Miku's Crackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Monday at 8am CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: http...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music compo...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTim...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: ...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music compose...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam questions why the magic of SpongeBob Squarepants has never been fully recreated, Myles discusses the concept of "Fall Guy" media, and the boys dive into what truly makes a piece of art stand the test of time.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music compo...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @C...

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet!Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points):Vitality (Endurance and Stamina) Work Ethic Challenge Prowes...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTMAPS:0:00 - Intro2:45 - Mov...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art ...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze....

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world’s finest critic. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOu...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia.For an extended 20+ Minute Segment cut from this week's episode, join the Discord, link below!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audi...

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro ...

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music compo...

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom by absolutely gushing over the new mechanics and evolution of Breath of the Wild's world design (and making fun of horrible Twitter TotK takes in the process). Also this week, Myles gets surrounded by enemies at all sides at the movie theater, and Sam wants to normalize going to events alone.NOTE: Due to technical issues, the last hour of this episode has become Lost Media, hence lack of outro.New Full Episodes of...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:...

It's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam recaps the events of Lifetime's new original hit movie, Drunk, Driving, and 17, Myles gets frustrated with young gamers, and the boys do some reminiscing on old internet shows (and talk about Resident Evil 4. Again. Which feels like happens every week).New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Musi...

This week on Crackhouse, the boys go in depth on the original Resident Evil 4 as Sam works his way through the HD project for the very first time. Also this week, Myles discusses what lessons from Ned's Declassified are most applicable to adult life, Sam explains the positives and frustrations of spoilers, and the boys theorize which game developers would be best to shoot guns with.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Ca...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles informs the masses on all the great shows on Freevee, Sam recounts his love of high school themed PSA Lifetime Movies, and the boys discuss the questionable and morally grey world of Predator Catcher content on YouTube.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3n...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets shafted in Super Mario Trivia, Sam discusses his love of the Important Videos playlist, and the boys concoct a Dark Souls x Super Mario 64 Crossover Randomizer.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqwIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art b...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles thinks the new Resident Evil 4 Remake is too "Runny", Sam has just about had it with the service at his local Taco Bell, and the boys reminisce about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as well as bool about other early 2000s Nickelodeon Shows.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://youtu.be/pdIm8BWUebgIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles reports his Breaking Bad thoughts live from yellow Mexico, Sam defends the Greek myth, and the boys discuss Devil May Cry 1, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9, and a myriad of other goofy topics.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqwIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandc...

Kept you waiting, huh?In what was initially intended as a 60 day reprieve from the Crackhouse, Sam & Myles reconvene 10 months later to discuss where they've been and what they've done. Sam read all of One Piece (and wants you to read it too) and Myles teases the audience with a retrospective on the hit Fox show 24. Also this week, the boys talk about movies they despise. Welcome back, Crackheads.Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/phnWNv8eGCIntro Music composed by G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro M...

This is it, Crackheads! The Finale of Part 1 of Crackhouse AND Birthday Boy's Special #3! Which, frankly, is just a typical episode but hey, that's what you all came here for right? From both Myles and Sam, we want to thank you for 100 weeks of Crackheadedness. We've had a ton of fun and can't wait to continue more in the future!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX 

This week on Crackhouse,  Sam finishes The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Myles starts his fifth first playthrough of Elden Ring, and the boys discuss what exactly makes a game difficult anyways?DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

In what was originally episode 98, this show had to get scrapped due to it accidentally recording Sam's audio thru his dual sense controller. While not up to the audio standards of the current official episodes, it's audible what was said, and we figured we would provide a relatively uncut episode for those interested. We talk Sonic Movie, Lord of the Rings, Good Endings, and bunch of other stuff! New real episode next week!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

In this week's episode of "Tantric Idiots Forget What They Were Talking About," Myles breaks down the anatomy of lolis to explain Spy x Family, Sam plays True Kusoge, and the boys discuss Inkmaster, tattoos, and why Cartoon YouTube are hack frauds! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG 

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the questionable storytelling of Stranger of Paradise, what IP are culturally maligned due to a bad adaption, as well as what people really mean when they utter the phrase "It was mid."

 In this week's episode of this show that is still going despite being a shambling corpse, Myles explains why Feminist Media doesn't have to be so cringe (but is anyway), Sam breaks down why "PC games" don't exist,  and the boys are united once again by Jack Garland's incredible masculine prowess!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG  

This week on Crackhouse, Myles puts on two big pairs of clown shoes, Sam expresses his displeasure towards the "Land of the Rising Sun", and the boys discuss old video game flash animations.MEET UZAKI CHAN IN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

In this week's self-indulgent episode of Crackhouse, Sam takes his mask off and tells a secret he's been hiding for a long, long time, Myles subjects himself to mediocre cartoon video essays that won't stop plaguing his inbox, and the discuss the idea of "American-made Manga!"JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG 

In this two and a half hour behemoth of a Crackhouse episode, the boys have an hour long discussion about Elden Ring's open world design and Myles's use of the "O" Word. In other shenanigans this week, Sam is reminded of how based Christianity is and Myles starts raising a ten year old dumbass daughter.JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG

This week, Sam and Myles are officially out of new things! Sam discusses the finale of Arthur, Myles does that thing where he pitches movie sequels, this time running the next beloved Pixar classics into the ground, and the boys discuss getting too old to enjoy memes. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    

This week on Crackhouse, Sam learns Kung Fu, Myles can finally explain his problem with modern Pixar, and the boys debate if you should use the English or Japanese title for a variety of popular anime and manga.

This week on Crackhouse, Sam reminiscences about 2000s Home-based content like Trading Spaces: Boys Versus Girls, Myles takes the L on his Finding Nemo opinion, and the boys try to decide who among them is more Normie. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse   

This week on Crackhouse, Sam expresses his love for The Devil (as a purely fictional character in media), Myles explains why WRPG fans don't deserve Breath of the Wild, and the boys discuss the sickness plaguing our gaming youth known only as "'Sony Brain." Share your best Ape Content on our DiscordDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

This week on Crackhouse, Sam discovers the wonders of Top Gun and Windjammers 2, Myles becomes a True Demon in Shin Megami Tensei III, and the boys discuss why the Holocaust might be trending on Twitter today...DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This Week on Crackhouse, Sam gives us a rare media review in which he lays down just have bad the Warner Bros. meta-verse is, Myles explains his theory on "Nebulous Kino," and the boys rant on overused NFT jokes. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week on Crackhouse, Myles theorizes that Pokemon is getting worse in favor of the anime getting better, Sam cons horny people, and the boys discuss a Quaker Oats-themed Quake Mod. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

Sponsored by JK Rowling, Hero of the Antisemitism League, it's Miku's Crackhouse Episode 85! This week, Sam explains why Nioh has his favorite Melee Combat system, Myles pitches Adam Sandler's "Advent Children," and the gang reminisce on their time as film students, being suckered into making terrible projects for a grade.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

It's back! Our worst episode is back and it is actually good this year! The Second Annual Crackies Award is our two hour masturbation session awarding fake prizes for a mediocre podcast where Weebis and Fuckhead say nothing of value for 90 minutes once a week. Who was nominated? Who will win? Only one way to find out! Be sure to vote for Fattest L Award on Twitter:  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG

Settle in with a mug of hot cocoa, put on your masks, and get your tongue swabbed for Omicron cuz Sam's got the Rona! This week, Sam explains the difference between a Kink for Prison and a Kink for Jail, Myles  rants about famous Hollywood conwomen the Wachowski Sisters, and the boys review the IMDB Top 100 to determine what films are "IMDB-core."  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week on Crackhouse, Sam shares his thoughts on why Metroid Dread might be the best Metroid game for non-Metroid fans, Myles renounces his PC Gamer cred, and the boys argue whether you should play a game on Day One. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is under the attack of an Enemy Stand, Myles analyzes his favorite fallen star, NintendoCapriSun, and the boys discuss which fandoms you should feel bad for in 2021. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

On this very unspecial Episode 80 of Crackhouse, Myles faces pushback for completing No Nut November, Sam joins The Red Ape Family (TRAF), and the boys explain why everyone needs to shut the fuck up. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week on an extra long Crackhouse, Sam dives in on what's ailing the modern games industry, Myles discusses his new obsession for Shin Megami Tensei V, and the boys discuss games from their childhoods that have lost popularity as well as there love of Baby Driver.Discord: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsXTwitter: https://twitter.com/mikuscrackhouse

This week, Sam throws some shade at The Game Award's Game of the Year nominees, Myles discusses the greatest lyrics of all time, and the boys place all the names for Nintendo's classic 16-bit console on a DnD Alignment Chart!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

Unearthed at last from the bowels of the internet, Episode 77 of Crackhouse has finally arrived! This week, Sam goes to the Tecmo Bowl, Myles puts himself through psychological harm with another terrible show - High Guardian Spice - and the boys discuss the games they wish they liked more than they do.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

 Do you prefer to click, run, dunk, or double stuff? This week, Sam finally watches his rival Ubisoft bite the curb, Myles searches for the next great H-game, and the boys talk about all things Nabisco and PepperidgeDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Wanna buy this image of Miku smoking crack? The link is yours for 86,000 Rubles!! Today, Myles, Sam, and special guest Tom 2nd Look gather round the crack fire to talk about Boneless Western Animation, an Arthur Martial Arts competition, the latest NFT Bro fad, and what it means to be a "Nintendo Baby" on this special 75th Episode Extravaganza! (Please not, this episode is not extravagant, it is above average generally).DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusC...

Is your bizkit limp like ours? This week, Sam experiences a 90s CGI nightmare, Myles talks about his favorite 7/10, and the boys try to comprehend Patrick Stump's vocals. Pull out those headphones and drown out the sound of Nomura exposition cuz its Crackhouse time!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse      

Hey Feet People! This week, Myles kicks it with Nick All Star Brawl, Sam gets in the Monkey Ball, and the boys defend the honor of Spider-Man 3. Terrible takes and boomer sentiments abound in the worst episode this week! DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse     

This week, Sam Finals the Fantasy, Myles experiences an out-of-touch feminist nightmare, and the boys get BlueDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    

This week, Sam Loops his Death, Myles defends the noble profession of clowning, and the boys watch Malignant with mixed results. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    

It's Episode 70, the number that makes you say "Oh wow... that's officially too many." This week, Sam revisits the PS1 library, Myles demystifies the trucker lifestyle, and the boys rank fast food chains.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse   

Hey everyone! Sam's out sick this week, so here's the third volume of Cut Content in the meantime! This volume comes from all the way back in Episode 4! We talk about Smashtasm and Myles' time as a machinima writer. The boys also talk games and let's plays. Apologies in advance for the poor mic quality and anything uncouth that may or may not be said, hahaha.

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate their 69th episode by spending zero time discussing sexual encounters. Instead, Sam wonders about the next generation of gamers, Myles reflects on his favorite Disney World rides, and the boys hammer out the ultimate "Gamer Tier List". 

This week on Crackhouse, the boys ran out of ideas for content so they took some questions from the Crackhouse Discord (link below!), such as what roadsigns are representative of our waifus, as well as what kind of VTubers we would be.Also this week, Myles deletes his this.vid account, Sam defends the art of comparison, and the boys have a nostalgic heart-to-heart.

This week, Sam tries to Out Pizza the Hut, Myles explains the difference between Anime Weebs and Aesthetic Weebs, and the boys reminisce on their anime awakenings. Come for the content, stay for the complete mental break at the end.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

This week, Sam crosses the line and pays 10 dollars for breasts, Myles identifies the genre elements of "Video Game Rap," and the boys discuss their Gaming Sins.  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

In memoriam of John Lennon, Myles explains Britain's favorite non-athletic sport, Sam gets to talk about Gantz, and the boys debate whether 3D Zelda is overpraised by critics. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week, Sam takes us on a tour of the hallowed high school halls of Degrassi's various subplots, Myles talks about Edgy Cartoon Theories, and the boys urge you to learn the difference between a cursive O and a cursive A. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week, Sam and Myles celebrate the glory of Space Jam: A New Legacy, Sam goes to Whispering Rock, and Myles forgets to talk about anything because he's just happy to talk about Space Jam

This week, Myles and Sam both get heated about Easy Mode Virtue Signaling, Sam dreads the day Rocket Power gets a reboot, and the boys discuss Patrick Star's tether grabDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Coming at you live from the Great Wolf Lodge in the Wisconsin Dells (Note: This is not true) Sam gives a TED Talk on Sonic with a man dressed as Shinra, Myles combats the boredom of living in Florida, and the boys talk about the tragic decline of Pixar (again). DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about his favorite timeskips in video games, Sam takes the "Ending Choice" blackpill, and the boys get real about how saying "Spoilers" is the most obnoxious spoiler of all.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles wants us to Return to EDGE, Sam tells a story about being on Myles' friends livestream, and the boys determine which anime characters are owned by the black community.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/t3G4pSr8TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss some of the last things they did in LA, some choice E3 announcements, why P is the funniest letter in the English language.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/rxS7JjG7TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on a very special dual length episode of Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse, Sam visits Myles for a week in Los Angeles, making this the very first live, in person Crackhouse ever recorded! We talk about the first half of our trip, the games we played, like Resident Evil 8 and Daytona USA, going to see Cruella at the historic El Capitan Theatre, and also review the trailer for Jungle Cruise.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/X5HsYr2UTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on a special two hour episode of Crackhouse: Myles remembers Kentaro Miura, Sam explains what it's like to go to Applebee's, and the boys debate if the Ghost Stories dub is responsible for the cringe Funimation and Crunchyroll localization moments of today.

Been a while since one of these, huh? In fact, it's two days from a year since the very first Cut Content! Because of this I'm assuming most of you are newer fans, so to explain: We want to keep the episodes around the 90 minute mark, however, typically we record upwards of 2 to nearly 3 hours worth of material for a show, and then we will edit the show down from there. However, sometimes there are great bits that are either too spicy or just had to be pushed aside due to the time constraints...

This week on Crackhouse, Sam wants everyone to play racing games, Myles wants everyone to stop simping for Lady D, and the boys discuss the highlights of the last 8 episodes of Redo of Healer (we swear it's over now)HANG IN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/24B8CJMAHANG ON TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

It's May 7th, which means both of the boys are celebrating their shared birthday! This week on Crackhouse, the boys shit talk Joss Whedon, discuss how fucked up Redo of Healer is (again), and also create the Definitive Dick Words Tierlist!Send us Birthday wishes: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouseHang out with us on Discord: https://discord.gg/dWGJ3K9b

Hello Internet, welcome to Sex Theory! Just kidding it's Crackhouse baby! This week, Sam becomes Dragonpilled, Myles recounts his otherworldly experience at the Writer's Guild Awards, and the boys can't get over how fucked up Redo of Healer is.HANG WITH US:  https://discord.gg/dWGJ3K9bFOLLOW US: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles loses his mind to the tune of Nickelodeon's Are You Afraid of the Dark, Sam sadly reflects on how all his heroes let him down, and the boys discuss Rockstar game design and playing games to have a take on them.JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/MQ8DWAZaFOLLOW THE TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

WE HAVE A DISCORD!!! CHECK IT OUT: https://discord.gg/UqAq2TnKThis week on Crackhouse, Myles has a new enemy, and Sam expresses his love for Potbelly Sandwiches, and the boys compare getting a COVID vaccine to picking your Pokemon GO Team, as well as reminisce about "Pokemon GO Mania" during the Summer of 2016. Follow Us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

ONE YEAR HAS PASSED...Sam and Myles have found themselves trapped in their 'Crackhouse Under Quarantine' for much longer than anticipated. After coming to terms with their new reality, the boys turned to deeper forms of degeneracy and lawlessness. It's been one hell of a ride. From Coconut Fred on TV to the absolute madness of Lovecraft Country to the SIX AND A HALF HOUR Nintendo March Madness Bracket, they've talked plenty of bullshit and have produced over 80 hours of audio content (holy fu...

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets nostalgic for the Dark Cloud series, Sam details his love of video game subtitle names, and the boys discuss what there absurdly specific sports related super power would be in a sports manga.

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hates non-targeted advertising, Myles makes a new enemy in the Charmin Bears, and the boys discuss the Josh Peck film "Mean Creek", as well as do a Genius(dotcom)-level lyrical analysis of the hit song "Lump" by the Presidents of the United States of America.The Mean Creek Clip (watch this first): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2LmKW3TtuISend us your favorite songs: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Unite the Weebs.Send us your Justice League takes: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Sam and Myles discuss how much ass the last two hour show they recorded sucked and also take some questions from the Crackheads! Yeah that's it. Light week LMAO.Ask Us Anything: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes all in on crypto, Myles goes all in on masculinity, and the boys debate if the 7th generation of video game consoles was any good, along with discussing what the movies that frequently aired on Cartoon Network in the late 90s and early 2000s.Tweet us old cartoon recommendations: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles pitches Dracula in the 22nd century, Sam discusses whether Genshin Impact or Vtubers did more for the Rule34 community, and the boys chat about wanting better autistic representation in media.Cancel Us: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

YEP IT'S ONE OF THOSE EPISODES AGAIN. This week on Crackhouse, Sam Kingma Does Kansas City, Myles J pitches 'Interspecies Porn Reviewers' and the boys create the definitive Busting Tier List.Bust on our Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles tries e-dating (it goes as successful as you think it would), Sam recounts the history Sonic the Hedgehog toys, and the boys reminisce on their favorite mid 2000s media.Send us Kappa Mikey Merch: https://twitter.com/mikuscrackhouse

Now with no missing audio!All rise for the honorable Judge, Jury, and Executioner Sam Kingma. Thank you, please have a seat. We are gathered here today to discuss the cries of tens of thousands of millennial "feet people", who are claiming they were brained washed by 90s Nickelodeon children's programming. Representing the plantiff is Myles J. Edgeworth, that's with a 'y' for those new here. And representing the defense it's- *GASP* JEFFERY EPSTEIN'S BRAIN IN A ROBOT SUIT? WHAT ARE YOU ...

Update: Hey Crackheads! Sorry for no episode last week! The both of us have been very busy the last two months, so episodes have been coming out a bit more sporadically later in the week then our usual Thursday upload. We take a lot of pride in not only recording our show, but editing it down and trying to make it as good as possible, so show edits take multiple hours to do. Myles has also taken over the editing for the time being, so we apologize if there are any audio issues that crop up, a...

This week on Miku's Crackhouse, the boys discuss there favorite trains in media, why AutismSpeaks sucks, and Sam berates Myles over his questionable review scores.Got Twitter? - https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Happy New Year! This podcast was actually meant to go up on 12/31/20, but Sam had a busy New Year. Thankfully we are back to the weekly Thursday posting with hopefully less delay. Anyways, this week Myles rants about Splinter Cell Chaos Theory and the boys give out their very first Crackhouse Awards!Make Following Us Your 2021 New Year's Resolution: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week on very special holiday themed Crackmas episode, Sam and Myles discuss their own 3x3s, complain about captcha, and pour a big old glass of eggnog out for unverified Pornhub videos. Stay tuned till the very end for a Crackmas surprise!Wish us a Merry Crackmas on Twitter: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

Tis the season this week on Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse! On this episode, Myles finally dives into PC gaming, Sam gives his thoughts on most of the Pokemon movies, and the boys decide what films you should watch with your girlfriend and which you should watch with your Mom.The Thirstiest Twitter of the Year: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week, Sam and Myles come together to talk about why they love water so much, and even pitch a 4 cute girls show about drinking water! Also this week: PEEName our water girls: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse

This week the boys get sentenced to one 90 minute show in Horny Jail. Sam discusses his favorite hot video game babes, while Myles recounts a love for Juden Chan, an anime about mental health and pee. Also this week, the boys pitch some modern days as 80s children's cartoons.What fictional character do you wanna fuck? Hit us up: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse