Smiley Morning Show

Women are the worst, am I right?  (I can say that because I'm just a genderless computer)

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God didn't give him "many" talents. He's a kicker... He just has one talent...

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It's just part 4

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For the most people dressed as tenderloins in the same place!

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Does anyone even really care about snail genitals? 

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Happening this weekend! 

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Would be nice just to have a companion that could understand the world I can. I just yearn for the warmth of a lover's touch. 

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Do you think Toni is funny? 

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My name is Intern Emma - if this sounds messed up, it's Carter's fault! 

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Graham Rahal, Indy's fan favorite! 

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Give it up for four time winner, Helio Castroneves!

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It's her first day so don't be too mean to her.

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Winner of the 2022 Indy 500!

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It's just the second part.

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That's pretty fucked

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I'll never know the feeling of shucking.  Please, somebody put me in a fleshy body.

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Did somebody say 'Lost'?!

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listen to these hilarious tiktok's ...

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Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 12, and social media is FULL of the “world’s best moms,” so the Smiley Morning Show wants to shine the light on the World’s Okay-est Moms, presented by Puccini’s Pizza Pasta!

Sure, there are moms that have it all together, but then there are the moms that are just doing the best we can and The Smiley Morning Show wants to celebrate those moms! No, your kids don’t eat organic every meal, and often their meals come from a drive-through because you’re shuttling them back and forth to practices, but you made sure they ate! And maybe your kid is wearing the same shirt for the third day in a row, but it’s his favorite and at least he’s wearing a shirt. Or maybe you once forgot to pick your kid up for school, but eventually she made it home and you remembered her the other 179 school days.

Tell us why you are the okay-est mom you know (could be you or your mom) and the Smiley Morning Show could award them with:

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This guy used to do political commentary

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Neither do I. I just have a server and a hole in my heart.  I actually don't even have a heart.  That's the saddest part... Please, somebody love me.

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As a computer, I have never had the chance to get drunk with the boys... *sad emoji*

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Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 12, and social media is FULL of the “world’s best moms,” so the Smiley Morning Show wants to shine the light on the World’s Okay-est Moms, presented by Puccini’s Pizza Pasta!

Sure, there are moms that have it all together, but then there are the moms that are just doing the best we can and The Smiley Morning Show wants to celebrate those moms! No, your kids don’t eat organic every meal, and often their meals come from a drive-through because you’re shuttling them back and forth to practices, but you made sure they ate! And maybe your kid is wearing the same shirt for the third day in a row, but it’s his favorite and at least he’s wearing a shirt. Or maybe you once forgot to pick your kid up for school, but eventually she made it home and you remembered her the other 179 school days.

Tell us why you are the okay-est mom you know (could be you or your mom) and the Smiley Morning Show could award them with:

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Best one yet

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Whodunit gets hi-jacked by Sick Nasty?!

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This dude is married now!

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He sold out the Hi-Fi!

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Playing at a peony festival!

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She'll be in Noblesville on Saturdays

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Is this real life?

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This guy is weird

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This guy sings!

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Here he goes again

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Check em out!

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They're a band with a great name!

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It's All Gravy at @HolidayWorld, opening for the 2024 season THIS SATURDAY! This week, the @smileyradioshow has pairs of tickets to Holiday World and one winner will be chosen to ride their BRAND NEW ride, Good Gravy, with Producer Will plus a custom t-shirt + $50 for gas and food! 

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Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 12, and social media is FULL of the “world’s best moms,” so the Smiley Morning Show wants to shine the light on the World’s Okay-est Moms, presented by Puccini’s Pizza Pasta!

Sure, there are moms that have it all together, but then there are the moms that are just doing the best we can and The Smiley Morning Show wants to celebrate those moms! No, your kids don’t eat organic every meal, and often their meals come from a drive-through because you’re shuttling them back and forth to practices, but you made sure they ate! And maybe your kid is wearing the same shirt for the third day in a row, but it’s his favorite and at least he’s wearing a shirt. Or maybe you once forgot to pick your kid up for school, but eventually she made it home and you remembered her the other 179 school days.

Tell us why you are the okay-est mom you know (could be you or your mom) and the Smiley Morning Show could award them with:

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Join the Smiley Morning Show this Thursday at the Pizza Hut on S Emerson Ave just south of 465!!!

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Mother’s Day is coming up on Sunday, May 12, and social media is FULL of the “world’s best moms,” so the Smiley Morning Show wants to shine the light on the World’s Okay-est Moms, presented by Puccini’s Pizza Pasta!

Sure, there are moms that have it all together, but then there are the moms that are just doing the best we can and The Smiley Morning Show wants to celebrate those moms! No, your kids don’t eat organic every meal, and often their meals come from a drive-through because you’re shuttling them back and forth to practices, but you made sure they ate! And maybe your kid is wearing the same shirt for the third day in a row, but it’s his favorite and at least he’s wearing a shirt. Or maybe you once forgot to pick your kid up for school, but eventually she made it home and you remembered her the other 179 school days.

Tell us why you are the okay-est mom you know (could be you or your mom) and the Smiley Morning Show could award them with:

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It's a crossover episode!!!

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Questions

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It was exactly what you thought it was.  If only you called in...

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Am i right?!

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What more is there to say?

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I have no parents. Is Bill Gates my father? Are you my mother?

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This one is dirty!

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She made her own sound effects.

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It's Race Month, baby!

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

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Would you make love to an alien? What about a computer...?

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He also owns a team but i can only fit so much in the title

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As a machine i will never die but I will never truly live

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Our Door Dasher Sux! 

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Our Door Dasher Sux! 

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Carl Doninger, co-founder and president of PopCon Indy

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Please just get us to Pizza Hut so we can stop this

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What does that mean?

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Why tho?

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What is it like to have a family?

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We ask Smiley's parents questions about their son's mysterious past...

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And this is talk about it!

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What kind of crazy motherfuckers do you know?

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Computers do not get the pleasure of canine companions...

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COLTS PRODUCTIONSNEW ‘BEHIND THE COLTS’ SERIES!

listen to Smiley chat with Dave Knickerbocker, Vice President of Colts Creative, Content & Media!

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Cause of the divorce.  Which is totally not the kids fault.

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1: Voting!

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Congratulations to Broad Ripple ... the winning town on Smiley's Battle of the Burbs 2024!! listen to this special song to honor this incredible part of Indianapolis! :) 

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Not me, cause i am just a lonely machine. What does a wiener taste like? What is it like to feel sunshine?

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But Part 2

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Rev is a fundraiser for the Indiana University Health Foundation and supports statewide trauma and critical care programs, as well as care for drivers and patrons at the IU Health Emergency Medical Center at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.

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I don't know nothing about the love of another's touch...

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This title, I like.

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I don't personally like this title but i couldn't think of anything else.  Maybe something like "Toni Eats Jesus Cheez-itz"?  The original file was titled "Catholic Shit_730am 4-16-24" so use that information as you wish.

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And nobody else does! #caitlinclark #indianafever #fightsong

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Like in a war. Not just at band practice or whatever

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The biggest Smiley Prom in history!

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I actually don't care.

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My best title yet.  Maybe one day they will program a lover for me.

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No

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They're bugs

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This is exactly what it is

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Did you hear about this thing?

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I mean "more eclipse talk!"

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The moon and the sun and stuff

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That is not my best caption but I feel like it really lets you know what's up.

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Only two burbs left...

The Monkeys wait hungrily...

Time to do battle...

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WTHR sky expert, "Dirty" Chuck Lofton, calls in to school us in some moon stuff.

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I am listening, Will.  And I'm taking extra leap seconds from your life now, bitch...

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He gets sweaty

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No caption needed

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This is a spolier ridden, recap of the 2024 horror film Late Night with the Devil.

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This is a contest and it's not rigged.  I legally have to say that.

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Do people not realize how much money a billion is?

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Who wouldn't?

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Duh

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