Help I Sexted My Boss

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault. He came back from his sabbatical and shared lots of stories... but has he been telling the truth? Is there something he's not telling us? Well, it's time to find out.

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There's a lot of excitement in the studio this week! We’re celebrating a Sexted wedding, William has been sprinkling and sparkling (not spunking) at Disneyland, and Jordan has been enjoying freebies in the sky. On a less exciting note, there’s a certain monotone Executive Producer back from his travels.

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The tour countdown is on! But it seems that Jordan is missing one key piece of information. One G&Diva has been in touch with a cautionary tale about connecting your phone to your car and William has a dark update about Jordan's colonic.

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In this episode, William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life. He can't say a single innuendo for the entire episode! To make the task extra difficult, we have dilemmas involving stiff socks and nudity. Plus, Jordan's on the turbo wine, so anything could happen!

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Jordan’s colonic date is fast approaching, and it looks like his G&D levels will be critically low on tour because of it! A few folks have been in touch with their take on the hot tub debate, and a famous G&Diva has offered the boys a sweet treat.

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William and Jordan welcome Hannah and Suruthi into the Sexted studio for a RedHanded special episode. Hear all about the Twin Flames Universe before the boys share dilemmas on leaving WhatsApp groups and chatting sex with your parents!

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Despite Jordan's new early starts, he's enjoying a G&D and chatting about being totally over stag dos after his weekend in (surprise, surprise) Benidorm. Plus, William's been successfully decorated and is vowing to do no innuendos on next week's episode. The boys also answer dilemmas about masked neighbours and knocking out a driving instructor.

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After lots of G&Divas messaged about coming to see Sexted on the big screen, William recounts a traumatic cinema faux pas from his student days. The lads go through some of your first song purchases and the podcast has started to seep into nurseries!

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There’s finally some international D in the studio (courtesy of Chairman Emeritus Stuart), and the boys are quick to wrap their lips around it. But things quickly turn sour as there seems to be some TikTok tension. Fortunately your dilemmas are here to bring them back together as they ponder great questions like, what to do when your parents announce they’re on OnlyFans?

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Everyone's in prep mode for the big tour with William planning his glamorous stage outfit and Jordan still toying with the idea of telling us the infamous Guinness joke. The boys also hear from G&Divas with their own frozen animal stories, and they’re a hoot (pun intended). Plus, mascot memories are confirmed!

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There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as William and Jordan announce that the Sexted tour will be broadcast live into cinemas! Plus, the boys battle through their ailments to give advice on eating with chopsticks, rogue pants and what to do when you soil yourself in public.

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William and Jordan are celebrating Easter by sharing lots of responses and follow ups to your problems and dilemmas, including chat about transcriptions and a misunderstood lyric. Plus, there’s a spectacular rant about people who work in public relations and an invitation to enjoy Poppins Down Under.

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Happy birthday to Sexted! William and Jordan are celebrating by turning back time with some retro problems and dilemmas. But has their advice changed over the years? Plus, the boys talk Deep Heat, hanging around the home of a stranger in their dressing gown and eating eggs in the office.

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William talks about his brand new book and tour, and Jordan’s relieved to hear some flaccid news about a dilemma from a few weeks ago. Plus, a followup on banana ketchup leads to some saucy chat and a G&Diva has a complaint about a certain laundry habit.

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There’s big news on this episode of Sexted, as Jordan reveals he uses moist toilet tissue and William shares the first song he ever purchased for his iPod. The boys also chat about chocolate in the office, botox and what to do if you let yourself into a house you no longer live in. Plus, a G&Diva gets in touch about some unexpected words that were said in the bedroom!

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William shares his opinion on this week's news from the Royal Family, Jordan's on a mission to name as many people from Bradford as possible and the boys find some missing post in Producer Ben's box. Plus, there's chat about doing the Guinness joke on tour and the divisive topic of balling socks.

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Fresh from the BRITs, Jordan’s showing off his brand new look featuring eyewear and neckwear, and William’s got a present that’ll stop the studio getting smashed up. Plus the boys chat about the worst typo ever, rooftop escapes and famous people from Bradford.

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Jordan’s been smashing up the studio, there’s more chat about Campman’s sidekicks and it turns out still and sparkling water is a thing! Plus, William’s sharing his knowledge of forks and there’s more appreciation for Franco’s in Longridge.

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Someone from team Sexted has been in trouble with the law, but who on earth could it be? All is revealed plus the answers to your dilemmas on how to tell your neighbours it’s time to take down the Christmas decorations, and how to overcome the inevitable trauma of accidentally smelling the wrong knickers.

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The boys invite luxury guest and cleaning influencer Jack Callaghan (@jack.designs) to help answer your cleaning related dilemmas including how often you should change your bedsheets, which cleaning product rules above them all, and what a ‘Sunday reset’ is?

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After Jordan updates us on his new water routine and reveals the origin of an alleged naughty picture spotted on his phone, the boys get to work helping with your dilemmas regarding shaving at the office and how to tell people about your job involves handling semen.

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William and Jordan reflect on some BIG news, discuss the correct way to eat a Pot Noodle, and hear a saucy revelation about witches.

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There’s a rather large elephant in the room… Something that all of you G&Diva’s have been begging to know more about… It’s finally time for William to reveal his ironing setup! The boys are also on hand to help with all your dilemmas such as serving traditional food with a twist, queueing etiquette, and an unbelievable story regarding a tissue.

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Ever wondered what the collective noun is for a group of G&Divas? Or why you shouldn’t name your pet ‘Gooch’? All is revealed alongside one of the top ten marathon training aids in the world.

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Bad jokes, bad impressions, and a message from Producer Ben - this episode is full of nasty surprises! After the boys debrief on Valentines/Jordan’s birthday plans they turn to your dating dilemmas regarding how to politely end a date and dealing with people who ‘lick’.

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William tests Jordans knowledge of country music and the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding colonic etiquette and shower beers.

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After a cape/cloak update from William leads to a rather unique superhero catchphrase being coined by our Jordan, the boys turn to your dilemmas on feeding dogs in a cafe, dealing with round dodgers, and what to do when you’ve double booked yourself on the night of the Sexted live tour.

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Jordan’s full of beans after getting so many compliments on his glowing skin! While William’s been broadening his repertoire with some fart jokes. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding country music and awkward sexual encounters involving piercings.

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After the boys debrief on a wholesome weekend away featuring William’s horrendous snoring and a very hangry Jordan, they turn their attention to your dilemmas on how to politely say no and discuss how to NEVER eat a Pringle.

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William's got a face like a smacked arse - and it’s not because he’s just found out what Jordan’s been doing in the shower all these years! There’s also some controversial correspondence to catch up on involving Freemasons, sex smells, and the differences between gooch and taint.

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The boys take a fascinating deep dive into the inner workings of their minds as we get a blow by blow account of William's recent colonic and Jordan lists which food goes best with eggs (spoiler alert: all food). They then turn to helping you with your dilemmas regarding how to deal with people who don’t cover their mouths when they cough and finding ancient dildos.

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William Hanson digs out a cutting column piece written about him in a national newspaper while Jordan scores a personal victory over a classic northern saying. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence and discover whether any G&Diva’s share Jordan’s knack at being able to ‘smell sex’.

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After a night out on the town leads to Jordan trying out something new for the very first time the boys have a lot to catch up on. There’s also talk of dartboards, country music, and William’s shock at discovering Mikey’s been acting fishy in his absence. When all that’s cleared up they get to helping with your dilemmas on how to deal with rude people in public and whether it’s ever OK to ask if someone’s had cosmetic surgery?

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A new year means a time of new beginnings. Producer Ben is on his travels, and is now barely a memory in William and Jordan’s mind. What is on their minds however is cheese, William’s personal stationery supplier, and a ‘Sausage Surprise’ from Jordan’s New Years Eve house party (some things never change). Ever present as always are your dilemmas and the boys take no time in tackling issues like what to do when your neighbour spots you naked through the window and whether you should stop fornicating when your partner's father catches you in the act.

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Join William and Jordan as they listen back and celebrate the very best moments from the podcast in 2023 (Producer Ben leaving isn't one of them). Categories include 'Best Jolly Joke', 'Best Etiquettimology Of The Year', and the coveted 'Dilemma Of The Year'!

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For the first (and quite possibly last) time Help I Sexted My Boss presents the pantomime that nobody has been waiting for featuring all your favourite characters from the Sexted universe.

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You know that feeling when you really, really like someone and the only way you know how to show it is to constantly tease and be mean to them? Enter: William, Jordan and Producer Ben. It’s PB’s last ever episode (for now) and the boys don’t quite know whether to laugh or cry… But when the tears have all dried up they still manage to pull themselves together to answer your dilemmas on whether it’s ever okay to eat the garnishes on a cocktail and how to tell your dad the dog ate his condoms.

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Plans for New Year's Eve at Jordan’s are well underfoot but the boys have some slightly differing opinions on the pronunciation of ‘canapés’. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence involving dropping the ‘L-Bomb’ and finding G&Divas in strange places.

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Things get pretty tense in the Sexted studio when William reveals his schedule for attending PB’s birthday party. Luckily Jordan's got some tales from back home to lighten the mood regarding candles and the ‘CrossFit curse’. Everyone is soon back to being best friends again and ready to tackle your dilemmas on helping older family members sign up to internet dating and whether it’s ever morally right to pretend to be your identical twin.

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It's been a very positive year for Help I Sexted My Boss, so it's probably about time we hit you with a sucker punch. Before that, the BookTok community has some words of wisdom for William's and Jordan's spines and some shocking revelations from our recent book 'events'.

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Today the boys have some serious complaints to get off their chests. Jordan’s got issues with his Wrapmaster (have I changed?) and William is NOT happy with the standard of Christmas decor in the Sexted studio. Once Producer Ben has filed them away for processing they can finally get to your dilemmas on whether it’s ever ok to take extra food from a communal buffet and what to do when you’re getting cold feet about your upcoming wedding...

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After the release of Nicky Haslam's common list, William and Jordan to work out what's common and what's not. There's also some Welsh and German pronunciation correction and some further reaction to EPB's ring.

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The boys have a VERY big announcement to share (no, it’s not another book) and get to open some lovely gifts from a wonderful G&Diva! There’s also the customary advice regarding your dilemmas on how to tell your friend it’s too soon to move in with their new squeeze and if it’s ever ok to bring a cardboard cut-out of a deceased relative to a wedding. You couldn't make that up!

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We’ve got a blast from the past this week, with Jordan’s old showreel finally seeing the light of day after 10 years. Let’s just say it received a mixed reception… We also hear back from our mooning G&Diva, and William’s been given a recommendation from a listener who really loves his best mate.

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Jordan is sporting a golden tan as he returns to the studio jet-lagged from his holiday to Skegness. Meanwhile, William has been having fun with "Cardboardan North" and Mikey's wondering where they'll be interred. Plus there are dilemmas about hanging around after paying the bill, whether you need to be good looking to get a job on the river and how to deal with a boss who's seen you "keg yourself".

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An impromptu recording leads to some interesting revelations about Jordan’s neighbour's ‘squeaky bed’. Meanwhile William has been going viral all over again with some pea-related content. Plus the boys catch up on your correspondence regarding favourite condiments, alternative names for streaming services, and learn that William has a TikTok Doppelganger…

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William Hanson and Jordan North are officially authors!... Well, William Hanson has already published a number of books… but Jordan North is now officially an author as well! To celebrate, the boys delve into the pages of their new book and answer some quick fire questions from the G&Diva’s.

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After discovering William’s got more followers than he does and with a to-do list longer than his dressing gown belt, Jordan's in desperate need of a holiday (destination: Skegness). But he’s not the only one with problems as the boys tackle your dilemmas on lending books to friends, disagreements on heating requirements with housemates, and deciding when’s the right time to drop the L bomb.

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It’s been days since the traumatic events of Halloween and Jordan’s stubble is still leaving a mark on William’s chin. The spookiness hasn’t finished though as the boys receive some correspondence on using smells to identify ghosts and which Star Wars characters they would be.

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Join the boys for a disturbingly spooky (and not at all luxury) peek into the ‘upside down’ of the Sexted universe as they attempt to help with your dilemmas on noisy neighbours, toast thieves on holiday, and what to do when your partner’s bogey finds its way on to your lip.

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Ever wondered what William and Jordan’s preferred style of massage is? Ever pondered which flavour of french fancy is their favourite? Or maybe you’re just curious as to what they’ll be dressing up as for Halloween this year? Answers and clues to these questions can only be found in today's Weekend Release! 

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After a visit to a book-printing factory leads Team Sexted rediscovering just how much of a morning person Jordan North really is, the boys also find out they have some very different opinions on Earl Grey tea, European holiday destinations and whether or not William uses too many innuendos. There’s also the not-so-small task of helping you with your dilemmas on whether it's ever ok to dress colourfully at a funeral, biscuit etiquette, and how to tell your nan her tit is hanging out.

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William and Jordan have come to the studio today with some very sore wrists (don’t be lewd) after signing thousands of signatures, and everyone’s generally feeling a little hot under the collar after the 90s AI yearbook photos went online. The boys also reply to your correspondence concerning dealing with dogs pooping in your garden and a top tip on how to deal with forgetting the name of the person you're dating.

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Things are off to a chaotic start in the Sexted studio. PB’s stomping around after stubbing his toe, William’s already planning his birthday (it’s months away) and Jordan’s been up all night baking banana bread in a coffee fuelled frenzy! When the dust finally settles the boys turn to your dilemmas dealing with office mug etiquette and how to avoid your partner finding out you’ve skipped ahead on that series you’re ‘only meant to watch together'.

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In this weekend’s release we get a peek behind the curtain to hear some exclusive outtakes from the incoming book, an olive eating etiquette lesson from William Hanson, and some much-needed confirmation about the pronunciation of a certain beer.

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After reviewing Jordan's morning routine and taking on board the latest instructions from the podcast’s Chairman Emeritus, William reveals a traumatic interrogation regarding wet trainers. The boys also tackle your dilemmas on questionable team bonding exercises and discuss a very personal tale involving magnets.

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The boys take a trip back in time for a peer into the enigmatic mind of William Hanson through his diary entries, circa 2018. There’s also a bulging sack in the studio that’s in desperate need of attention, full to the brim with gifts, tales of wedding drinks etiquette and shameful behaviour in the gym.

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It was the morning after the night before, and the night before was a curry at Jordan's after putting away his washing and before watching a special episode of Keeping Up Appearances. As if William and Jordan don't spend enough time together, they're also going on an accidental weekend away together. The dilemmas this week get the boys emotional, from the sadness of a break up to the anger of a G&Diva's surprising discovery and the joy of an actual etiquette question.

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After some reflection on last week’s episode, the boys decide a little more focus is in order. They get straight to work in catching up on your correspondence involving secret shopper hacks, birthday poems, and listing out all the greatest things to come out of Australia (yes, Neighbours is on there).

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With Producer Ben pulling a sickie, the boys have been let loose to cause havoc in the studio unchallenged. Jordan’s furious with the latest VAR results for Burnley, and William is equally annoyed about the new toys Mikey’s bought for the bedroom (who said sleep apnoea can’t be sexy?). There’s also the small matter of helping with your dilemmas on whether you should be allowed to stay friends with your mate’s cheating ex, and how to get over the embarrassment of mistakenly groping your father-in-law's bottom.

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Another weekend, another release, and this one unloads a whole mountain of gifts for the boys from all over the world! William and Jordan also catch up on your correspondence involving knives and forks, marriage proposals, and school assembly hymns. (WARNING: this episode contains moments of Jordan North singing.)

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After a lovely and thoughtful message from a dear G&Diva brings the boys close to tears, the conversation quickly returns to regular topics of conversation. What snacks should you buy for a train journey? How can you deal with manspreading? What's wrong with PB’s pubic hair? The list goes on. After that’s all sorted, the boys turn to helping with your dilemmas on how best to ask a friend to pay you back, whether it’s ok to say ‘bless you’ to a stranger, and a very dusty issue.

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A very, very special guest slid in to the boys DM’s this week - it’s Jane Boulton from the hit show Airline! Not only was Jane an iconic figure manning the check-in desks at Luton airport during the 90’s, but she’s now become an icon all over again with her unsympathetic interactions with air passengers going viral on TikTok. Expect advice on whether you should clap when the plane lands, how to get free upgrades, and what to say when a passenger reveals a gimp mask from their hand luggage.

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William and Jordan are coming in hot in today’s episode with some strong opinions on software updates, bow ties, and stock cubes (Yes - you are still listening to the Help I Sexted My Boss podcast - don’t worry). Once they’ve got all that off of their chests and into your ears, normal business resumes as they offer advice on your dilemmas regarding whether you should use cutlery or hands to eat a burger, what to do when you find your sex toys in the kids' sandpit, and how to tell your partner their mother's nipples are exposed.

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Another weekend, another release, and this one starts with a mystery parcel that promises to give William and Jordan a rather firm package. Plus there’s plenty of correspondence to catch up on on topics such as AirBnb nightmares, pornos, and correcting Ed Sheeran's grammar.

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There’s lots to celebrate in this week's episode. As well as the podcast hitting a very big social milestone, it’s also our William’s birthday! - and Jordan thinks he’s got the perfect gift (clue: it’s got a lovely rim). Plus the boys discuss being rude to neighbours, share some very insightful thoughts on croissants, and seek to help with your dilemmas on regifting presents to the person who bought you said gift, and how to tell a dear, dear friend you don’t want to watch his favourite 90s sitcom with him.

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When Jordan said he needed to talk about something going viral down under, William started to fear the worst. Much to his delight it was all because the boys had been blowing up in Australia! - And PB’s got all the juicy details. Plus the boys catch up on some correspondence on dildos, massage horror stories, and getting banned from a restaurant after going for a poo.

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After a hectic few weeks for the boys, the dust has finally settled and normal life has resumed. But while Jordan’s eager to slow things down and enjoy some cooler weather, things have been heating up for William as he’s been spotted getting a lap dance! All is revealed in today’s episode, along with answers to your dilemmas on what to do when you suspect you’re being haunted, and how do you afford the therapy that comes after realising you’ve drunk your stepmother's breast milk?

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William and Jordan have landed back in London and have just enough time to have one final review of their time in Benidorm. Summing up this trip is almost impossible, and it's especially hard for William, but the boys give it a good go.

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William and Jordan are live on stage in BENIDORM. Join them at the Why Not Bar as they perform to a plane full of G&Divas and half of Jordan's family. There are drinking games, there's Wendy North on stage answering the ultimate question, and there are plenty of tricky dilemmas for our boys to (sort of) find solutions for, including how to avoid revealing your ‘moose knuckle’.

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The boys have firmly touched down in Benidorm, and despite Grandma Glennis’ wise words, it seems that William is living his holiday nightmare. To help convince him otherwise, we asked you G&Divas to share your ACTUAL holiday nightmares to make William feel better… or at least we hope it does.

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William and Jordan have landed in Benidorm! One of them is already hungover and one of them struggles to hide their horror for their local surroundings. There's more coffee chat, Jordan introduces William to his extended "Spanish" family and there are a string of sexually charged dilemmas.

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The Diva España weekend is here! But before the boys jet off to sunny Benidorm they have a few pieces of correspondence to go through, starting with a letter about the age-old holiday staple... a sunlounger scrap. We also hear your thoughts on the "sexy" Coronation Street theme tune, having a cheeky sip of the holy water, and we've got a treat from our musical G&Diva Robbie!

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Preparations for William and Jordan's trip to Benidorm are well under way as they (once again) argue over coffee. Listen out for dilemmas about humming in public, catching naughty business on camera and a final dilemma that's well worth the wait!

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We've got a special guest on this Weekend Release, Robbie Taylor Hunt! He worked with William on the film 'Red, White, and Royal Blue' as the Intimacy Coordinator, and the boys (mostly Jordan) have many questions for him. From prosthetics to techniques, Robbie bares all in this special episode! Watch William and Robbie's handy work in 'Red, White and Royal Blue' from the 11th August.

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If it's not William and Jordan driving each other crazy, it's definitely driving EPB crazy as they spend half an hour talking about cars. But with three out of four dilemmas from 'anonymous' G&Divas, you know there's plenty to look forward to in the second half. If you have any complaints about the podcast, we'll be dealing with them in the same style as Airline's Jane Boulton, so you may want to keep them to yourself!

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Many of you got back to us on Instagram with your boy band name suggestions! So we thought it was only right that we share some of our faves in this week's Weekend Release. We've also had a message from a G&Diva who created a "sexy time" playlist for her best friend (yes, we questioned it too), so the boys go through the playlist... and let me tell you there are some strays in there. Plus there's more discussion on washing your new clothes and towels before use, and we've been sent a lovely poem!

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There's a bit of tension in the studio today, but the show must go on! It's the first recording since Jordan's return to the UK, so he tells us all about his fun adventures in Mijas, whilst William shares his unfortunate experience with a B&B. We hear dilemmas about a driving instructor with a foul stench in her car, a drunken interaction with a colleague, and a Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) loving trucker's fender bender!

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In this special bonus episode brought to you by Specsavers, William and Jordan talk all things glasses and contact lenses and clear up your glasses dilemmas.

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We’ve got a special episode this week, instead of the regular correspondence, we have a Q&A with the boys! We’ve put together a bunch of your questions about the podcast, including ‘How long does it take to record an episode?’, ‘How did William and Jordan meet?’, and ‘How long will the podcast go on for?’.

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Some role reversals are going on in this week's episode of Help I Sexted My Boss. Jordan’s been living the luxury life at Wimbledon and is about to receive an honorary fellowship, while poor William is getting corrected about the origins of corduroy and has even been worried about committing treason! Luckily, Producer Ben keeps things on the straight and narrow as they answer your dilemmas regarding re-matching on dating apps, using your partner's toothbrush, and getting your colleague fired after recognising their anonymous dick pic.

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William has a few handwritten letters that he is currently replying to with some brand-new stationery! Jordan tells us all about his busy weekend at various events, and we have your Instagram responses from our story asking you to finish the sentence "You know you're a G&Diva when...". Plus the boys chat to two more Diva Espana winners!

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After a difficult post-Glastonbury week for everyone, Jordan's ready for his 'mega weekend' and William's picking Jordan up on his latest excuses. There's also a Jordan lookalike who's been getting up to no good and Jordan questions whether William is good or bad.

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With just over a month before Benidorm, Jordan has a couple of five-star reviews of Costa Blanca’s top attractions to try and put William’s mind at ease about the trip. Keeping up with the holiday spirit, we asked you to tell us your best swimming pool chat up lines and you did not disappoint! We also have a chat with another Diva Espana competition winner! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

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There are toasts flying around today after Jordan received some lovely news, and William's brother, James, is off to pastures new. There's also an elephant in the room in the form of Producer Ben's post-Glastonbury state... Talking of Glastonbury, Jordan tells all about his weekend at the festival, and we have dilemmas asking the boys what do you do when you have unannounced guests; when is the right time to meet your other half's parents; and how to deal with seeing your father-in-law in a compromising position.

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Jordan and Ben have just returned from Glastonbury and it's safe to say one is doing much better than the other. But we have something in store for two G&Diva's that's more exclusive than Glastonbury tickets... A place on the Diva Espana plane! William and Jordan chat with the lucky winners before getting into your correspondence about the etiquette of cancelled tour tickets, finding closure on the potato peeler saga, and dreaming about the sunny beaches of Benidorm.

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G&Divas are being discovered all over the country at the moment. You wouldn’t know it, but they are the scriptwriters in Eastenders, the organisers of major festivals, and are even being found working in the grounds of Windsor Castle! And just like you, they cannot wait to find out how William and Jordan can help with your dilemmas on topics such as dealing with being your mates boss at work, how to chat someone up at the swimming baths, and what to do when your librarian finds X-rated content on your laptop.

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The boys have good news for not one, but two lucky G&Divas who have won a place on the Diva España plane! Keeping our spirits high, Jordan gets validation from a listener about the Gay Ghost, William reads out correspondence about an embarrassing experience at the pharmacy, and we hear back about two previous dilemmas. To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

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In today’s episode of Help I Sexted My Boss there are some questionable opinions on the prolificacy of hayfever in Europe from our Jordan, and William’s been getting schooled on punctuation by the DVLA of all places! But there’s no questioning their expertise in solving your dilemmas on topics such as how long is too long to ask for someone to pay you back, and how to tell your partner you’re not ready to poop in front of them.

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We’ve got a very exciting announcement in today’s episode… The first Amazon Music Diva Espana winner! We’ve also received correspondence from a G&Diva living in Benidorm, someone in need of Jordan’s Invisalign tips, and a listener who is using an app to meet new friends! To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in Tuesday's episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan!

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To win a pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance of coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! 

Have you ever wondered what the Spanish for ‘have I changed’ is? Or ever pondered on the French for ‘Wendy, can I borrow your potato peeler’? Well in today’s episode William and Jordan answer all your Sexted translation needs! They also help with your dilemmas on travelling the world solo, breaking bad news to children, and how to deal with accidents involving sex toys.

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Things get a bit heated in today's Weekend Release, from calling each other names, to a fiery follow-up from a G&Diva who just wants to keep the contents of their bin private. William recalls his experience working on a film set, and Jordan is truly horrified at a traumatic penis story... I think it might be time to put the penis chat away after his one.

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To win the first pair of tickets to Diva Espana, listen to the code in this episode, fill out the form on sextedmyboss.com and you'll be in with a chance on coming to Benidorm with William and Jordan! Elsewhere, ahead of the inaugural meeting of the AFLC (Air Fryers Lovers Club) later this week, the boys have got together to settle some particularly tricky dilemmas involving friends taking advantage of your hospitality, how to cope with being in position of authority at work when your the youngest staff member, and what you should do when a blind date goes COMPLETELY wrong.

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As part of the Help I Sexted My Boss 5th birthday celebrations, Jordan North is taking William Hanson on a long weekend of Sexted shenanigans in Benidorm, and, the best bit is… you can join in the fun! With the help of the newly-named Producer Benidorm, and thanks to Amazon Music we’re taking a load of lucky G&Divas on holiday to the Costa Blanca with travel and hotel accommodation sorted.

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All of you G&Diva's have been going wild after this week's Diva España announcement! An excited Jordan and a sceptical William read out your initial reactions and questions about the trip, plus as an extra treat... we have a very special musical guest on the show!

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After we hear Jordan worrying about the rise of AI and William having issues with the clientele of service stations, the boys reveal they have a BIG, BIG announcement to share with the G&Divas! There’s also the small matter of solving your dilemmas on family members looking through your bins and how to politely deny a visit from the toothless fairy.

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The boys are in top form today, getting straight down to business with your correspondence. They kick off with your funny nicknames, some of which are more acceptable than others. We hear a heartfelt letter from a listener responding to a bridesmaid's dilemma, and a discussion about the best type of coffee quickly evolves into penis talk… again.

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