96.7 KCAL Rocks!

Poop on a plane!

Bigfoot shutdown!

Resume' hack!

Check engine light!

Beer is better cold!

Justin Bieber!

Audio Emojis!

Video Game Gambling!

Vacation things!

Yolo and LMFAO!

Sit, stand, sleep!

Pee stained jeans!

Bon Jovi!

Wash new clothes!

Chocolate shortage!

Teeth brushing!

Philadelphia deleted from Facebook and Instagram!

Washing shredded cheese?

Restaurant etiquette

Rock and Roll Hall of fame inductees!

Mike will be joined by Brendon Small of Dethklok tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Dethklok's "Mutlilation On A Spring Night" tour will be at Riverside Municipal Auditorium this Sunday, April 21st. Plus new music from: Dragonforce, Kittie and P.O.D. -get plugged in at 10pm

Secret Stoner!

Bar hopping!

Patrick's chat with comedian Christopher Titus!

Origin of the high five!

Free bottle of wine!

Airplane reclining seats

What does Axe body spray and sheep have in common?

Doorbell shoots paintballs!

America is underslept!

Mike Z will be talking to Taproot singer Stephen Richards this Saturday night from 10p-12a for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Reunited Taproot have a new album out and their tour is coming to the Whisky A Go Go in Hollywood on 4/24/24. Plus, new music from: Billy Morrison, Dethklok, and Imminence -get plugged in every Saturday night at 10pm

O.J. Bronco Chase! Where were you?

Grocery shopping while hungry!

Google Education!

Night exercise!

Petsmart tattoo?

Drive or fly?

Child support death hoax?

Eddie Van Halen Pizza!

Mike Z hitting you with not 1 but 2 interviews for YOU tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Orgy singer Jay Gordon will be on before their 25th anniversary tour hits the Observatory on 4/25. Plus, Former Ozzy gutiarist Gus G of Firewind before their tour rolls through So Cal on April 26 and April 27th. -get plugged in every Saturday night at 10pm

Mike Z going down under with Australian singer Lochie Keough from Alpha Wolf this Saturday night from 10pm to Midnight for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Alpha Wolf armed with a new album and headline tour coming to the Regent Theater on 4/13/24, plus new jams from: Imminence, P.O.D. and Sebastian Bach -plug in at 10pm

Conjoined twins

Jeans!

City mood disorder

Bad sleep, feel older!

Wiener Connoisseur

Star Wars Milk!

Movie memorabilia!

Millennial parents!

Toupees are cool!

Patrick's chat this morning with Nickelback guitarist, Ryan Peake!

Mike Z will be hanging with JB: John Bush of Armored Saint this Saturday night from 10pm to Midnight for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Armored Saint and Queensrcyhe will be at House of Blues in Anaheim on Wednesday, March 27th which they will get into as well as turning you on to new tunes from: Knocked Loose, The Ghost Inside and The Plot In You -plug in at 10pm

Office Goggles!

Millennial junk!

1st date clothes no no's!

Boomer slang!

The best airport fast food!

Intermitent fasting!

Richard Simmons is not dead!

Outdated 9-5!

Pizza flavored beer!

Unhealthy drinks! Is yours on this list?

Mike Z will be joined by the legendary Max Cavalera this Saturday night at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7. Max has a band with his son called: Go Ahead And Die, who will be at the Glasshouse on Friday, March 22, which they will get into. Plus, new tunes from Boundaries, Cassetta and Fame On Fire -plug in at 10pm

Toronto PD advice!

Frontier middle seat!

Kids menu!

Best time of the day!

Migraine tapeworm!

Sore throat? Try this!

Chewing gum!

Your new car is a rat!!

Mike Z will be joined by Mike Schleibaum for Darkest Hour tonight at 10pm for "Wired In The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. DC's Darkest Hour have a new album out now and their headline tour will be at 1720 in DTLA on Thursday, March 14th. Plus new jams from: The Arson Choir, Kill The Lights & Sleep Theory -plug in every Saturday Night at 10pm

Weekend At Bernie's!

Mike Tyson VS Jake Paul

Jalapenos!

Bottle Night!

Stung in the junk!

Happy procrastination day!

Rihanna 6 million!

Coffee early!

Mike Z will be talking to Tommy Victor of Prong this Saturday night from 10 to midnight for this edition of "Wired in the Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks Prong have a new album out and are on a coheadline tour with Voivod coming to Fonda Theater in Hollywood on March 10. Talk about that tour and some Danzig too with Tommy plus he'll be turning up new tunes from Bruce Dickinson, Dayseeker, and Kittie -get plugged in at 10pm

Soprano's Booth!

March stuff!

Patrick's chat with Carrot Top!

Wendy's retort to their dynamic pricing!

Peppa Pig brat!

Cereal for dinner!

Wendy's surge pricing!

Pay bump!

Noisy cities!! do you live in one of these?

Injury claim fraud!

Mike Z is partying with Tony Foresta from Municipal Waste this Saturday night 10pm for "Wired in The Empire" on 96.7 KCAL Rocks. Municipal Waste 21st anniversary tour will be at the Bellwether on March 5 which they will get into as well as turning you on to new tunes from: Job For A Cowboy, Kerry King and Pearl Jam -get plugged in at 10pm

Margarita Day!

Chizza!

Health hack!

The Beatles Biopic!

Beer sex!

Car wash revenge!