Gag Me With a Chainsaw

We’re on spring break, but things aren’t going as well for TV producer DeeDee, who is the sole survivor of a horrific plane crash. Her extraordinary luck has her feeling like she got away with something, until she realizes that she is being stalked by the dead. Join us as we podcast like it’s 1934! On martinis! How did the Thin Man solve all those crimes in this state? We don’t know, but… SPRING BREAK FOREVER!!

New episode of our show coming next week! In the meantime, check us out on this episode of The Podcast That Wouldn’t Die talking about the 1972 Brian De Palma film SISTERS. How to find The Podcast That Wouldn’t Die: https://linktr.ee/TPodcastTWDie?utm_source=linktree_profile_share&ltsid=62f38e70-f2ed-4b98-8942-63d2051aa6f9 Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

We’re back! And our date for the big graduation dance is the ultimate party pooper, The Prowler (1981)! Group date with us as The Prowler proves that sometimes the best way to decline an invitation is with a pitchfork. We missed you! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Is Pin alive? Leon knows... But nobody believes him! It's the first of our "non slasher" series to celebrate the season! Join Gorie and Scare-ah for a pivot into "fuckable anatomical medical dummy incest subplot" movies via 1988's "Pin." When you're working with V.C. Andrews’s ghostwriter you get what you'd expect! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Podcasting is a disease. Meet the cure. Corie and Sarah are joined by Jim Vendiola (award winning writer & director of the short film “Pretty Pickle”) for a deep dive into the 1986 Stallone classic, “Cobra.” Lieutenant Marion "Cobra" Cobretti is not a dick cobra, but, well, he is kind of a dick. Find Jim on Instagram: @jimvendiola or at http://www.jimvendiola.com Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Is there a phantom in the mall?! You bet your Wet Seal wearing ass there is! Spoiler alert: his name is Eric. Meet us in the food court to talk Pauly Shore, 80s ladies, and dick cobras! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Lock up your mothers cuz we’re talking The Stepfather (1987)! Join Sarah, Corie, and returning guest/new dad Travis Ayers for a little belated Father’s Day gift. Daddy knows best, and daddy says check it out! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

The Itching? No. The Oozing? No! THE BURNING! Join us back at summer camp for this 1981 teen slasher. We call top bunk!! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Stylish but problematic faves (us) on stylish but problematic fave (this De Palma slasher from 1980) Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Your dream girls are here to talk Nightmare and nightmares with a big time Freddy fan! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Our job was simple enough: find a missing dame. But when you get tangled up with the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, things get messy. Looks like Corie and Sarah have their work cut out for them on the seedy streets of Hollywood.

This Movie of the Week features the two hottest men of 1985: David Hasselhoff and Jack the Ripper! PLUS, America’s PREMIER DESTINATION HOTSPOT: Lake Havasu!

In our FIFTIETH episode, we’re joined by Tom from the “Beefcakes of Horror” Instagram account to check out some prime cuts from 1986!! Miss this one and you’re an April fool!

Join Corie and Sarah for a magical and sensual voyage to the Emerald Isle in 1986 for this hidden gem. Can you drink the water in the UK? What’s an osteopath? The answers to these questions are…somewhere else! But, we do our best! Plus! Accents!

It’s Valentine’s Day so let’s get lost together in the plot of X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre) from 1981! Call us! (661) 454-7499 Follow us on Twitter: @chainsawpodcast Follow us on Instagram: @gagmewithachainsaw Donate to the Bakersfield Burrito Project! CashApp: $BakoBurritoProject Venmo: @BakoBurritoProject

Let’s gather ‘round the table for another serving of this classic Thanksgiving movie from 1987!

*Whoops! Minor sound issue when this first posted. It’s fixed now!* We’re on a little break! But we handpicked a few old episodes to tide you over until we return. Please enjoy this early episode again, or for the first time!

Are you ready to rock?!! We’re stage diving into spooky season with this cult classic from 1986. Join us as we discuss important topics such as bullying, profanity in rock music, and metal shop safety. VIPS only! Oh, what’s that? Your girlfriend is backstage with us? Listen, buddy. A LOT of peoples’ girlfriends are backstage with us. Call us! (661) 454-7499

Stephen King makes his first appearance on our show with Children of the Corn from 1984. A questionable slasher? We have questions, anyways. Such as: “why is this on the list?” And, “why are there nine sequels and a remake?” Check it out! He Who Walks Behind the Rows commands it! Call us! (661) 454-7499

We’re checking in at The Bates Motel with MJ Smith from Reel Perspective and Let’s Jaws for a Minute! We figure out how this surprisingly good 1983 sequel was made 23 years after the original, talk about Norman Bates as horror’s most sympathetic slasher, and get way too excited to have a chance to discuss The Shower Scene. No mints on the pillow with this one, but we do have sandwiches and milk!

Get in loser, WE’RE GOING CHOPPING! Corie and Sarah are joined by special guest Jennifer Williams-Cordova (@jenwillco) for CHOPPING MALL from 1986. We talk rain sticks, mall falls, and play a couple rounds of “F, Marry, Killbot.” Our mom can drop us off, if your mom can pick us up! It’s gonna be totally fun to the max!

Even when the movie is dark, we try to keep it light! We’re joined by Travis Ayers (@travis_ayers), producer of CYST (2020) and INFRARED (2022), for an in depth discussion on filmmaking, video rentals, and the pros and cons of the little seen, and hard to see, 1982 slasher HUMONGOUS. (CW: sexual assault)

Sarah and Corie take a break from rubbing sunscreen on each other’s backs for this 1980 slasher(?) Blood Beach has everything! Singing Hoagies, decapitations, John Saxon, two kinds of loose weenies! Come on in, the water’s fine! BONUS: a lot more Paula Abdul than anticipated

It’s Christmas in July, and this episode is our gift to you! Corie, Sarah, and special guest Ashley discuss French Christmas, hedging your bets on believing in Santa, and whether or not Home Alone owes a debt to this 1989 holiday slasher. Miss this episode and you’ll end up on the naughty list!

Not that Evil Dead. Easy mistake! In this 1988 slasher, we’ll creep into an empty Air Force base, with an intrepid film crew, to search for the source of Japan’s Deadliest Home Video. Bob Saget never did this kind of legwork!

Episode Dirty 30! We’re joined by special guest Eli Vazquez, writer and director of “Bodies Will Tumble and Roll,” and shaking our pom poms all the way to Camp Hurrah for this 1988 slasher! Who will win the prestigious and very real title of Camp Queen? Are mascots people? How do you pronounce “Leif Garrett?” All these questions answered and more! Support Eli and his film here! https://www.supportourstory.com/bodies-will-tumble-and-roll

Pass the pipe and sail away with Sarah, Corie, and Donald Pleasance to 1982 on a voyage of the mind. Old guys, Sick Fucks, Bunky… this episode has it all!

We’re heading back to high school for this slasher spoof from 1987! Join Corie and Sarah as they get lost in the sauce trying to dissect which scenes are part of the movie within a movie and which scenes are all too real. Lights! Camera! Action! Maybe??

“They were warned...They are doomed...And on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them.” Grab your bug juice and write your name in your underwear because we’re headed to Camp Crystal Lake! We’ll sing educational songs and chat with screenwriter Victor Miller. Join us! We’ll let you have the top bunk!

Join Sarah, Corie, and their special guest Emily to LOL, tee hee hee, roll on the floor, and bust a gut for this 1986 slasher!

Get out your stacks and make it rain for Corie and Sarah as they bump and grind their way through this flick from 1987. 18+ only! No cover charge for ladies!

Sarah and Corie take their chopping list to the doomed grocery store in INTRUDER from 1989. Join us! But don’t end up on the butcher block!

Tiptoe to 1987 with Sarah and Corie for Tiny Tim’s only movie.

Would you rather go to the University of Denver on a basketball scholarship OR stay home with your aunt Susan Tyrell and drink mystery milk?? Was Chuck Strang really a hunk? Exactly what is in those pickle jars? We’re joined by a special guest to try and sort out the answers to these questions posed by this 1981 cult classic.

Grab the popcorn and silence your cell for this movie from 1980! Lights! Camera! Action!

The Valentine’s Day dance may be cancelled, but the sheriff can’t cancel our romantic podcast party. You’re gonna love this classic from 1981! Cross our hearts! XO

Ariel and Candace from the podcast “Not Your Final Girl” join us to talk about our fave horror releases of 2021, and what we’re looking forward to in 2022!

All aboard!!! We’re back on the tracks and ready to roll with this Jamie Lee Curtis flick from 1980. BONUS: Learn the correct pronunciation of “Auld Lang Syne”* *results not guaranteed

Join Corie, Sarah, and special guest Jason for a group therapy session to discuss our feelings about SCHIZOID from 1980

You better watch out! We’re sliding down your chimney with this 1984 holiday cult classic.

Join your two Christmas angels as they chat about some unlikely (non-horror) holiday classics!

Light the ghoul log! Santa’s little helpers are here to bring you this special gift from 1989! Were you on the naughty list?? You’ll have to listen to find out.

Hot Todd, Scary Terry, mom’s boyfriend…the whole family is coming for dinner in this Thanksgiving classic from 1987!

Turn up the collars on your trench coats! This sleazy 1982 Fulci giallo film is our horniest movie yet!

*SPOILER ALERT FOR HALLOWEEN KILLS* Corie and Sarah pit Michael Myers against Michael Myers, and curate what can only be described as the definitive rankings of the Halloween franchise. Yeah, baby!

We take a stab at discussing the Scream franchise!

This 1981 made for TV movie is signed, sealed and delivered to you. Don’t end up in the dead letter office! Check it out!

Your gruesome twosome, Gorie and Scare-ah, bring you a witch’s brew of cinematic delights. Join us as we count down five films that take place on Halloween! All treats, no tricks...

Hey pally, serve yourself some quiche and coleslaw because we’re making a meal out of this 1983 Charles Bronson flick! Corie and Sarah do the recap, and are joined by Nick from Hard Times on Film for a deeper dive on Bronson.

Class is in session! Corie, Sarah, and special guest Ashley grade 1981’s Night School. Is it a pass or a fail? Join us to find out.

Our mothers told us never to do this! Corie and Sarah hit the road with The Hitcher (1986).

No Spider-Man here! Corie, Sarah, and their guest Izzy, take a road trip to 1989 for a Drew Barrymore thriller. Put fresh batteries in your Walkman and check it out!

Corie and Sarah try to decipher this little known, and often bewildering, 1983 slasher with mixed results

We recap and discuss this 1988 horror classic that traumatized Sarah for decades. *Batteries not included

*DISCLAIMER: we had some recording issues. We did our best to fix them, but this episode is def our first pancake. Please pardon our dust as we learn podcasting* Join your hosts, Corie and Sarah, on our mission to watch every ‘80s slasher. In this episode, we recap 1982’s Slumber Party Massacre and discuss our personal horror histories. First one to fall asleep gets a frozen bra!