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The next 3 episodes have come and gone; we even gave you all an extra few days to marinate in them.... Before getting the objectively best opinions right here on this very show. Tune out the rest of the noise and just stick with us as we navigate the middle 3 episodes that bring us our first look at Genosha, a space opera and a trip to New Mexico, as the sentinels come full circle. And there's a whole lot of melodrama and memorable moments - and nitpicks - to go along with!To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

In 1983, Ralph Baksi's Fire and Ice dropped and it tells the story of an evil queen and her son, set on conquering the entire world shortly after the ice age.Against them, stands one man (and help, so clearly not 'just' one man) from a destroyed village who takes it back to the evil frozen empire in this rotoscope styled film. A little over 40 years later, how does this bad boy stand up to the test of time - and was Teegra's body all natural?? Those are the big questions here.

Okay so..We were going to wait to do an episode on the entire series, but let's be real here: we love talking about X-Men (if the last 4 or 5 episodes weren't evidence enough of that). In the spirit of being the mutant FREAKS we are, here are the first 4 episodes of the new X-Men 97 series (that due to technical issues, is a week late #sorrynotsorry). We talk about the character arcs thus far, dive into each individual episode and what we like - and don't like - about the early goings of the series. Buckle up, bub.To me, my New Meatz and Sawft Cheezes. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Morph dick pics)--

PREVIOUSLY, ON X-MEN...We had to. You know that we had to. Anyways, X-Men 97 premiered yesterday, but instead of covering the first two episodes of that series, we decided to revisit its origins: X-Men The Animated Series from the 90s. What we didn't do is cover every single episode of all 5 seasons, but instead, we picked 17 episodes (a few from each season), to talk about and discuss. Are they our favourite episodes and arcs? Not necessarily, but they are all very memorable ones, and cover a lot of the popular points of interest the series had. Please keep in mind that we have already covered the following arcs in older episodes: The Phoenix Saga The Dark Phoenix Saga Beyond Good and Evil In this episode, we will be covering: Night of the Sentinels (S01E01-E02) Deadly Reunions (S01E04) Til Death Do Us Part (S02E01-02) Red Dawn (S02E04) Repo Man (S02E05) Obsession (S03E09) Savage Land, Strange Heart (S03E12-13) Sanctuary (S04E03-04) One Man’s Worth (S04E09-10) Weapon X, Lies & Video Tapes (S04E16) The Fifth Horseman (S05E05) Graduation Day (S05E10) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't screaming Xavier dick pics)--

Image Comics is about to enter the shared universe... universe. And Ghost Machine is the introduction to the first few characters that will be taking part in this world. Dive in and check out the issue for the several stories that are here: post apocalyptic radioactive anti-heroes, farmers with animal controlling helmets, and a red coat who can't seem to die are just a few examples of what is to come with the new Ghost Machine universe. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't radioactive dick pics)--

No, seriously. Ask yourself: "If you die in the woods, does anybody care?"This playfully dark book by Steve Steiner kinda explores this. Deep in the woods of Big Hole Park, people are going missing and it's up to the pair of rangers (and a lost infomercial host) to figure out who or what is murdering these hikers.. be it man OR beast. It's either that or keep hiding the bodies themselves... --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't beaver pics)--

THE HOX POX DOX is deliveth !! We're back on the Jonathan Hickman's choo-choo, and we're flying through the days and lives of our favourite X-Mens. With Reign of X recharging our love of this comic-run we go full steam into an event like no other.Coke and Dank are now full shills for everything X-Men (except Children of the Atom) and as the saga continues, we're back to finish off the party, with fan favourite Emma Frost.  This ain't X of Swords, this ain't Reign of X, it's a party and almost everybody is invited. It's the Hellfire Gala (2021) and it is bringing us closer to a surprise no huumon could see coming! So gear up for this third instalment of epic proportions.  In this episode, we take a look at these 16 titles with Marvel Guide reading order Marauders #21 X-Force #20 Hellions #12 X-Corp #2 X-Men #21 Excalibur #21 Planet-Size X-Men #1 Wolverine #13 New Mutants #19 Children of the Atom #6 S.W.O.R.D. #6 Guardians of the Galaxy #15 Way of X #3 X-Factor #10 New Mutants #20-23 Marauders #22 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds*, a bloody Shatterstar, that fur ball evil Beast and "allegedly" Sabretooth is out of the pit. We dare you to get dolled up and bring that invitation as we walk back through Krakoan gateway for The HELLFIRE GALA 2021 (part III) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't evil Beast dick pics, although it looks like he's smuggling coconuts in his tuxedo)--

THE HOX POX DOX has cometh !! We're back on the Jonathan Hickman train, and we're jacked. As you can tell both Coke and Dank have shared their ups and downs of the first part of the Reign of X saga, and now we're back to finish what we started. This ain't X of Swords, it's Reign of X and it is bringing us closer to what we hope will be a dope conclusion of this mutant league run. So gear up for this part II of epic proportions.  In this episode, we take a look at these 9 titles with Marvel Guide reading order New Mutants #14 – #17 Cable #9 – #12 X-Men #17 Marauders #18 – #19 S.W.O.R.D. #5 Children of the Atom #1 – #3 X-Corp #1 X-Men #18 – #20 New Mutants #18 Children of the Atom #4 – #5 X-Factor #9 Way of X #1 – #2 Marauders #20 So without giving away MORE spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank, *dolphin sounds* and that fur ball beast is back (Sabretooth) dare you to walk back through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part II) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dark beast dick pics)--

In the far future, Captain America and other superheroes are losing their way to time and a suppressive government, but when Steve finally has enough of living under the thumb of maniacs,  he finds a way to push back.. This is Avengers Twilight #1. It has Old Man Logan vibes, it has Gran Torino vibes, it even has a pinch of The Watchmen vibes. But is it good, boys? IS IT GOOD?Well, listen in and find out.

We came back for round 2 of Bitch Planet! If you know the first volume, then you know the premise of a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females away from the male-controlled Earth, and you also know about the cliffhanger vol 1 left us on. Well we couldn't sit with that nonsense, so we dived back in so we could find out how the second and final volume wraps up. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Our beloved Batman The Animated Series ended in 1998, and a year later, the next version of the character debuted in Batman Beyond!  "Rebirth" is the two parter that kicked off season 1, and we cover it in here - all about the shoes it had to fill coming off of Batman TAS and how, at the same time, it being its own possible classic

Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez created Locke and Key.  Coke and Dank now breakdown Locke and Key yet AGAIN!. Volume 3 for this story of magical keys and family drama and deep, dark secrets. And we'll keep going too, because this story is too much of a fun, and unique ride. We're back with the Locke's and all the tragedy they have been facing, from the continued fallout of their dead father and alcoholic mother and all the trappings of high schoolers trying to make it their own way. Not to mention the magic keys... There are a lot of new ones introduced in this volume, more than the ones we've seen who can make your ghosts appear or show you what's inside of somebody else's mind. -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

Yeah. We watched the Madame Web trailer and this is what we have to say about it.So, yeah. Madame Web.Yup...

We all have way more apps on our phones than we care to admit, but what if you had an app that was a guaranteed hookup? No, not Tinder or Bumble or whatever similar "dating" app you know of; I mean one that could link you directly with the person or kink you desire most.That app is Crave. And this is First Glaaaaance of Crave #1 (of 6)

Do you miss the Daredevil show that was on Netflix? Well Marvel proper heard you, so before we get the 18 episode Daredevil: Born Again series, we get this precursor from the scenes of lasy year's Hawkeye: Echo.It will be the MCU's first M rated show and this trailer gives you just enough to understand the tone without telling you too much more.Safe to say, we are in.

Sink volume 1 hit us like a ton of bloody bricks. So we obviously couldn't wait too long for the follow-up and hoo boy, if you enjoyed the first chapter as much as we did, this is a must read. It picks up right after the events in the first book, and also acts as a way to bring multiple characters and arcs together in an even tighter way. It's a culmination of events in this wild, violent universe. Welcome to Glasgow, the forecast is Blood & Rain. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

THE HOX POX DOX has returneth !! Being big Jonathan Hickman fans (still), when he was entrusted to take over the new direction for X-Men, we were jacked(initially). That had us follow the first run of X-Men: Dawn of X, House of X, Powers of X and the eventus they built up to X of Swords. However, X of Swords broke us into taking a 2-year hiatus from this comic series. But we're back to b!tch again with our favourite mutant league teams in Reign of X! In this episode, we take a look at the (Marvel Guide) 8 titles Excalibur #16-20,X-Factor #5-8X-Men #16Cable #7-8Hellions #7-11Marauders #16-17X-Force #15-19 Wolverine #8-12So without giving away spoilers in the description, Coke, Dank and *dolphin sounds* dare you to take a leap of faith and walk through Krakoan gateway for REIGN of X (part I) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dark beast dick pics)--

Hey there. Yes, you, reading this description.Have you ever been curious about what a world war would look like if it was based on old people who live forever vs the younger generation who are living under the old geezer's thumbs? Oh, you have huh? Well what if I told you to add no less than two types of super soldiers into the mix and a woman from the future who has special powers that become stronger when she has sex?Ya, I didn't think so. That's what this book is about, and somehow it's only two issues. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't steroid dick pics)--

This one is a throoowback. Watching this as a kid is a little different than watching it as an adult.As a kid, I saw a dude flying around in a super cool costume and bad guys a plenty trying to shoot him down and that was fun.As an adult, this one is very reminiscent of Iron Man (2008) but with the mob, old school planes, the mob, nazis and a dude flying around in a super cool costume.

The concept of this book is incredibly unique and it has a way of grabbing our interest on that alone. 'Bitch Planet' is the nickname given to a prison planet that was built to house disobedient females, away from Earth, which was controlled entirely by rich males in power.This story is about what goes down on that prison planet and some of the prisoners on it. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Do you know who Genndy Tartakovsky is? You better. The man has had his hand in many projects you probably loved, but this time, with this series 'Primal', he's outdone himself.What do you get when a T-Rex and a caveman form a bond over shared trauma? Well.. we don't use the word masterpiece loosely, but this series could be in the conversation. OR we could be lying to you and we absolutely hated this show. I guess you'll have to hit play to find out for sure but keep in mind: we spoil the heck out of it. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green turtle dick pics)--

WE DID A COMIC BOOK FOR FIRST GLANCE AGAIN!A little over the top but we were probably excited. Now that that's out of the way, let's take a look at Crypt of Shadows #1, Marvel's comic book version of Treehouse of Horrors.We get stories centered around Scarlet Witch, Hulk, Deadpool, and Daredevil, with a bunch of other characters and cameos. Of course the themes and faces we see get us to start talking about other properties and what could come in the future.

We're gonna be honest with you here... This is a movie. A movie from 1984. A movie from 1984 where a guy is transformed by barrels of toxic waste into some hulking monster who can sense evildoers and proceeds to break, beat or melt them with his bare hands. He also wears a tutu. If you like cheesy 80's action, flare and forced comedy, then boy oh boy do we have a movie for you! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Bottle Cap Review--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't playhouse pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

The Maxx.What more can be said about this property. If you are not familiar with this comic (or cartoon) and you consider yourself a big comic guy (or gal), that title for you is debatable. Sam Kieth created something so unique, so interesting, so special here that you need to check this out. Not should; need. Is it a superhero comic? Is it a trip? Is it confusing and charming and disgustingly beautiful? Yes to all of those things.Read this book. Watch the show. They have different endings so it doesn't matter in which order you do that in, but once you're done both? Listen to this episode. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics from the outback)--

Yup Coke and Dank waited for the Friday the 13th to give you guys our next comic Arc Analysis. And oh boy it stays with you... Welcome to the town of Sinkhill. This is a town that even the bravest of superheroes would take a second before driving through. Luckily no heroes are needed for this grounded, brutal, wild and maniac mad mad world. Less is more for this 2018 John Lees gem! So Buckle up and avoid that blue van as we review Sink! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't clown dick pics)--

Ya, we're doing another first glance trailer edition. Look, the people (all 3 of you) cried for more, so here we are giving you just that. MORE glances that are first at trailers for upcoming comic book projects.Hopefully we can stay on topic and only talk about the sequel to 2018's Aquaman, but if you know us, you know we're going to talk about other things a lot. Or maybe we just talk about how cool Black Manta is. Press play, find out, you've got a spare 20 minutes, don't front!

[were late, but we still love you, sometimes] So were back with a midnight special - That Texas Blood. Less is more for this small little town murder mystery, its brimming with beauty from every blood soaks line stroke and we learn that it's an art style kept in the family for artist JACOB PHILLIPS (father Sean Phillips) and  take of revenge for writer CHRIS CONDON. Welll.... Join us as we follow Sheriff Joe Bob for this haunting noir crime--western that packs a punch. A little No Country for Old Men x True Detectives ..and since were opening that can of worms True Detective: Night Country --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't casserole D pics)

It's not the first time Mickey and his gang jump into another tale, story or fantasy to teach readers the ins and outs of life and love. Welp. This isn't that as we join Mickey into the beginnings of Dante's Inferno and his first circle of hell.  if you're wondering how long to took Coak n Dank to turn a G rated Mickey Mouse project, into R Rated content...not long. Join us as we ask the important questions like... Where's Donald?   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't Donald Duck dick pics)--

Man, do we love our turtles. But we noticed it had been a full calendar year since we had done anything TMNT-centric, and that's just not right. So, as luck would have it, TMNT: Mutant Mayhem dropped in theatres and we obviously soaked it in. In this episode, we review it.. Comic Patrol style. We saw the opportunity to square Mutant Mayhem up with the only other (not direct-to-TV) animated Turtles movie: TMNT 2007! And so, we did.So follow along with us as break both movies down side by side in the greenest matchup you've probably ever seen... Ever. #nerdleturtle  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green turtle dick pics)--

From the jump its no secret how much fun Coke and Dank have with this bottle cap review. Its overflowing with, fun, farts, personality, humour, sight gags, disco dancers and star power, don't believe us? its a movie that has a cast of ... Ben Stiller Janeane Garofalo William H. Macy Jenifer Lewis Greg Kinnear Hank Azaria Tom Waits Geoffrey Rush Claire Forlani Kel Mitchell Wes Studi Eddie Izzard Pras Michael Bay and the legendary Paul Reubens, Rest in Peace, to name a few. Join us as we laugh through all the joy that is Mystery Men! shouts outs to the Not-So-GOODIE MOB!! We set!!  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Bottle Cap Review--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't playhouse pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

Our 2nd 'First Glance - TRAILER' keeping in tradition we continue not to do trailer reactions, but stick to our first views of something comic book coming soon. Enter Loki Season 2, what we think is Marvels last chance to save their TV series run up.  Watch how we jump through our Loki's S02 first glance, Marvel Invasion's dropping of green balls and cream over our X-Men 97 wishlist. Honestly, we can't wait! still hoping it drops this year snikt snikt, bubs.   Shout outs to Ewan McGregor & Mahershala Ali, were waiting for y'all to join the marvel ranks. That also includes Bonebreaker and the Reavers.Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE, first glance..

It didn't take long for Coke and Dank to roll down memory lane and remember this 1987 classic. Join the duo as they relive their childhood traumas, laughs and inside jokes and re-love this animated, musical, adventure - The Brave Little Toaster. A gem before it's time, and the hardest movie to find on streaming!Hope you still have your VHS copy.  City of Lights - TBLT  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Bottle Cap Review--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't air conditioner pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze #philhartman #bravelittletoaster #TBLT

There is a REbirth in the DC universe! With a new style and a newer flow  join Coke and Dank as they read the Sam Humphries and Geoff Johns inspired Rage Planet. New Lantern members Simon Baz and Jessica Cruz are partnered up and forced to face their fears, mishaps and anxieties as they look to take down the furious Red Lantern Corp.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis-- --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't glowing green D pics)--

The very first Arc Analysis episode we did (wayyy back in 2019) was for Volume 1 of a wonderful book called Deadly Class. In some ways, it helped us kick off this podcast... In other ways, I just made that up for dramatic effect!Anyways, this is the continued misadventures of a high school for assassins, and it's very 80's in the most fun ways. How are Marcus and Maria getting on after the stuff with Chico? How does Says work into the mix? Is Chester (aka Fuckface) getting closer to his goal? What's Willie and Billy up to now that the school is in full swing, and what new characters are joining the mix?We got you covered, soft cheeses and new meats - listen in --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

Our first foray into the MLP universe, and even though we weren't sure what to expect, we know all about the faithful following the line has. Bronies ain't nothing to play with, and after this episode, maybe we're going to join the team...Nah, we aren't but this book definitely has it's merits and this episode of Arc Analysis is worth a good listen. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

"It bombed atomically/ Furious philosophies and hypotheses/ Flee with the lottery/possibly they knotted me/ Battle-scarred gravatron/ Explosion when Super-Skrull with Captain Marvel's powers hits tremendous/ Ultraviolet shines when Fury leaves fckin Earth ... Again!" Phase 5 is here with this  anticipated project. It is definitely full of things to talk about. But Coke and Dank pull no punches talking about this 6 episode MCU series. Oh what could of been with a secret invasion.. Nicholas Furious may finally too old for this sh!t .  We still think Samuel L Jackson is good in The Hitman's Bodyguard (technically this movie has Nick Fury, Deadpool, Ajak, Old Loki, Elektra & Commissioner Gordon in it)--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add more thoughts and ideas for future Full Episodes--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't green alien dick pics)--

When somebody hits you up with their own graphic novel based on a werewolf hunt through a furry convention, you gotta do what you gotta do.. And that means covering it for Arc Analysis! So yes, it is our first official write-in to be on the show, and we're taking full advantage. Especially when the premise sounds as hilariously fun as this one. So buckle up and press play, we've got a lot of messy, furry human remains to dig through   --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

Leave it to the imagination of a then 5 year old to partner the idea of a police cop and an axe, into a giant size adventure of avocados, machine gun dinosaurs and unicorn babies just to start. Join Coke and Dank as their brain wrinkles on the idea of having your lead writer still wet the bed but still get final say! (i guess the child labour laws will look the other way when its family) We talk the ups and downs  and beautiful blacks and whites attached to this one of kind and most original Axe Cop Vol. 1! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't axe'd flute cop pic)--

Not much needs to be said here... We are back in the realm of animated Miles Morales for the second installment of the Spider-Verse series, Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. We dig into it here, all the likes, dislikes and everything in between.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't gamma d pics)--

Our first 'First Glance' at something that isn't a comic book. In this case, it's Coke's first time watching the trailer for Sony's upcoming Kraven the Hunter movie and everything that it has going for it... Which isn't really all that much. Is this a reaction audio? Nahh, it's a FIRST GLANCE

Boy, did we ever looove the first volume of The Kill Lock; the story of four misfit robots who had been sentenced to a life linked together by a mark they wore. This mark meant that if one of them died, the would all die and forced the four of them - no matter how much they disliked each other - to exist together and closely.Now, after the events of the first volume (which we won't spoil here), we're back with the same group of four bots, that now have to pick up the pieces from the wild ending of last volume. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't robotic dick pics)--

Fun fact: Gideon Falls Volume 1 was the 7th Arc Analysis we ever did, and the first one we made it's own drop. Even though that was years ago, Volume 2 was always on our minds to return to because this book stays with you. Atmospheric, tense, creepy, gripping, psychedelic, creepy... Did we say creepy yet? This picks up right where Volume 1 leaves off, following the conflicted Father Fred in one version of the town and the disturbed Norton in another. Both of them on a search for answers and the mysterious Black Barn at the center of it all.--Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't creepy D pics)--

Well it took a while but, sometimes those whiles are worth the wait. And it's almost safe to say Immortal Hulk is  that one of worth. Join Coke and Dank as we finally attempt to take down the immovable Mean-Joe-Green of the Marvel Comic Universe and talk all the good, bad and gamma that Bruce Banner and his counterpart Hulk get into. Spoilers: they get into a lot of towns and f*ck them up immediately, its great! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't gamma d pics)--

(disclaimer: we had some issues with the recording so the audio for this one is a little rough, Dank sounds like he's in a phone booth, which is weird cause whens the last time you've seen a phone booth?!) Join Coke and Dank as we fall for the oddball, the rebels, the outkasts, the geeks, the outsiders, the guardians:  Gamora, Drax, Groot, baby Groot, Teenage Groot, Ninja Turtle Groot, Rocket and StarLord all over again! We jump through all three of MCU's Guardians of the Galaxy films and a holiday special and remember simpler times of the MCU machine. We talk about all the Volumes:GotG - Volume 1 (2014) GotG - Volume 2 (2017) GotG - Holiday Special (2022)  GotG - Volume 3 (2023)But also, the Guardians comic run (2008), the Guardian effect of humour and tone, favourite characters, best villains, tie-ins, cameos, John C Reilly, voice acting, themes, killer soundtracks, dance off's, favourite scenes, family(mother)-family(father)-family(self) and that James Gunn effect that got a group of unknown space a-holes into certified blockbuster beloved superheroes! We are gonna miss this chapter.  i am groot.

Poised as a great jumping on point for this specific version of the Valiant universe, "The Valiant" does some of that for sure. It introduces us to characters like the Eternal Warrior, Bloodshot, Geomancer and Unity as well. It definitely doesn't cover everybody, and outside of the first three we mentioned here, not many get a long look, but still, the introduction is there. As for the story, is it any good? Well it's all about how the Eternal Warrior has a duty to protect the Geomancer, and how he keeps failing to do so. This latest time, however, he hopes with some added help, it will be a different outcome. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't 1000 year old dick pics)--

(disclaimer: we had some issues with the recording so the audio for this one is a little rough) Have you ever had one of those days? You know the days where some ish goes down that's so bad it makes you question your whole sanity and state of mind? You might just have that devil in ya. That chicken devil.  That's the crux of this book: a regular family guy has things happen to him and around him that turn his life and lifestyle up to 11. It's a ride, kids.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

A desert wasteland. Thick thighs. Violence. Revenge.If a combination of those things sound good to you, and you prefer art over story, then Kali might be for you. It's a riiiiiide. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

I thought I knew what this book was about, just off the cover and title. I bet you - the person reading this blurb right now - think you have an idea what this book is about. But you don't. I promise you you don't. OKay, sure, there's a gorilla in it who shoots guns but I mean after that. It gets political, it gets sci-fi and it gets trippy. And there's a gorilla in it who shoots guns. There's that too. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

How many guns? Six. How many characters? Si--FIVE. Gotcha!Six Guns is indeed about six guns, but it's also a story about a collection of people uniting over a common enemy and a throwback to old western Marvel characters. Characters with dope names like Two Gun Kid who - guess what - has two guns. --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

This was an interesting one for us, because who (our age) doesn't love the Lion King?!And we do like our villains too, with Scar being one of the most charismatic ones. This is the first chapter of his backstory, but is it any good?

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. Two men who have a close relationship with violence and revenge, but I guess losing everything will get you to that point faster than anything else. We look at the comparison's between the two and give a glimpse into their blood-red worlds.In this episode, we cover: John Wick (2014)Punisher: War Zone (2008)John Wick Vol 1 (2017)Punisher MAX, Vole 1: In the Beginning (2004) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

SHIRTLESS IS BACK, BABY!! Maaannnnnn, the level of excitement for this was *real*. THE Shirtless Bear-Fighter comes back for a second volume. The first book was one of our favourite surprises while doing this show: it was hilarious and endlessly entertaining. So much so that it begs the question: was a sequel even necessary?Listen on in if you're curious to know if this sequel was more Godfather 2 or Boondock Saints 2... there is no in-between.  --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

It's Saga time!For our 50th Arc Analysis episode, we wanted to do something big, and what's bigger than this space opera story?? It's Romeo and Juliet. It's Star Wars. It's Harry and the Henderson's. Okay, not so much that last one, but it does lean on a lot of family value themes and you know what else it is? Weird. It's really freakin' weird.But I guess that's what you get when you have two people falling in love from opposite sides of a galactic war, in a space where the royal family has TVs for heads.Enjoy volume 1! --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

As soon as this movie was revealed, we knew we had to see it. Drugs and animals?! What could go wrong?? The trailer looked fun, too! We walked into Cocaine Bear expecting maybe some sort of version of Sharknado or Zombeavers but that's not what we got. With a decidedly higher budget and better talent than those historical films, Cocaine Bear *should* be a slam dunk for those who like crazy, silly movies, as long as it doesn't switch up tones 3 or 4 times during its runtime... --Hit us up at comicpatrolpod@gmail.com if you want to add a submission for a future Arc Analysis--  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't fluff pics)-- #numeatz #sawftcheeze

This is the Light of X, our next wave of X-Men books, and it's... Something.Deadpool shows up in Krakoa, Magneto is feeling constructive, the origins of Fantomex, the New Mutants set sights on the DOX people, Psylocke asserts herself as the alpha, X-Factor debuts, new revelations about Kate's disappearance and vampires in snow?! Covered in this episode: Deadpool #6 Giant Size X-Men: Magneto #1 New Mutants #11 Hellions #2 X-Factor #1 Cable #2 Giant Size X-Men: Fantomex #1 Excalibur #11 Marauders #11 X-Force #11 Wolverine #4

The next drop in our Dawn of X coverage: welcome to the Cockcrow of X, when the cock crows or the crow cocks... Whatever.Our first look at the Hellions team, London is under siege, Beast gets what's coming, Wolverine has a plan, Empyre hits the X-Men, Vulcan's benders, booty and Emma has a UFO!? Covered in this episode: Hellions #1 Marauders #10 Excalibur #10 New Mutants #10 X-Force #10 Giant Size X-Men: Nightcrawler #1 X-Men #10 Empyre: X-Men #1 to #4 Wolverine #3

More Dawn of X coverage up your alley (finally) with our 5th (technically 6th) entry in this Marvel relaunch. Why is it so difficult to bring Kate back? Silence - psychic rescue in progress, some Colossus stuff cometh, the Brood, the New Mutant gang back together.. all of them! The first issue of Cable, the final issue of X-Men/Fantastic 4 and a sneak peak at what's to come with the X of Swords crossover event. Please enjoy responsibly . Covered in this episode: X-Men/Fantastic 4 #3, #4 Excalibur #9 New Mutants #9 X-Men #8, #9 X-Force #8, #9 Marauders #9 Wolverine #2 Cable #1 Giant Size X-Men: Jean Grey & Emma Frost #1 Free Comic Book Day: X-Men & Dark Ages

Once upon a time, way back in the early to mid 90's, there was this super cool, super edgy cartoon where humans had turned into mutants and they all played sports. In these sports they played, it wasn't uncommon for an athlete to lose a limb or three, or come close to a brutal death. This was Mutant League. Despite our childhood subconsciousness' best efforts to lead us to believe that this show was incredible, it was not. It is not. It really isn't very good, but it did make us laugh.

On the heels of out official episode, Bat Meat (Epi #42), we bring you the sequel to one of the books we covered there, Batman: Dark Victory. The successor to the overrated Batman: The Long Halloween, Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale are back to continue their Bat-ventures. As always with our Arc Analysis episodes, spoilers contained within, so check it out and see how we stack it up on it's own and against The Long Halloween. -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter @Comic_Patrol or e-mail us at ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

We don't often do news-y episodes, but when something as big (and as great) as DC Fandome happens, even D'Lethal Weapons take notice. We talk about a heap of reveals that DC dropped on top of our nerdy little heads this weekend; from The Batman to Suicide Squad to Wonder Woman and even more Batmen, check out our new name for the whole thing: The DCFU.

Back in April, DC Comics Twitter sent out a simple question - which 3 books are in your reading pile out of the following nine: Batman The Dark Knight Returns Batman Gotham by Gaslight Batman The Killing Joke Batman The Long Halloween Batman Knightfall Batman Year One Batman The Court of Owls Saga Batman Hush Batman R.I.P. In today's meaty episode, we break down the exact definitive top 3 list (it really wasn't that hard) from this selection. Full spoilers for all these stories within this episode.

Back at it again with our next Dawn of X episode: this is our 4th entry, Morning of X! Fantastic 4 meet the X-Men, Domino and Colossus share battle scars, Kate has to sink or swim, Sunspot and Deathbird romancing violence, we learn about the Crucible, Exodus is in some books, holy Nightcrawler, and remember Warwolves? Covered in this episode: X-Men/Fantastic 4 #1 & #2 X-Force #7 X-Men #7 Excalibur #7 & #8 New Mutants #7 & #8 Marauders #7 & #8

It's been a very very very long time coming, but we're finally here: The Hero Draft Finale! It's down to our two finalists: Rogue and Psylocke - and we're here to give you backstory on them both, as well as set up the 3 different scenarios they will find themselves in for this final round - And it's up to you who will be crowned the champ. The 3 rounds consist of: 1. A fight of their 90's iterations in The Savage Land2. A fight between their first appearances3. A no holds barred fight of their current iterations With those 3 matchups in mind, please hit the poll here and let us know who you all think would win the best 2 out of 3. Going way back to our very first episode, we have had Hero Draft segments that we had tagged onto the end of most of our episodes, if you care to listen back. If not, the first 2 rounds are tallied up on our website.

If you know Comic Patrol, then you know we can't help but bring back snippets of our beloved 90s comic book cartoons. This time around, it's a deep cut from season 4 of the X-Men Animated Series which should have (and kind of is) essentially the series final arc: Beyond Good and Evil.  It's Apocalypse, it's Sinister, it's Magneto, and telephaths and time manipulation and an existensial crisis.. It's a lot more Wolverine than makes sense. But hey, that's the 90s baby!

Welcome to our next DoX update episode - it's been a whiiiiiile (thanks, 2020), but we're back with more X-books. Wolvie dazed and confused in the snow! Militant Hank McCoy! Sunspot the mack! And the end of Fallen Angels (and possibly some other mutant[s])! There's a lot happening in this update. Thankfully, Coke N Dank have all the summaries, commentary and hot takes you can (maybe) handle.Covered in this episode: - Wolverine #1- X-Force #5 & #6- New Mutants #5 & #6- X-Men #5 & #6- Excalibur #6- Fallen Angels #6- Marauders #6

[Keg Week Pt 5] The final entry in our first ever Keg Week, and we'd like to say that it is a doozy. Published in 2012, The Secret History of the Foot Clan sheds light on how the ninja gang got it's checkered start while also linking it all to the present day.  We can't even pretend like it's a bad comic. It's good. It's really, really good. Listen in to find out why... Or eff off.  -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or e-mail us at ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

[Keg Week Pt 4] Michael Bay can't help himself. He just can't. This movie proves that, even if it is his best version of the Turtles... while compared to the abysmal 2014 film. There is a lot to talk about when it comes to TMNT: Out of the Shadows because there are both good, and bad things about it. A heap more of one of those things, but listen in to find out whether it's the good stuff or the bad stuff we're highlighting.

[Keg Week Pt 3] Welcome to the middle of our TMNT Keg Week, and return of Comic Patrol.  What started out as a part two to our "Odd Crossovers" (Epi #34), quickly became a TMNT Crossovers episode based on two things: 1. How many crossovers the Turtles have been in since their conception, and 2. How much we fucking love the Turtles.These aren't every crossover they've ever been in, but there are definitely some standouts from Miyamoto Usagi to X-Files to Power Rangers, we've got em here.So listen up or eff off

[Keg Week Pt 2] When two of our all-time favourite properties meet in a movie, you already know we have to Bottle Cap it.  The title is as the movie does: Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and boy does the movie ever do what it does. Listen inside to our Bottle Cap Review of it - and spoiler: it may set a new record for the amount of bottle caps it does (or doesn't) get.

[Keg Week Pt 1] AND WE'RE BACK! Been a while, and because of that, we're kicking off a very special week that we call a Keg Week, where we drop content every day between Monday and Friday on a certain theme. For our first Keg Week, we chose none other than our beloved TMNT, so here is our Arc Analysis of the comic book that literally started it all: 1984 Mirage Comic's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #1. Enjoy or eff you!-- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or e-mail us at ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

Coke & Dank scratch the surface of racism and its impact on the social climate of society in this special episode, before we return to form. Black Lives Matter.

Just in time for the movie to come out, Bloodshot (bang bang!) is here in comic book form for the 10th installment of our Arc Analysis series. Disclaimer: This book has a lot of blood and a lot of shots, which is fitting to it's name. It was part of the 2012 Valiant Universe 'reboot', and is the starting point for one of their main flagship characters. It's gory, it's bloody, it's action-y, but do the Weapons dig it? See inside... -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or e-mail us at ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. This time it's all about spies, MI6 and gadgets galore: James Bond and Ninjak. How similar are these two chaps? Well, aside from body armour and actually being a ninja, pretty damn close. Secret Agent Men, indeed The movies we cover are 1967's You Only Live Twice, and 2018's compiled web-series, Ninjak vs The Valiant Universe.The books we cover are Ninja-K: The Ninja Files (2018) and James Bond, 007 (2019).

Comic books and video games have a long(ish) history, going back a few decades: sometimes adaptations, sometimes continuations, sometimes filler and other times trash. With co-host Dank away in another galaxy, we have our 3rd(ish) team member fill in, who just happens to love video games as much as Coke does: introducing Whippet! The two Weapons go through a bunch(ish) of video game based comic books and how well(ish) they translated to this wonderful form of media. There was a list made for both co-hosts to cover the same books, but instructions weren't followed so there are more books in this episode than originally planned...This episode contains spoilers and/or brief looks at the following books:- Injustice- Infamous- Mercenaries- Mass Effect: Redemption- The Witcher (2014)- Tomb Raider: Discoveries- Tomb Raider (2014)- Ratchet & Clank- Sonic the Hedgehog (1993)- Sonic Universe- Mega Man (2011)- Mortal Kombat (1994)- Mortal Kombat X- Resident Evil (1998)- Halo: Breaking Quarantine- Halo: Fall of Reach - Boot Camp

You've never read anything like this before. Trust us, you haven't. Oh, you have, huh? You've read an 80's, hip-hop influenced, samurai-themed spin on Romeo and Juliet, that positions the title characters out of the spotlight to focus on Tybalt (and his underground sword-dueling gang) instead, while written in iambic pentameter? Is that a yes? Well then, keep it moving, I guess... But for those of you who have yet to experience Ronald Wimberly's 2012 (or 2016 rework), please listen in as we talk about Prince of Cats for our 9th installment of Arc Analysis. -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --[Check out Bobby Carillo on YouTube for that song at the end of the trailer, and others like it]

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/properties from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. This time around, for our 4th go at AxP, it's The Fox and The Bat: Zorro and Batman. Zorro enters his 101st year in 2020 and Batman his 81st, so it isn't hard to tell that these two have HISTORY. They also have a ton of similarities, and one is partially based on the other, hence their comparison in Across the Pages! The movies we cover are 1998's The Mask of Zorro, and 1997's Batman and Robin.The books we cover are Zorro: Sacrilege, and Batman: Gothic. Needless to say, there are both very high and very low points in this episode... Very, very low points...

Ok, wait. Let us explain! This isn't what it looks like... ok, it is exactly what it looks like: an 80's Zorro parody flick where Zorro injures himself and his flamboyant twin brother takes over the cowl in the meantime. That's really it. Oh ya, plus some solid laughs and not as many gay jokes as you might expect (there are definitely still gay jokes and the like tho).  We break this movie down - one of us for the 1st time and the other for the 50th time, this is our bottle cap review of Zorro! The Gay Blade.

Welcome to our next DoX update episode - it's been a little while, but we're back with more X-books. Boom Boom to the rescue! Apocalypse in a suit! Kate and Emma new besties? Psylocke's enemy revealed, monsters and dragons galore, and a few new deaths are all ahead for your eargasming pleasure. Last time we did all the #2's and #3's, but this time around, we're covering the #4's and a few #5's (the others will be held off until the #33.3 update). In this episode we talk about, breakdown and add some commentary to:  New Mutants #4X-Men #4Marauders #4 & #5Excalibur #4 & #5X-Force #4Fallen Angels #4 & #5

Joe Hill and Gabriel Rodriguez created Locke and Key.  Coke and Dank now breakdown Locke and Key. From IDW, a 2008 story about mystery, suspense, family and self-discovery. We go through the story, talk about the characters, the plot and all the best parts of this creative, twisted world. -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up on twitter or ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

We had another episode idea slated and sketched out, but with the new Morbius trailer - and the thoughts that come along with - we switched things up and tossed out the episode outline. This is a little bit different: no script, no show prep, no notes - we just have a discussion about the new trailer, the Sony-Spider-Movie-Verse, the relationship with Marvel Studios, their other planned movies, and what it all might mean through the drunken lenses of us,. D'Lethal Weapons.

It has been a long time coming, but we have finally bottle capped a Batman TAS arc: Two-Face Pt 1 and 2. Arguably the best cartoon from our childhood, this story takes place across season 1, episodes 10 and 11, and is the birth/beginning of Harvey Dent's full transformation into Big Bad Harv A.K.A. Two-Face. How does Batman deal with his mentally ill friend turning full heel, while crime rings around Gotham grow stronger and more bold? Check it out with us --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Merry Christmas! This was supposed to be our very festive Christmas episode, where we twist the 12 days of Christmas into the 12 days of comic book deaths.... But, our December was a mess, and so you guys are all getting this wonderfully joyous episode later than anticipated. And you'll like it too, goddammit. In this one, we talk about and rate (because we're morbid like that) a dozen different character deaths spanning Marvel and DC comics; from Jason Todd to Wolverine to Nightcrawler and Black Adam, hit play to hear it all.

There are SO. MANY. BOOKS. And because of that, we are breaking away from our usual episodes, and bringing you the first (of many) independent Arc Analysis series episodes. The first one up - or 7th if you've been keeping up - is the creepy and moody Image Comics' Gideon Falls: The Black Barn (issues #1 to #6) buy Jeff Lemire and Andrea Sorrentino. We break it down inside, and are quite split on the series: listen in to find out why... Unless you're some wanker who doesn't like us. Give us another chance, man! -- If you want to request a comic book arc for Arc Analysis, hit us up at @Comic_Patrol on twitter or ComicPatrolPod@gmail.com --

You've read the episode title, and we challenge you with it: if you've heard of all 10 of these (weird ass) crossovers, we will actually bake you cookies and send them to you by horse and carriage.If you haven't heard of all these crossovers before, then welcome to the team! We're about to educate you on the oddest shit you may have ever heard of. Included in this episode are the following brand crossovers: - Justice League/Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Zorro / Django - Mars Attacks vs Popeye - Marvel Zombies/Army of Darkness - Green Lantern vs Aliens - Lobo vs Howard the Duck - Star Trek/X-Men - Godzilla vs Charles Barkley - Spider-Man vs Powdered Toast Man - Superman vs Muhammad Ali   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)   Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 4

We're ambitious AF.And because of that, we made a promise that we'd be following along with the Dawn of X series as it progresses. Welcome to our first (unofficial episode) that is continuing off of our HOX POX and DOX #1 (official episodes). Confused a bit? Don't worry about it - we always are. In this part of the series, we will be covering the next couple issues of each book that has been launched for the Dawn of X movement: X-Men, Marauders, Excalibur, X-Force, New Mutants and Fallen Angels, all of their #2 and #3 issues.  Enjoy, or at least pretend to.

Last episode was us toxing about hox pox, this week we're toxing dox. That's right - the first issues of the Dawn of X age are upon us, and we go over them together just for you. And you. And you, and you, and YOU. We take a look at X-Men #1, Marauders #1, Excalibur #1, New Mutants #1, X-Force #1 and Fallen Angels #1. We talk about the teams in each book, a few theories we have, and share what we like or didn't like about each of the new issues, as well as expose what other books are to come in early 2020. P.S. There are 5 more Sinister Secrets to decipher --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Today, we tox hox pox Being big Jonathan Hickman fans, when he was entrusted to take over the new direction for X-Men, we were jacked. In this episode, we take a look at the (combined) 12 issues of House of X and Powers of X, try to decipher some Sinister Secrets and share our overall thoughts about the story and new, uncanny status quo.Take a leap of faith into a Krakoan flower gateway and join us. --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Boo. Scary, right? Welp, we tried.And that is what today's episode is all about. The 31st episode on the 31st day of October, or as some dweebs call it: All Hallow's Eve. The devil is out in full force, and in celebration in that evil, we have a festive episode where we break down IDW's mega hit from over a decade ago: 30 Days of Night.Come kick it with the Weapons as we take this 3-issue comic through another chapter of our Arc Analysis series - breaking down the story from start to finish, the art, the writing, what we liked, what we didn't like, and you get the picture.Boo. Very boo (Not boo-urns) --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  poweR wreckingS - Humans love to rank stuff. What kinda stuff? Everything. How about some of the most ridiculous lists you've never actually thought of. Ever. In this segment, we rank the best or worst in a top 1 to 9 format to expand listener's knowledge to uncharted levels. (theme by RoccoW)  Keep 6ix - 6ix, 6ix, 6ix! It's all about hidden gems. Sometimes comic-related, sometimes not; we give you a heads up on some of our favourite comics/games/shows/toys/etc in this short 'check em out' segment.Pay attention, dummy.  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 4

Across the Pages (AxP) is our series where we take two similar-ish characters/teams/concepts from different creators or publishers and give their various forms of media a well-deserved spotlight. This time, we've got a couple uncanny teams to talk about: Doom Patrol and the Umbrella Academy. One of them a group of super-powered "siblings" collected from all over the world at birth, the other a group of misfits and mishaps. We give our thoughts on both first seasons of the shows for each property, as well as an arc from each comic book history: Doom Patrol's Crawling from the Wreckage and Umbrella Academy's Apocalypse Suite.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--  0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 3

Continuing on our Arc Analysis series with a mini crossover event from 2010: Shadowland. Daredevil is in control of The Hand, and has Hell's Kitchen on a lockdown of ninja-enforced protection. It's up to a combination of Marvel Knights to bring him down. We summarize and spoil the 5 main entries of this story, dig into the characters, their motivations and even the artwork - issue by issue - to let you know all about the world. We hope you enjoy this episode of Arc Analysis... Or die trying.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 3

Spider-Man the Animated Series from the mid-90's is always going to hold a special place in our hearts because we grew up with it. The perfect spider-man personality and we can't help but compare other versions of the character to this one. The Mutant Agenda and Mutant's Revenge are episodes 4 and 5 in of the second season, and in this bottle cap, we go in on them. It's an epic crossover event of X-Men being pulled into Spider-Man's hometown of Queens. How could this not be a perfect review, right? We go in. Enjoy! --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--

Happy Happy Joy Joy! Here at Comic Patrol, as long as it has a comic book adaptation, we talk about it. Guess what? Ren & Stimpy DO have a comic series... We just don't talk about it at all in this episode (p.s. No sir... we don't like it). What we do talk about here includes the background of the trailblazing, animated series, the best episodes it did put out, and our favourite episodes of the show (amongst other things). Joyyyyyyy --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 3

We effing love rogues galleries... Especially Spider-Man's.  He has easily the best group of adversaries in Marvel Comics. From animal-people to elemental to crime bosses to... alien goo creatures, this rogues gallery has it all. Come along with us as we do a deep dive through 5 tiers of villainy.--Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it isn't dick pics)--   0:00 D'Lethal Weapons Intro  Meat and Potatoes - The flavour of the day and main topic of discussion for the given episode after general chit chat and an absolutely terrible introduction. (theme by audionautix.com)  Hero Draft - Our very own comic based fantasy league! With 32 character names plucked 2 by 2 from an actual, real-life hat (one by each co-host), we pit them against each other in battle, games, sports and contests each week in an elimination tournament format. (theme by Komiku) Hero Draft Season 1: Marvel Heroes, Round 3

What we thought belonged in MCU Phase 4.5 - This is the unofficial, official, crowd pleaser, critic recommended and worth its weight in green paper comic-book film of the year 2022, #crowned. What started last winter turnt into a year long golden runaway train of insanity both on and off the screen with accolades and celebrations. Especially with always running  Raccacoonie.Take a listen as we talk about the ups, downs, laughes and unexpected buttplugs of...Everything, Everywhere All At Once!.  --Follow the Weapons on Twitter @Comic_Patrol for some extra tidbits of fun (we maybe promise it is banana finger pics)-- #nuMeatz #raccacoonie #CokeNDank #Comic_Patrol