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Get the hoses ready, these Chumps are ready to get these hippies of the lawn. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie and Taylor tag-team the final hour of this wild news day, where students are taking over college campuses across the United States.

The sprinklers that took out the Harvard Hamas encampment is the story of the day, and you're bound to chuckle at some of the Chump Lines on the subject.

If you thought the hippies of the 60s and 70s were privileged and pampered, get a load of the menu for these brats. Someone (three guesses who) is behind the organization sending sandwiches, mixed nuts, and peanut butter cups to the pro-Hamas campers in Boston.

Those at the pro-Hamas encampment in Harvard Yard were warned about the regularly scheduled sprinklers that would go off during the night. Howie reports the minute-by-minute account provided by the Harvard Crimson that's been picked up by national news.

Upon the premiere of his new film, "Not Another Church Movie," Jimmy Cummings joins the Grace Curley Show to talk about his career in acting and production.

Before heading to the court this morning, President Trump made a detour into Manhattan to meet with construction workers---hundreds of them. Then, tune in for Woke or Joke. The Wizard of Woke Taylor Cormier has returned to his lair, and he's ready to present this week's headlines.

Early in the wee hours of the morning, Harvard's pro-Hamas campers experienced the unfortunate disturbance of water hitting their tents. It was the sprinklers on the quad! Tune in for the play-by-play.

While his campus is under siege by bratty college students, NYU professor Scott Galloway joins MSNBC to point out what's causing the emasculation of America and the depression of our youngest generations.

These Chumps want to give the protesters at Yale a piece of their mind. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney joins the show to update Howie's listeners on the Karen Read trial, where jury selection has taken longer than it did in President Trump's Manhattan trial. Aidan calls the trial "must-see theater," a display that will put O.J. Simpson's trial to shame.

Tune in for today's edition of the Chump Line, the recorded voice messaging service of the Howie Carr Show. Then, take a listen to what Biden had to say (or stumble through) and Chris Christie's strange comment about none other than Trump's appearance.

Adam Guillette of Accuracy in Media (the doxxing truck guy) never stopped his tireless work to expose the anti-Semitism on our nation's college campuses. Adam joins the show to share his latest antics at Columbia University and his plans for the neighborhoods of the students' families.

There's something the illegal aliens and the Ivy League students have in common. Nobody wants to work hard and get a job. Instead, they expect everything to be given to them, whether that's welfare or a list of strange Israeli divestment demands.

Trump almost literally built New York City into greatness in the 1980s, and less than a half-century later, this sham trial is how he's being repaid. Grace dives in to the latest scuffle outside the courthouse and more going on across the world on this Wednesday.

Ben Weingarten joins the Grace Curley Show to discuss the increasing unrest at Ivy League and other one-prestigious universities across the country. Plus, the child of a congresswoman is involved in the anti-Israel uproar. Guess which one!

Since when do Ivy League administrations negotiate with snotty brats? Grace updates listeners on the unrest at Columbia University and other once-prestigious institutions across the country.

Trump is being kept from other court cases, the campaign trail, and family obligations. Meanwhile, the Manhattan judge has told the jury he'll work around their schedule.

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Is he a Gloomy Gus or just a Candid Carr? In the hour prior to this one, Howie breaks the unfortunate news that the November election may not be as secure as he thought. It's important that Republicans make sure the margin is "too big to rig," he says.

Howie welcomes Jay Valentine to the show to update listeners on the fight for election integrity this November. Unfortunately, it isn't looking too good on that front. Jay details his conversations with the Trump team and highlights the few wins ahead of the 2024 election.

Howie welcomes the Vice President of Free Speech America Daniel Schneider to the show to discuss something awfully peculiar his team at Media Research Center noticed about President Trump's jury. Then, you'll never believe what the FBI said about the investigation into that whole "Radical Traditional Catholic" thing.

Thank goodness the students at NYU and Barnard will still be able to go to law school and become LGBT community organizers or whatever their heart desires. They won't have a criminal record, even after the unrest they've caused on their college campuses.

Toby Leary joins the show for 2A Tuesday to answer questions from callers about the Second Amendment, court cases involving a firearm, and gun brand preference.

Alec Baldwin seems to keep finding himself among these pro-Hamas protests in New York City. Why is the actor, who got himself into a sticky situation with a gun on a movie set, intermingling with violent activists?

Decency was on the ballot. Remember that? Now, Biden cannot seem to find the words when it's time to condemn anti-Semites or violent protestors.

Classes were cancelled Monday at Columbia, giving the pro-terror students the precise attention they want.

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She has good taste, you must admit. The receipts from former District Attorney Rachael Rollins have been made public, and many purchases caught Howie's eye. Then, take a listen to this flashback from the president of Columbia University.

Why was Congressman Bill Keating anywhere near Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelensky, let alone personally handing him the sign-off that he'd be getting another American blank check?

Howie suggested the Man Bun Brigade two years ago now. If the border between Ukraine and Russia is so near and dear to their heats, why won't all of these hippies join up and fight for the Ukrainian cause? Then, tune in for some weekly Hate Mail, including one message critiquing Howie's use of the Lord's Name.

Howie uncovers the reason why certain women haven't seen repercussions for their actions. In short, it's because their daddy is rich. Tune in for the latest out of America's "top" institutions and more.

Funny how all these Leftists think they know the inner workings of Donald Trump's mind. If you ask Hillary Clinton, she knows the inner workings of his so-called "murderous" mind! Then, Grace welcomes Bill Brusard of JB AutoCARE to the show for Mechanic Monday, when callers ask the auto expert all of their car questions. Today, one testy caller tries to throw a wrench in Bill's knowledge...and fails!

The Jewish professors and students have been kindly advised to stop going to the anti-Semitic campuses with pro-Hamas encampments. Shouldn't their safety be put before the comfort of terrorist youth?

What a weekend in the news cycle, and Grace has all of it fresh off the press. From the rare weekend session in Congress, where the Ukrainian border was described as "ours," to an encampment at yet another Ivy League university, you're bound to learn something and have a laugh. Tune in!

Tune in for Uncle Bosie & the Cannibals and Biden's trip to Pennsylvania, milkshake and all.

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Howie plays part of the statement from Monica Tibbits-Nutt, the CEO and Secretary of the Massachusetts Department of Transportation. She has concocted very creative new ways to raise revenue in the Bay State...that means raising taxes on YOU. Then, Howie shares a sneak peek of his latest episode of Meet the Experts featuring new author Michael Walsh.

It's time for this week's edition of Police Blotter Fax, where Howie and Taylor snicker over stories from across the country.

Look. Not every single middle-aged woman who reads the New York Times is crazy. But Howie thinks the chances are significantly worse for Trump after a look at his jury.

Someone set himself on fire in front of the courthouse where Trump's jury selection took place. Tune in for Howie's live reaction to the identity reveal of this very sick man.

It's time for Last Call! This week, Philly native Emma Foley joins the show to weigh in on President Biden's trip to Wawa (and his odd order) as well as the latest moral snafu from the Girl Scouts of America. Then, tune in for a little tidbit on Jarred's acting career and a Carr Crossover with the Captain.

Grace believes in the forever type of love, which is why news like that about the SBF couple or the Fani Willis affair are so distressing. Add Nadine Menendez, the wife of Senator Bob Menendez, to the mix of walk-aways. Grace has the scoop.

The Ivy Leaguers are at it again. Once these students gain a year of higher education, they think they know so much more than the people running long-standing institutions. This time, the urban terrorists have formed an encampment on the campus of Columbia University in New York.

Have you ever thought of writing a book but never took the leap? This week's guest did just that. Howie sits down with Michael Walsh, a Massachusetts native, who has authored a compelling mystery series, called the Ocean Park Series, that is set in a fictionalized version of his hometown, Lynn. In this episode, Michael Walsh shares the depth of research it takes to craft a cohesive and believable story and the role luck can play in seeing success as an author.

The GOP ain't got it. Without President Trump, known for his top-notch deal-making skills, the Republican Party is left groveling to the Democrats. Speaker Mike Johnson admitted it on CNN. Take a listen.

Joe's uncle might not have actually been eaten by cannibals, but these Chumps won't him live down this goof. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

Howie welcomes Aidan Kearney to the show as the Karen Read trial begins. Turns out, it's very hard to find an unbiased jury because of the work Aidan has done investigating the facts of the case.

The buck stops at Alejandro Mayorkas when it comes to the death of Laken Riley, whose killer crossed the border illegally. For some reason, Mayorkas and millions of illegals roam free while President Trump sits in a very cold courtroom in Manhattan.

Howie gets a call from someone residing in America's hat (that is, Canada) who explains the strange infatuation with Prime Minister Justin Trudeau. That sparks a conversation about dictatorship, naturally. Then, listeners air grievances about federal funding headed to Ukraine while illegal aliens are destroying the cities and towns here.

Howie had quite the run-in at Mar-a-Lago last night, and no, it wasn't with President Trump. Tune in for Howie's story from yester-evening as well as an update on Trump's Manhattan trial and the latest stats on people fleeing Massachusetts.

The urban terrorists return to the streets of New York, this time on Columbia University's campus. Then, Grace shares the disappointing news that Ilhan Omar's daughter has been suspended from school for similar events.

Speaker Johnson is taking the heat from the rest of the Republican Party as he moves more and more towards the middle on these pesky foreign aid packages. Grace welcomes Chris Bedford of The Blaze to the show to weigh in. Then, Emma Foley joins for this week's round of Woke or Joke, the game where callers do their best to guess if a headline is real or fake.

Grace has diligently documented all of President Biden's tales of senility, but this one might outdo even the ballad of Corn Pop. Joe Biden's latest story involves his Uncle Ambrose and cannibals...YES, cannibals! Tune in for Grace and Jarred's takes on that.

While Dr. Jill Biden struggles with the pronunciation of "bodega," Donald Trump spent his Tuesday evening (after a long 8-hour day in court) at the convenience store that was robbed at gunpoint less than two years ago.

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Filling in for Howie is Maine man Aaron Chadbourne, who comes in swinging at Speaker Mike Johnson as he does his network news tours. Aaron points to one particular interview with CNN's Jake Tapper where Johnson is starting to sound more and more centrist by the day. Then, Aaron takes calls from his fellow Mainers who are fed up with Draconian Governor Janet Mills.

The oral arguments against January Sixers took place at the U.S. Supreme Court yesterday. Howie shares the slam dunks from Justice Neil Gorsuch that highlight the hypocrisy and double standards of the Biden Department of Justice.

Howie takes a deep dive into one of the uber-elitist Biden disciples doing the bidding of Sleepy Joe. Then, join Grace, Taylor, and Howie as they sift through this week's bag of Hate Mail.

You aren't ready for the latest lore out of the Biden family. It involves a plane crash, cannibals, and good ol' Ambrose Finnegan. Well, if you can make out the tall tale from the mumbling, all power to you!

Grace has been following the Karen Read case for quite some time, and now, as it goes to trial, she welcomes independent journalist Turtleboy to the show to share the latest on jury selection.

Grace brings in the big guns to explain two major cases this week. First, columnist David Marcus breaks down the Manhattan jury selection for President Trump's hush money case. Then, Neil McCabe shares the latest findings in the ongoing fiasco regarding the Washington, D.C. protest on January 6, 2021.

President Trump figured, hey, might as well use the time in the Big Apple to his advantage. He headed to the bodega where a clerk was robbed at gunpoint and subsequently charged under corrupt D.A. Alvin Bragg for defending himself. A crowd met the former president there, cheering and shouting "Four more years." If this is NYC, how does the rest of the nation feel?

The Act used to indict over 300 people from January 6th has made it to SCOTUS. Justice Samuel Alito grills U.S. Solicitor General Elizabeth Prelogar about the obvious hypocrisy and double standard of justice.

Callers wrap up Toby's final hour with all questions 2nd Amendment.

If your quip wasn't quite good enough for the Chump Line, you're still in luck. Welcome to Chopped Chumps, where the Howie Carr Radio Network team houses the second-tier submissions.

After another day in the Chump Line's driver's seat, Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works welcomes Mark Smith of Four Boxes Diner to the show to discuss the Supreme Court hearing in Washington today. Mark breaks down the argument from Alito that exposed the hypocrisy of the Leftist Department of Justice.

Toby and callers react to the second day of President Trump's criminal trial in Manhattan. Is this going to backfire on Democrats?

Toby fills is for Howie and covers Democrats' interest in protecting Ukraine's border, but not our own. Plus Grace's News.

John Kirby scrolls through his excuse manual over Biden's failure to stop Iran's attack on Israel. Plus Toby Leary explains why there is a sudden interest for guns among California residents.

Jake Novak tells Grace the media is being too soft on Palestinian "protestors" blocking bridges and airports. Plus more on Biden's pathetic "please don't" to Iran.

Trump-bashing Katie Couric says 45's supporters are "anti-intellectual." Plus updates on day two of the Manhattan trial.

Yesterday began the jury selection for Donald Trump's trial in Manhattan. Which trial, you ask? It's the criminal case involving smut star Stormy Daniels, alleged hush money, and a non-disclosure agreement. Funny, it's all public information now.

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The "Religion of Peace" is at it again, this time in Australia. Islamic extremists have stabbed an Orthodox priest and civilians in a mall. Tune in for Toby Leary's takes on the terror in today's dark times.

Toby Leary of Cape Gun Works fills in for Howie, but no matter who's in the chair, the Chump Line arrives at the same time each weekday. Then, Toby and the listeners debate the 1917 Balfour Declaration and how it set the tone for Israeli-Palestinian unrest today.

Toby Leary's three favorite topics are the ones you cannot bring up at Thanksgiving dinner: religion, politics, and guns. So, he's bringing all three to the listeners today. Toby and the callers discuss the war in Israel, the Trump jury selection, and more.

Who better to discuss the breaking news in the obscure, confusing Alec Baldwin case than the gun guru of the Howie Carr Radio Network, Toby Leary. The owner of Cape Gun Works breaks down what's happening with manslaughter charges, negligence, and more. Plus, Toby takes listeners back to Lexington and Concord for a little Patriots' Day history lesson.

America's oldest ally was attacked, and Biden's response has been brutal. Grace welcomes Ben Weingarten to the show to discuss the horrific attack over the weekend on Jerusalem.

Grace welcomes her go-to attorney Marc Salinas to the show to answer a few questions about the two major trials happening today. First the duo discusses Trump's hush money trial in Manhattan. Then, they turn to the Karen Read case here in Massachusetts.

Grace reacts to Iran's attack on Israel - and the White House's response.

Can you picture Sleepy Joe shmoozing in a Chick-fil-a the same way Trump did last week? Check out these sound cuts and then make your decision.

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Turtleboy joins the show once again with the latest updates on the ever-evolving Karen Read case. The trial is set to begin, but new motions keep arising. Then, catch a snippet of Howie's latest Meet the Experts episode featuring Dr. Mark DiStefano and Dr. Thomas Brand of Northeast Hair Restoration.

It's the Howie Carr Listener's favorite segment of the week, and Howie and Grace have got a good one for you this time. Tune in for the wackiest stories from naked axe-wielding women to alligators and horses getting into trouble.

2001. 2008. 2020. The Captain and his listeners run through the very long list of Deep State Hacks that have ruined the lives of you and me for decades, if not the better part of a century.

Donovan Clingan, the center for the University of Connecticut's men's basketball team, describes his experience at the White House after winning the NCAA championship last year. How many shows will you hear this cut on? Not many! Then, Howie discusses American's first and foremost health problem: fatness.

It's the time of the week when Emma Foley joins the show to cover the stories that may have slipped through the cracks. This week, Emma and Grace discuss the Masters Tournament favorite who may up and drop out. Plus, tune in for an update on disgraced Harvard president Claudine Gay and the possibility some eclipse glasses were counterfeit.

President Trump's National Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt updates listeners on whether Joe Biden will make the debate stage, how the president is preparing for his upcoming hush money trial, and dishing the latest on a vice presidential pick.

Why are the "mistakes" about Donald Trump always going in the same direction? Ask the "reporters" at the L.A. Times. Plus John Daniel Davidson tells Grace why the FISA reauthorization had conservatives up in arms.

Howie sits down with Dr. Mark DiStefano and Dr. Thomas Brand, who specialize in men's hair restoration. Together, they've pioneered a procedure called Precision Follicular Extraction, which has become the Gold Standard and most sought-after hair restoration method in New England. Join Howie, Dr. DiStefano, and Dr. Brand as they discuss all things hair on this episode of Meet the Experts.

MAGA is making a lot of sense to everyone from the never-Trumper to the silent supporter. Next up on the Trump train is Sage Steele, former ESPN host.

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It's a two-guest hour on the Howie Carr Show. First, Massachusetts Representative David DeCoste joins the show to share a horrific story out of the MA school system and what he plans to do about it in the Bay State legislature. Then, Aidan "Turtleboy" Kearney explains the newest details to the upcoming Karen Read trial that's right around the corner.

It's not every day O.J. Simpson dies, so of course the Chump Line is full of existential quips and glove jokes. Then, tune in for exclusive Howie riffs about old-time radio.

Howie and his listeners reminisce on the O.J. Simpson trial and chase on the day after his death. Howie remembers he was on-air at the time, and some callers even remember his demeanor that day.

Howie warms up the show with the latest Biden bumbles. Then, joins Howie and Grace for the shocking news of the day, the death of O.J.Simpson.

Talk about nepotism! What kind of credentials does Vanessa Kerry have to be the climate envoy of the World Health Organization besides being related to Green Prince John Kerry?

Tune in for some shrill audio of everyone's least favorite member of the squad. Then, Emma Foley joins for this week's round of Woke or Joke, the game portion of the show where callers vie for gift card prizes by guessing if a headline is real or fake.