitter. These are the little things that keep our French New Wave films filled with chatter (which is to say that these are good things, mon ami).

We’re back! This week Parker and Cumulus are joined by Kevin Moose of Junk Fod Diner to discuss the Good, Bad, and Ugly of Seventh Grade. They learn how they used lockers, what media was being consumed, and who was trying to go on dates. It’s a jam packed episode filled with traumatic memories, so be sure to tune in! Donloyd Here if you've been threatened by more than one friend's girlfriend's dad. Email, find us on FB, chat us up on Twitter. We like you and we *like* like you.

We're back! This week, we do a GBU of Sixth Grade with our guests James and Josh from Mentertainment Weekly. We share erotic stories, horrible stories, the same exact story and admit to things no one knows about. It's very intense. Also, Josh doesn't have an internet connection. Sorry! Donloyd Here if you want to touch my monkey. Oh, hey! Go to htbkicksass.com and buy a Pool Party or JFD shirt!

Hey, Partiers! We're still gone this week. But it's a new episode. Don't worry, though, it's all explained if you listen. But, if this is your first episode, please don't listen. This is for the die-hards. If this is your first time, listen to episode 260. Anyway, this episode has a GBU, guests Sean from JFD and Nik. Lots of Sherlock Homophobia and, most importantly, Wayne's Podcast Town News. Does Wayne quit the show? Find out by listening! We'll be back next. And listen to next week's Illogical Contraption for a special treat! Donloyd Here if you're Alan Jackson woke. Remember, there's still Pool Party (and Junk Food Dinner) shirts and stickers and patches and Koozers available from Hide the Bodies. Buy some stuff so we don't feel like dickheads for doing 264 free podcasts.

We're back with guest Travis from GWARcast and Get Off My Pod! to talk about Fifth Grade! We discuss Frisbie's nudity, teachers in the locker room, the exact day Parker gave up on life, Travis vs. The Meanest Teacher, Parker's secret Pizza Roll shame and so much more! Travis also gives his New Laws. Would he make a great leader? Spoiler alert: Yes. Also, we finally read James' email after teasing it for like a month! Is it worth it? That's up for him to decide. And we debut our new segment: Dad Reviews! Send us pictures of your dad and we'll review him! Direct Donloyd Here while you poop. There's still time to get Pool Party and Ghoul Summer shirts, patches, stickers and whatnot at HTBKicksAss.com!

Baw-wit-da-bah, everyone! Ghoul Summer seems unrelenting, but we’ve got Shelby Cobras from Illogical Contraption to share the Good News about Chili Dog Summer! We also continue the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of K-12 with a focus on Grade 4, the fourthiest year. We cover everything, from another tragic school change to rad skateboards to racist books. The results may surprise you! Plus, Vaughn brings the Podcast Town News! Music: "II" by Ulthar Donloyd Here if you prefer crab juice. Email us those dads at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, follow us on FB and Twitter, and for chrissake be good to each other.

We're back! We're joined by Cumulus from the Blind Podsmen podcast and friend of the show Chris! We talk about some stuff. And then we get into a Good, Bad, Ugly of third grade! More stories of secret bullies! Teachers vs. Fangoria! The Sad Tale of Moving! So much more! We also review an Australian dog! Donloyd Here if you just REALLY like that John Candy sketch. Listen to the Blind Podsmen! Go to Chris' Chicago show! Buy a Ghoul Summer or Old Cat shirt!!

Hey, Partiers! Frisbie is on vacation this week, so Wife fills in for the fun! We had originally planned to watch a Bill Zebub movie for Ghoul Summer, but we don't hate ourselves. Instead, we watched Nicholas Winding Refn's new ghoul movie "Neon Demon" because we only dislike ourselves. In this movie, we learn that the fashion industry exploits young women. Because we did not know that from watching the E! Channel in 1993. We'll let you know in the show when the spoilers start, but they end at the 34 minute mark. Which is coincidentally when the Wayne's Podcast News begins! Wayne speaks truth to power. Can you handle it? Then, Parker tells the story of a real-life murder he did. And then everyone tells stories about times they peed themselves. This one gets real emotional, people! Donloyd Here for unsubtle symbolism, maaaaan! The Junk Food Dinner Ghoul Summer t-shirts are available and shipping now! And PPR shirts are still up there, too! Buy some so we don't die! Also, be sure to check out Frisbie and Patrick from Banshee Jams' new podcast: The Blind Podsmen!

It’s Ghoul Summer, weirdoes! And—hoo, boy—PPR is going to…um…acknowledge it by watching a "film" from notorious ghoul director, Bill Zebub. Parker and Cumulus sorta watch Frankenstein the Rapist while highlighting some parts of the movie, but they find themselves mostly talking over it and going down the familiar tangents of personal anecdotes, MVPPs (as well as MVPPs), and what makes this summer so ghoulish. Also, they are pleased to reveal another installment of Vaughn’s/Wayne’s report of the Podcast Town Report. Donloyd Here if you've got a ghoulish vacation destination. Give us your tired, your emails, your FB follows, and your huddling tweets yearning to tweet free. We'll accept you, America.

Find your seats and get ready for another episode of Pool Party Radio: School Edition! This week, Parker and Cumulus welcome back Sammy of the Howl Horror Program podcast and the Back to Life Podcast, and the three discuss the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of Second Grade. But first, they recount the past week-- and keep in mind that they recorded this on Saturday, back when America was not an even worse off, depressing place filled with tragedies, which is why they basically talk about classic cinema, as if nothing tremendously awful had yet happened. It was a simpler time. Music- "Milk" by Pain Donloyd Here if you call it "milk". Email at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on FB, and connect with us on Twitter. We love you.

We’re taking you to school with our special guest from the Banshee Jams podcast and the upcoming Zatoichi: the Blind Podsman podcast, Patrick! This week, Cumulus is "ol’ raspy-voice Frisbie" as he laments how allergies are ruining him. Patrick recounts how he learned to stop worrying and love the commercial airliner through the mediocre Windows Flight Simulator. And Parker is still reeling from the news that we lost The Greatest just twelve hours prior to recording. Then they reminisce about 1st Grade in the first installment of their The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly: Grades 1-12 Edition. They cover what it felt like to finally become small grown-ups, to be unnecessarily punished (or unnecessarily throw others under the bus), and to witness the horrifying injuries and lunch time mishaps of yesteryear. Grab your pencil boxes, because it's a slobberknocker. Also, visit HTBkicksass.com for the latest Ghoul Summer shirt from Parker's other podcast, Junk Food Dinner, as well as those slick Pool Party Radio shirts and koozers! Music: "Pizza Day" by The Aquabats Donloyd Here if you've beaten the video game Desert Bus. Email us any general thoughts and feels at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on our FB Page and in Podcast Town on FB, and reach us on Twitter @finalparker and @cumulusfrisbie. These are the Dunkaroos in our packed lunches.

What’s up, youths?! This week, Parker and Cumulus discuss Snapchats, re-visit Carlos Danger, and ponder the coolest pool pranks from Hackers that didn’t translate to personal school experiences. Then they jump into a X-Men: Apocalypse SPOILER FEST—Note that if you plan to see the movie and not have it spoiled, you’ll want to skip the 17-47 range of minute markers. They also get into some MVPP vs. MVPPs, which contains toy art photographers, Canadian musicians, dance programs with kids, and people at zoos. Donloyd Here if you thought you could dance at 8 years of age. Email your Podcast Town Correspondent resumes to poolpartyradio @ gmail.com and visit us on FB and Twitter.

Rock the vote, y’all! This week, Parker and Cumulus dig into politics and decide that the best candidate is a meme candidate. Parker learns the politics of fashion when he commits to letting everyone know what kind of movies he’s into by putting a Spookies back patch on his jacket. Cumulus considers the politics of taco truck drinks when he finds that not all horchata is created equal. And then they have a heated analysis of their MVPP vs. MVPP. It’s a doozy, folks! Donloyd Here if you're perplexed by Pokémens these days. Rate and review us on you podcast player of choice, email us at poolpartyradio @ gmail.com, find us on FB and in Podcast Town. We appreciate you (*winks seductively*).

After decades (or two weeks), we’re finally back! Parker recounts his trip to L.A. and a meeting of podcat bros. Cumulus recounts seeing a lot of movies. Then they vow to never be apart for that long again, because everything is terrifying. They’ve got more advertisements, more weird bars, more cinema chat—it’s all here! They also receive an email regarding one of their favorite dogs and the terrible real and emotional jails that said dog currently resides. Donloyd Here if you only listen to covers of popular songs at your bar. Email, visit us on FB and in Podcast Town, find us on Twitter. We like your faces.