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Join me for two tales about men who were disappointed with their haircuts, and let the barber's know all about it!

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Angry Russian Tourist Forcefully Shaves Part of Pattaya Barber's Hair After Getting Upset at Haircut - The Pattaya News

Man hated his haircut so much he shaved off barber's fringe in revenge | Metro News

Disgruntled Customer Shaves Barber’s Head Over Bad Haircut

Furious customer pins barber on a chair before shaving his head as he is unhappy with his new cut | Daily Mail Online

If you're lactose intolerant, you may wanna sit this one out...

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Teacher Accused Of Breast Milk Spraying Fired | 10tv.com

Drunk teacher sacked after 'spraying police with breast milk when they tried to arrest her after wedding' | Daily Mail Online

Breast milk sprayed at cops in alleged drunken assault by Ohio woman, who apologizes - CBS News

Ohio woman sentenced for spraying cops with breast milk - CBS News

Md. woman charged with putting her skin shavings in her roommates’ milk - The Washington Post

Dead foot skin in victim's milk nets 30 days in jail - The BayNet

Join me for a couple of love stories that are a lot more hopeless, than they are romantic!

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Whitesburg man arrested after series of odd events at Newnan Target - Newnan Coweta Scanner Traffic

Whitesburg man arrested after series of odd events at Newnan Target - Newnan Coweta Scanner Traffic

Man arrested after 'indecent exposure' calls outside Newnan store on Valentine's Day

Northeast Portland boyfriend and girlfriend who played public bondage game on Valentine's Day get their cases dismissed - oregonlive.com

Portland couple's nude role-play goes viral | kgw.com

Naked woman found bound in back of Subaru; car's owner calls it Valentine's Day role-playing, Portland police report - oregonlive.com

Join me for two crimes revolving around the microwavable treat, that can't be beat!

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‘A Hot Pocket?’ Man Breaks Into Wells Fargo Bank in San Diego, Allegedly to Use Microwave – NBC 7 San Diego

California homeless man breaks into bank to microwave Hot Pockets: 'It was worth it' | Fox News

Hot Pocket shooting: A Louisville man was arrested after shooting his roommate during fight about eating the last Hot Pocket, police say | CNN

Police: Man Shot Roommate Over Hot Pocket | The Smoking Gun

Kentucky man shoots his roommate in the buttocks after he ate the last Hot Pocket in the freezer | Daily Mail Online

A young man gets caught up in the chaos of the 1992 L.A. riots, and commits a crime that he instantly regrets... Can he fix this mistake, or will it eat him up inside forever?

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AFTER THE RIOTS; Confessions of a Star-Struck Looter - The New York Times

Celebrity Lingerie Hall of Fame

Reward offered for Madonna's bustier - UPI Archives

Condoms and crime... a winning combination!

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Weird World::Weird Things-Articles, Pictures, Videos, Stories, Animals, Sex

Police seize 324,000 used condoms being washed and resold in a raid on factory | Daily Mail Online

Rubber meets the road for Vietnamese factory accused of selling used condoms | Toronto Sun

Vietnam police seize more than 320,000 used condoms

Daily Iowan (Iowa City, Iowa), 1994-11-18

Vietnam police seize 345,000 used condoms that were sold as new | CNN

Let's ring in the new year with a trio of tales involving turds!

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Homeless poop pervert says ‘God did it’ after arrest

'It's Personal,' Says Poop Thrower in Exclusive Jailhouse Interview - Upper East Side - New York - DNAinfo

Woman accused of dropping off 50 lbs of human waste at a police station's front door

Mindy Janette Stephens Left Human Waste at Police Dept.: Cops

NYPD hunt man who shoved a bag of feces down a woman's pants in bizarre attack | Daily Mail Online

Police Arrest Man in Connection With UES Attack With Bag of Poop | Upper East Side, NY Patch

Teen Arrested For Tipping Waitress With Feces-covered Money | HuffPost Weird News

Three football players involved in feces-smeared money incident at Brothers - Ball State Daily

The New Years holiday is a celebration of new beginnings. With that in mind, we know this collaboration will introduce you to several amazing new true-crime podcasts that will quickly become your newest true-crime binges as we enter 2024 because, let’s face it, we know that’s exactly what you needed! With tons of episodes each, investigative curiosity, and a focus on advocacy, these podcasts will live up to the theme of our collaboration (“New Year, New Binge”) because you’ll soon find yourself falling in love with the podcasters included in these episodes. So, sit back, grab your detective caps, and let’s get this party started!

Be sure to follow all of the podcasts you enjoyed so you never miss a new episode. Podcasts are listed below in the order in which you will be introduced to them:

Crimelines  https://linktr.ee/crimelines 

Sirens: A Southern True Crime Podcast https://bit.ly/TheSirensNetwork 

Private Dicks Podcast https://linktr.ee/privatedicks

Morning Cup of Murder  www.morningcupofmurder.com

Persons Unknown  https://personsunknown.buzzsprout.com 

Fresh Hell Podcast  https://freshhellpodcast.com/

Stories With Sapphire  www.storieswithsapphire.com

Travel and True Crime  https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast

Excuse Me, That’s Illegal www.linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod

A Nefarious Nightmare  www.linktr.ee/anefariousnightmarepodcast

The Trail Went Cold https://www.trailwentcold.com

Coffee and Cases Podcast https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases 

Teachers Talk Crime https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrime

True Crime Creepers https://linktr.ee/TrueCrimeCreepers

The New Years holiday is a celebration of new beginnings. With that in mind, we know this collaboration will introduce you to several amazing new true-crime podcasts that will quickly become your newest true-crime binges as we enter 2024 because, let’s face it, we know that’s exactly what you needed! With tons of episodes each, investigative curiosity, and a focus on advocacy, these podcasts will live up to the theme of our collaboration (“New Year, New Binge”) because you’ll soon find yourself falling in love with the podcasters  included in these episodes. So, sit back, grab your detective caps, and let’s get this party started!

Be sure to follow all of the podcasts you enjoyed so you never miss a new episode. Podcasts are listed below in the order in which you will be introduced to them:

Crimelines https://linktr.ee/crimelines 

Sirens: A Southern True Crime Podcasthttps://bit.ly/TheSirensNetwork 

Private Dicks Podcasthttps://linktr.ee/privatedicks

Morning Cup of Murder www.morningcupofmurder.com

Persons Unknown https://personsunknown.buzzsprout.com 

Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.com/

Stories With Sapphire www.storieswithsapphire.com

Travel and True Crime https://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcast

Excuse Me, That’s Illegalwww.linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod

A Nefarious Nightmare www.linktr.ee/anefariousnightmarepodcast

The Trail Went Coldhttps://www.trailwentcold.com

Coffee and Cases Podcasthttps://linktr.ee/coffeeandcases 

Teachers Talk Crimehttps://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrime

True Crime Creepershttps://linktr.ee/TrueCrimeCreepers

Join me for a Christmas Special that will have you thinking outside the bun!

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Police: Michigan man trashed Taco Bell because he had to leave holiday party early | Crime Reports | wdrb.com

Man will face 90 days in jail for trashing Taco Bell

Taco Bell employee reportedly throws chair through window after being called away from holiday party

A work potluck party at San Pedro Taco Bell became a boozy bash. - Los Angeles Times

Taco Bell employee sues over wild staff Christmas party that ended in three-way sex romps and revelers vomiting in guacamole bowl after frisky supervisor covered windows and cameras with wrapping paper | Daily Mail Online

Join me for some drug fueled mayhem!

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Police Arrest Naked Man Who Was Riding Tricycle While High On Cocaine | The Smoking Gun

Lakewood Cops: Naked Man Found Riding Tricycle, Chewing Glass | Brick, NJ Patch

Naked man on tricycle arrested in Lakewood apartment complex, cops say - nj.com

Cocaine | Effects of Cocaine | FRANK

Naked man high on drugs gets philosophical and arrested - Murfreesboro Voice

Naked Man on LSD Arrested - WGNS Radio

Blair Whitten is wacky as hell! Let's follow her as she creates havoc around town...

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Woman pleads guilty to threatening to rape couple’s dog, terrorizing

Family speaks out after woman crashes funeral, runs over gravesites at Fargo cemetery

FPD identify person of interest in Jesus statue vandalism

Woman charged in connection to Jesus statue vandalism

Woman who spray-painted Jesus statue, disrupted ex's funeral, threatened couple gets probation - InForum | Fargo, Moorhead and West Fargo news, weather and sports

Woman Who Drove Through Ex's Funeral 'Knew She Wasn't Welcome'

Woman pleads guilty to crashing ex-boyfriend’s funeral, running over gravesites at Fargo cemetery

Join me for two criminal tales I hope you will find apeel-ing...

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Mumbai thief force-fed 48 bananas to excrete stolen gold chain | Latest News India - Hindustan Times

Thief is force-fed 40 bananas to retrieve gold necklace he swallowed in Mumbai | Daily Mail Online

Police: Man causes nearly $1K in damage during ‘banana assault’

Banana Assault: Iowa Man Accused Of Attacking Clerk With Fruit | Des Moines, IA Patch

Man is arrested for 'using banana to attack convenience store clerk' on New Year's Day | Daily Mail Online

This Halloween, thirteen true crime podcasts (including (EXCUSE ME, THAT'S ILLEGAL) come together to share dark and disturbing stories. From haunted houses to serial killers, these tales will send chills down your spine and keep you up at night. Join us for this special 2-part Halloween episode entitled "When Darkness Calls" as we explore the darkest corners of humanity. But be warned: these stories are not for the faint of heart. When darkness calls, how will YOU respond?

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Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:

Part 1: 

True Crime South Africahttps://linktr.ee/truecrimesouthafricaTrue Crime Cat Lawyer   https://linktr.ee/truecrimecatlawyerPrivate Dicks https://linktr.ee/privatedicksCoffee and Cases https://linktr.ee/coffeeandcasesTeachers Talk Crime: https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrimeExcuse Me, That’s Illegal https://linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.com

Part 2: 

Twisted Travel and True Crimehttps://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcastBody to Burial https://linktr.ee/bodytoburialTill Death Do Us Parthttps://linktr.ee/tilldeathdouspartpodcastUnethical Podcasthttps://linktr.ee/unethicalpodcastPNW Haunts & Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/True CrimeCast (https://linktr.ee/truecrimecast)

This Halloween, thirteen true crime podcasts (including Excuse Me, That's Illegal) come together to share dark and disturbing stories. From haunted houses to serial killers, these tales will send chills down your spine and keep you up at night. Join us for this special 2-part Halloween episode entitled "When Darkness Calls" as we explore the darkest corners of humanity. But be warned: these stories are not for the faint of heart. When darkness calls, how will YOU respond?

Listener discretion is advised.

Podcasts are listed here in order of appearance:

Part 1: 

True Crime South Africahttps://linktr.ee/truecrimesouthafricaTrue Crime Cat Lawyer   https://linktr.ee/truecrimecatlawyerPrivate Dicks https://linktr.ee/privatedicksCoffee and Caseshttps://linktr.ee/coffeeandcasesTeachers Talk Crime: https://linktr.ee/teacherstalkcrimeExcuse Me, That’s Illegal https://linktr.ee/excusemethatsillegal.pod Fresh Hell Podcast https://freshhellpodcast.com

Part 2: 

Twisted Travel and True Crimehttps://linktr.ee/twistedtraveltruecrimepodcastBody to Burial https://linktr.ee/bodytoburialTill Death Do Us Parthttps://linktr.ee/tilldeathdouspartpodcastUnethical Podcasthttps://linktr.ee/unethicalpodcastPNW Haunts & Homicides https://www.pnwhauntsandhomicides.com/True CrimeCast (https://linktr.ee/truecrimecast)

A horny horn dog steals some interesting items from his local Target!

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Cops say he stole a ‘pink vibrating device’ from a Florida Target. Then they ran his tags

Target Target | The Smoking Gun

Amazon.com: Promescent Desensitizing Delay Spray for Men Clinically Proven to Help You Last Longer in Bed - Better Maximized Sensation + Prolong Climax for Him, 2.6 ml : Health & Household

Join me for two tales about cabbies assisting in crimes... while just doing their jobs.

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District of South Carolina | Hartsville Man who Attempted Drive-Thru Bank Robbery by Taxicab Sentenced to 6 Years in Federal Prison | United States Department of Justice

‘Drive-through’ bank robber gets six years | News and Press

B.C. crime: Man who fled bank robbery in taxi sentenced | CTV News

2022 BCPC 86 (CanLII) | R. v. Thrones | CanLII

Things are gonna get messy in our second trip to 7 Eleven!

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Florida woman doused 7-Eleven clerk with nacho cheese | Daily Mail Online

Nacho Cheese Battery | The Smoking Gun

Man arrested in Martinsburg after dispute over using too much nacho cheese

Man Attacks 7-Eleven Clerk Over Nacho Cheese Restriction

Nutrition Facts for 7-Eleven Inc. - Corn Tortilla Chips Nacho Cheese

Nacho Cheese Battery | The Smoking Gun

Florida woman doused 7-Eleven clerk with nacho cheese | Daily Mail Online

NEW: Florida woman hurls hot nacho cheese at 7-11 clerk

Woman attacks 7-Eleven clerk with hot nacho cheese because ‘the customer is always right’ | Fox News

Join me for two strange stories surrounding Skittles!

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Man arrested after assaulting restaurant staff, patrons with Skittles - KSTP.com 5 Eyewitness News

Skittles Assault | The Smoking Gun

Minnesota Man Jailed Following Skittles Assault | The Smoking Gun

Baby-faced man, 19, arrested after outburst where he threw SKITTLES at people in MN restaurant | Daily Mail Online

California elementary school student shared Skittles-like cannabis candy at recess, officials say | Fox News

Fourth-grade student in California shared cannabis candies resembling Skittles | KSL.com

Sacramento fourth-grader shared cannabis edibles at school | The Sacramento Bee

Skittles Assault | The Smoking Gun

Two tales of public masturbation lead to some sticky situations...

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Masturbating McDonald's Customer Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him | Lipstick Alley

Florida Man Wears No Pants, Masturbates at McDonald's Drive-Thru | Riptide 2.0 | Miami | Miami New Times | The Leading Independent News Source in Miami, Florida

Cops: Pantsless, Masturbating McDonald's Customer, 69, Tried To Force Drive-Thru Worker To Touch Him | The Smoking Gun

Andrew Frey: Man 'masturbates in bar and fights off 15 cops after wild meth-fuelled weekend' - Irish Mirror Online

Man High On Meth Masturbates While Fighting Off Oregon Police | JDJournal

Police need FIFTEEN officers to haul away man 'high on meth and pleasuring himself in a bar' | Daily Mail Online

Alleged masturbating man in Salem bar arrested after Taser proves ineffective, officials say - oregonlive.com

Andrew Frey: Oregon man high on meth fights 15 police officers 'while masturbating in bar' | Metro News

Tag along with me for a mother and son's trip to Walmart, that quickly gets outta hand...

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(1) Last night shortly before 8:30pm... - Eau Claire Police Department | Facebook

Mother did karate, son stripped, dog stole food at Walmart, police say

Lisa Smith, Son Benny Vann Arrested In Bizarre Walmart Incident | Crime News

Probation given to woman who did karate on officers and her son who stripped naked at Eau Claire Walmart | Crime and Courts | wqow.com

Chaos erupts at Wisconsin Walmart as a mother dismantles displays and son strips naked | Daily Mail Online

No, You Shouldn't Start Eating Avocado Seeds

Join me as we explore a couple hot relationships, that went up in smoke!

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Texas man and daughter, 2, homeless after ex-girlfriend burned down house | Daily Mail Online

Father homeless after ex-girlfriend accuses him of cheating, allegedly burns house down | KEYE

ARSONIST ARRESTED AFTER BURNING... - Bexar County Sheriff's Office | Facebook

Woman arrested for car arson in Clearwater

Texas woman sets fire to boyfriend's house after another woman answers his phone

https://people.com/crime/jealous-texas-woman-accused-of-setting-fire-to-boyfriends-home/

Senaida Marie Soto Set Fire to Boyfriend's Home: Deputies

Clearwater woman charged with arson after 'setting fire to car she thought belonged to ex' | Daily Mail Online

Carmen Chamblee Charged With Arson After Allegedly Torching Car She Thought Was Boyfriend's | HuffPost News

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Man whose car was burned in viral video arrested for outstanding warrant

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Here's a taste of what Jack and I do over dere on da Luna Bin. Enjoy!

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Hey guys! Just got a couple quick tings I wanna talk about. Thanks for the support!!

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Join me for two stories that take place at the royal palace of fast food joints... Burger King!

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Burger King FIRES five employees after one of them drew a pig on an order placed by police officer | Daily Mail Online

Burger King Workers Fired For Drawing Pig On Police Officer’s Order

Burger King employees fired after police officer served food with a pig drawn on it | Fox News

Burger King Manager Charged After Allegedly Serving French Fries from Trash

Upstate restaurant worker arrested for allegedly tampering with food

Join me for two tortellini awesome stories involving noodles. This episode will be saucy, cheesy and I even throw in a fusilli puns...

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Georgia man steals $100k worth of Ramen Noodle from truck | Daily Mail Online

Thief steals 53-foot tractor trailer filled with nearly $100K worth of ramen noodles, authorities say - ABC News

Hungry Thief Wanted After Nearly $100,000 Worth Of Ramen Noodles Stolen | HuffPost Weird News

Mystery of 500lb pounds of alphabet noodles and pasta dumped at NJ lake is solved by neighbor | Daily Mail Online

Old Bridge Pasta: No charges will be filed against man who dumped hundreds of pounds of pasta in New Jersey woods - ABC7 Los Angeles

Hundreds of pounds of pasta were dumped in Old Bridge, N.J. : NPR

NJ Pasta Dump: Old Bridge Mystery Solved – NBC New York

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Man’s dream of owning a bar gets him arrested – SACRATOMATOVILLE POST

Abused horse lands man in jail | News | appeal-democrat.com

Police: Man broke into bar, served patrons - UPI.com

Homeless man breaks into abandoned bar, begins selling alcohol - CNN.com

Faux bar owner gets sentenced to real jail - Roseville Today

Man breaks into bar and opens it for business - Roseville Today

Homeless Man Breaks Into Shuttered California Bar, Starts Selling Drinks | Fox News

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Akron police: Drunk man made own sandwich, caused damage at Subway

Drunk Man Arrested After Making His Own Sandwich At Subway

Police: Subway riders targeted by pickpocketing suspect on 7 train in Queens - CBS New York

Subway Thief Targets Riders on 7 Train in Queens. Here’s How Victims Are Hit – NBC New York

YOUTHS STEALING SUBWAY TOKENS BY SUCKING ON TURNSTILE SLOTS - The New York Times

The end of sucking subway tokens from turnstiles | Ephemeral New York

Join me for a tale aboot a Canadian crook who craves cupcakes...

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Vancouver cupcake thief 'profusely' apologizes to bakery, offers to pay for repairs | CBC News

‘A really nice kid’: Vancouver cupcake burglar apologizes, offers to pay for repairs - BC | Globalnews.ca

Canadian bakery owner finds 'hilarious' surveillance footage of intruder breaking into her store | Daily Mail Online

Burglar takes the cake: Vancouver thief snatches goodies, and cleans store | Globalnews.ca

Join me for 2 very different crimes where the perpetrators get their hands dirty...

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Jury Convicts Man For Vile Act With Elmo Doll | The Smoking Gun

Trio jailed for using super glue on their palms to steal casino chips - CNA

Sticky fingers: Trio jailed for applying strong glue on their palms to steal casino chips from MBS patrons, Singapore News - AsiaOne

Home Inspector Convicted for Masturbating with Elmo Doll

Sentencing handed down for home inspector accused of pleasuring himself with Tickle Me Elmo doll

Michigan Home Inspector Convicted After Masturbating With Client's Elmo Doll | HuffPost Weird News

Marina Bay Sands Gamblers Sentenced in Superglue Chip Theft

We explore a toe-tally bizarre encounter between a hotel manager and one of his guests...

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Business traveler wakes up in his Nashville hotel room to find manager 'sucking' on his toes | Daily Mail Online

Night Manager Charged After Allegedly Entering Room and Sucking Toes of Hotel Guest | Complex

Tennessee hotel guest wakes up to night manager sucking on his toes: police

When one man loses his temper, two men find themselves in hot water...

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Video shows man pour bucket of boiling water over colleague's head for stealing hot dog | Daily Mail Online

Man poured boiling water on co-worker because he took half a hot dog

Man who poured boiling water over co-worker after he took girlfriend's half-eaten hotdog is deported | Daily Mail Online

We explore a tale about a savage swallower and a serial spitter. You decide who's worse...

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Gold Coast mum calls for help in identifying cyclist 'who spits on her car every morning' | Daily Mail Online

Cyclist accused of spitting on woman’s car for 10 months | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site

Man swallows live goldfish at fun fair, is banned from keeping fish | The Independent | The Independent

'Class clown' is videoed swallowing a live goldfish | Daily Mail Online

Goldfish to be banned from Bridgwater Fair after man swallows live fish - Somerset Live

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Bonnie Gooch, 78-year-old Missouri woman, charged with third bank robbery : r/news

Is Pleasant Hill, MO, bank robbery 78-year-old’s third heist? | The Kansas City Star

Serial bank robber, 78, is charged over new heist after handing teller apologetic note | Daily Mail Online

78-year-old woman charged in third bank robbery | National Post

A 78-year-old woman charged with robbing a Missouri bank apologized to the teller with a note that read 'sorry I didn't mean to scare you,' prosecutors say

We visit Tim Horton's in this celebratory episode full of cameos from some of my podcaster buddies and lots of bad singing!! Enjoy!

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Robber who targeted Niagara Tim Hortons restaurants jailed for 90 days | StCatharinesStandard.ca

Robber who targeted Niagara Tim Hortons restaurants jailed for 90 days | NiagaraFallsReview.ca

‘She lost it’: Brampton woman charged after video showing attack on Tim Hortons employees

Woman arrested in Tim Hortons assault captured on video | Toronto Sun

https://www.springfieldnewssun.com/news/local/coffee-halts-would-robber-tim-horton/hcaGAVNagj2ZBqcHWsqxSI/

Hot coffee prevents robbery

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Connecticut man 'pulls gun' on women who didn't thank him for holding door, cops say

Hamden cops: Man drew gun after not getting thanks for holding door

Man Pointed Gun at Customers in Conn. Family Dollar: PD – NBC Connecticut

Man Pulls Gun on Women Who Didn't Thank Him for Holding Door Open: Police

Sheriff: Florida Dollar General employee put bleach in co-worker's drink

Florida man accused of pouring bleach into co-worker's drink

Man pours bleach into coworker’s Pepsi, Florida cops say | Miami Herald

Let's meet some men who are maniacs... for mannequins!

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Agalmatophilia (2018) - IMDb

Michigan Man With Mannequin Fetish Sentenced for Breaking Storefront Windows | Fox News

Man with mannequin fetish arrested again – The Denver Post

Mannequin fetish may send man to life in prison – Macomb Daily

Mannequin fetishist gets 18 months to 30 years

Man with mannequin fetish arrested again

Drunk man jailed after police find him in bed with mannequin he stole from lingerie shop | Daily Mail Online

Guy steals mannequin, ends up getting caught in bed with it | Metro News

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Mystery pooper has tortured golf course for a decade

Serial pooper has been targeting golf course for 10 years - UPI.com

Norwegian golf course plagued by serial pooper - The Local

That's poo for the course - golf club tormented by dirty deposits for the past 10 years - World News - Mirror Online

Stupid Golf Crimes Are Universal - Club + Resort Business

Suspect in AnnBriar burglary tied to other golf course break-ins, authorities say | FOX 2

Annbriar burglar caught in parking lot | Republic-Times | News

After committing a couple of small time thefts, you won't believe what these perpetrators left behind...

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Police Puzzled by Fried Egg Left at Crime Scene - Neatorama

Police investigating break-in have one clue to crack case - a fried egg at scene - Mirror Online

The Isles of Scilly police are recruiting - and everyone wants to join up | The Independent | The Independent

Robbery suspect drops birth certificate, letter from mom, so he's no longer a free man, report says - CBS News

America's dumbest thief? Robber caught after leaving his BIRTH CERTIFICATE and a note from his mother at the crime scene | Daily Mail Online

Police: Southington Man Robbed Woman, Left Birth Certificate at Scene | Southington, CT Patch

Hey dudes and dudettes! I did a lil episode swap with my pal Tara, host of World's Dumbest Criminals! It's a fantastic podcast that covers the lighter side of crime. She's hilarious and surprisingly we don't cover many of the same crimes so you will rarely hear any repeats. If you like what you hear, subscribe to the show and give her a 5 star review. Tell her Leroy sent ya!

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/worlds-dumbest-criminals/id1580514212

Join me for 2 crazy crimes involving our bushy tailed friends...

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Toronto Ranked Safest City In The World But It's Not Even The Safest In Canada - Narcity

Squirrels stealing chocolate bars driving Toronto store owner nuts | The Star

WATCH: Squirrels stealing chocolate bars from east-end Toronto store | Globalnews.ca

Pet squirrel goes nuts on a burglar as he robbed a home | Daily Mail Online

Pet squirrel that foiled Idaho burglary returns to wild | Daily Mail Online

Joey the pet squirrel stops Idaho burglary: police | CTV News

Join me for a couple of robberies where wacky weapons were used!

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Man Attempts To Rob Dunkin' Donuts with Spoon | Charlestown, MA Patch

Car plows into Turning Stone Casino doors – Oneida Dispatch

Utica man in police custody after attempting to rob a bank with a toilet plunger

Police: Man with plunger tries to rob NY bank

MBTA Officer Thwarts Dunkin' Donuts Robber - CBS Boston

Transit cop dunks suspect in hot water – Boston Herald

The name kinda speaks for itself...

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Oklahoma 'cannibal' receives 12-year-prison sentence after illegal castration at Airbnb | Daily Mail Online

Two 'cannibals' who performed castration offered services online as a 'eunuch maker,' police said | Daily Mail Online

Oklahoma man behind botched castration surgery at cabin gets prison

Sheriff: 'Cannibals' lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma woods, performed illegal castration

Oratory of Mystical Sacraments – NOVUS ORDO RELIGIO

Come join me for a bloody good time with this period piece...

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UPDATE: Another inmate who had been jailed at West Valley Detention Center has died | News | fontanaheraldnews.com

'Maxi pad' burglar charged, pleads not guilty

Woman arrested for throwing dirty tampon at police officer | Daily Mail Online

Florida Woman Arrested For Pelting Police Officer With Her "Wet" Used Tampon | The Smoking Gun

St. Pete woman arrested after calling 911 for fake kidnapping, police say | WFLA

'Maxi-pad bandit' who robbed California auto-parts store is arrested | Daily Mail Online

"Maxi Pad Bandit" Arrested - VVNG

Join me for two 911 calls that were definitely not emergencies...

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Florida Man Arrested For Calling 911 After His Kitten Was Denied Entry Into A Strip Club | Complex

Everett Lages Allegedly Tried To Take Kitten Into Emerald City Strip Club, Arrested For Calling 911 | HuffPost Weird News

Man Barred from Taking Kitten to Florida Strip Club – NBC 6 South Florida

911 Operators Tell All: 29 of the Dumbest Calls They've Ever Received

Meet Mr. Subway 2008 | The Smoking Gun

Police: Man called 911 to report sandwich - UPI.com

Join me for two tales about greasy perverts who wreaked havoc at their favourite fast food joint!

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Peeping Tom Banned from 1,200 McDonald's Restaurants

Sukhbir Singh Banned From Every McDonalds In England And Wales For Spying On Women Using Toilets | HuffPost Latest News

Voyeur films police officers using McDonald's toilets and after arrest tells them 'I was checking whether police needed p****** power' | Daily Mail Online

It's the last episode of 2022, so you know what that means... We're going to get into some sloppy shit!!! Happy Poo Year everybody!!

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Man allegedly defecates in grocery store freezer, woman accidentally puts hand in it while reaching for pizza rolls

Human Waste Sought In Vile Market Act | The Smoking Gun

Alleged Pizza Roll Pooper Apprehended After Oklahoma Grocery Store Incident | HuffPost Weird News

Man allegedly defecates in grocery store freezer; Woman accidentally puts hand in it while reaching for pizza rolls | WKRN News 2

Brenda Schumann Allegedly Poops On Floor After Finding Husband With Other Woman | HuffPost Weird News

"I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?"

'Hot diarrhea' dumped on random women's head by disturbed homeless man

Homeless man threw bucket of hot diarrhea over woman | Daily Mail Online

I decided to release this episode of the Luna Bin to the general public cause my bro Jack Luna and I had such a great time making it! Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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A cheapskate gets creative, when he doesn't wanna pay for his meal...

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Man released rat into Borneo Bistro restaurant to avoid paying £7.25 bill | Daily Mail Online

Rat in restaurant: Christopher Baker pleads guilty | Borneo Bistro | news.com.au — Australia’s leading news site

Man Releases Pet Rat In Sunderland Restaurant In Attempt To Get Free Valentine's Day Meal | HuffPost UK News

A Man Released a Rat in a Restaurant to Get Out of a $10 Bill and the Owner Called for His Death

Join me for some strange incidents... with even stranger people.

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Woman Arrested For Making Meth Inside South Tulsa Walmart

Woman caught making meth inside Walmart: 'I was too broke to buy the chemicals' | Daily Mail Online

Cops: Man, 22, Threw Semen On Walmart Shopper | The Smoking Gun

Pervert admits to throwing his semen on 'hot' female shopper at Delaware Wal-Mart | Daily Mail Online

Man who hid $100+ worth of Walmart steaks in his pants is busted on moped, Nash Co. deputies say

Man shoves $100 worth of Walmart steaks down pants, flees on moped

Join me as we meet two people who took late fees to the next level...

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Oklahoma woman finds she was charged with a FELONY 20 years ago for not returning VHS tape in 1999 | Daily Mail Online

How Tom Green helped the 'Freddy Got Fingered' guy after his arrest | CBC Radio

Man arrested for not returning 2002 VHS copy of ‘Freddy Got Fingered’

Man Arrested for Not Returning 14-Year Overdue VHS Tape | Time

Man arrested over 14-year-late VHS of Freddy Got Fingered: 'For the first time I got put in handcuffs' | National Post

Oklahoma woman finds she was charged with a FELONY 20 years ago for not returning VHS tape in 1999 | Daily Mail Online

Crime and sandwiches... Join me for a delicious deep dive into this crumby combo!

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Police: Man uses wife's head as mop to clean up mess

Husband 'used wife's HEAD as mop to clean up milk in row over peanut butter and jelly sandwich' - World News - Mirror Online

Florida husband Keith Davidson used wife's head as a mop to clean up spilled milk | Daily Mail Online

Human Mop: Man Arrested for Using Wife's Head to Clean Up Mess

Man pulls knife on brother in dispute over PB&J sandwich - CBS News

Iowa man arrested after fight over PB&J sandwiches

Man pulled knife on his brother in fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches | Daily Mail Online

Asheville cops responding to complaint play slip 'n slide | Daily Mail Online

Join me for 2 crimes about stinky cocks.. i mean socks!

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York schoolgirl is robbed of her shoes and socks | Yorkshire Post

Robber steals schoolgirl's shoes and socks | The Northern Echo

Man who robbed York school girls of their shoes acted on fetish, court told | York Press

Dean Smith: Bank robber gave cashier name and address | Metro News

Bank robber Dean Smith jailed after giving Barclays his address - BBC News

OAP offers armed but inept man attempting to rob bank £20 to leave - Wales Online

A relationship goes sour due to one man's fragile ego, jealousy and paranoia...

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Coercive control - Women’s Aid

My evil boyfriend slept handcuffed to me and smelt my knickers to make sure I wasn’t cheating on him - but I am finally free | The Sun

Controlling boyfriend sniffed his girlfriend's knickers and handcuffed himself to her | Daily Mail Online

Abuser walks free from court after months of torment for girlfriend | Wigan Today

Man smelt girlfriend's knickers and handcuffed himself to her at night to make sure she wasn't cheating - Mirror Online

Two bozos find themselves in trouble with the law, while showing off for their ladies...

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Man, 26, stages knife attack 'to impress his potential girlfriend' during romantic date in the woods | Daily Mail Online

Man Stages Fake Attack to Impress Date, Police Say - ABC News

Man stages knife attack to impress his date; it doesn’t work

Florida Man Says He Tried to 'Show Off' on First Date With High-Speed Police Chase

First Date Bust | The Smoking Gun

Motorcyclist Jailed For Trying To Impress First Date With High-Speed Police Chase | The Smoking Gun

First Date Ends With High-Speed Police Chase | The Smoking Gun

Join me as we meet two criminals who broke the law, by breaking wind...

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Woman pulls out knife and threatens to stab fellow shopper | Daily Mail Online

Serial shoplifter arrested after farting in a police officer's face | Daily Mail Online

Man jailed for 34 months after farting in police officer's face | Metro News

Robber FARTED in police officer's face when he was arrested

Accused Gas Passer Now Free As The Wind | The Smoking Gun

Woman Arrested After Gas Leak At Dollar General | The Smoking Gun

Woman pulls knife on man after he complained she 'farted loudly'

Woman pulls out knife and threatens to stab fellow shopper | Daily Mail Online

Court cuts loose woman accused of passing gas, pulling knife

Woman pulls knife on man who complained about her flatulence in a Florida dollar store – New York Daily News

A young man taunts a train company on Twitter, while riding the rails for free...

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Man avoids prosecution after paying back £43,000-worth of train fares | Rail transport | The Guardian

NYC man killed in subway turnstile remembered as 'loving' dad

Fare dodger handed £1,250 fine after taunting South West Trains with tweets saying 'catch me if you can' | The Sun

Man goads South West Trains with 'catch me if you can' | Daily Mail Online

“Catch me if you can”: Fare dodger goaded South West Trains for a year on Twitter | Bournemouth Echo

Fare dodger Richard Ruddy goaded South West Trains for a year on Twitter | Dorset Echo

Poole Tourism - Official Poole Tourist Information

When two men discover their buddy is dead, they decide to go out and paint the town red...

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Two men took friend's corpse to strip club - so they could use his ATM card to buy drinks | Daily Mail Online

Robert Young and Jeffrey Jarrett: Man claims he thought friend was drunk | Daily Mail Online

Men who went on spending spree with friend's body sentenced | Toronto Sun

Death Joyride Suspect: It Was No 'Weekend At Bernie's' - CBS Colorado

'Weekend at Bernie's'? Not so, says bar-hopping man who drove around with dead friend

Men who went on spending spree with friend's corpse jailed | Daily Mail Online

A Pedal Pub Pilot's partying poses problems...

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Several people hurt after 'pedal pub' crash in Atlanta - YouTube

Pedal tavern company responds to safety concerns

History Of The Pedal Tavern - Tour De Tavern

Pedal Pub crash in Midtown Atlanta | Driver arrested DUI | 11alive.com

Pedal pub driver charged with DUI in Midtown crash, police say

Atlanta: 'Party bike' overturns on street leaving 15 injured | Metro News

Fifteen people are injured, two critically, after open air 'mobile bar' rolls over in Atlanta | Daily Mail Online

Drunken man nearly gets killed after stumbling off Pedal Tavern in Nashville and falling into a car | Daily Mail Online

After a hard night of partying, two goofballs awaken to a surprise in their apartment...

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2138246/Tourists-fined-stealing-penguin-drunken-raid-Australian-Sea-World.html#comments

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/british-tourists-fined-for-stealing-penguin-1.712637

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-17919847

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-17724513

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ji0nJ6pttjg

Nothing ruins a dining experience quicker than a hair on your plate. Especially if it's short and curly...

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https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/diner-sprinkles-pubic-hair-food-22618735#comments-wrapper

Disgusting moment diners 'sprinkle pubic hair into food' before refusing to pay for their £70 meal | Daily Mail Online

Restaurant CCTV catches man 'sprinkling his own pubic hair over food' - before complaining - Manchester Evening News

Fraudster Lee Tyers, 40, jailed for planting his PUBIC HAIR in curry to avoid £40 bill in Middlesbrough | Daily Mail Online

Lee Tyers put pubic hair in curry to get free meal: Fraudster is jailed for two weeks - Mirror Online

Man jailed for sprinkling pubic hair on curry to avoid payment | The Independent | The Independent

Join me for 3 tails about turds!

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Lighting dog poop on neighbors porch yields arson charge in Greeley – The Denver Post

Flaming poo prank results in charges - UPI.com

Flaming bag of poop case ends with firebug avoiding more prison time - pennlive.com

18-year-old charged with felony arson for flaming bag of feces - pennlive.com

Man jailed after reportedly leaving flaming bag of dog poop on front porch

Poo perpetrator’s pollution peeves pupils | Otago Daily Times Online News

Otago Daily Times - Posts | Facebook

Eye out at school now for dog poo dumpers | Otago Daily Times Online News

Join your boy as he tackles some questions from you... the listeners!!

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A little dude creates some big problems...

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'It's a tall man's world,' says the 47-inch sneak thief | The Independent | The Independent

Britain's shortest thief is at it again as he is convicted for the second time in THREE days | Daily Mail Online

Mini crimewave: The dwarf burglar who squeezed through tiny holes to help gang steal scrap metal | Daily Mail Online

Little pest Lee Kildare in bother yet again - Chronicle Live

Dwarf criminal Lee Kildare threatened police with baseball bat | Metro News

Join me for some sinning at the cemetery!!

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https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/world-news/electric-toothbrush-masturbator-arrested-after-23029836

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4754824/Kentucky-man-charged-unearthing-grandmother-s-grave.html#comments

https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/Womans-grave-found-dug-up-15-years-after-death---437768683.html

https://nypost.com/2017/08/02/man-helps-friend-dig-up-dead-grandma-to-steal-her-bling-cops/

https://www.tag24.com/world/australian-old-arrested-for-masturbating-in-a-cemetery-with-an-electric-toothbrush-1728811

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8961283/Pervert-pleasured-toothbrush-completely-naked-cemetery-Adelaide-Hills.html

Say what you want about today's softcore scumbag, but this guy knows how to have a good time!!

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7230025/Cat-burglar-Home-invader-took-pet-accomplice-break-in.html#comments

https://www.oregonlive.com/pacific-northwest-news/2019/07/oregon-man-in-onesie-cat-named-spaghetti-found-hiding-in-crawl-space-during-home-burglary.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/galleries/JHR5AIN5YNCGFKKRULVLJMT2WE/

https://www.koin.com/news/crime/a-burglar-a-christmas-onesie-a-cat-named-spaghetti/

Camels, truckers, testicles and a crazy Florida woman...

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https://nypost.com/2019/09/23/woman-bites-camels-testicles-in-bizarre-truckstop-showdown/

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/article_e046c5fc-dd5c-11e9-ba1e-8fc42923739b.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5mhdAQ7G4Q

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7492589/Woman-bites-camels-genitals-escape-animal-sat-truck-Stop-Louisiana.html

https://landline.media/tiger-truck-stops-animal-dynasty-comes-to-an-end/

Join me for 2 very different crimes about huge weiners...

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https://www.thelocal.at/20140714/giant-sausage-stolen-in-the-night/

https://www.thelocal.at/20140718/mystery-of-the-stolen-sausage-solved/

https://www.thedailymeal.com/austria-thief-steals-giant-man-sized-sausage/71514

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10006451/man-shoplifting-bulge-big-penis/

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/27/man-with-10-inch-penis-accused-of-shoplifting-because-of-suspicious-bulge-10820682/

A wedding gets outta control when the caterer adds some extra "herbs" and spices to the dishes...

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https://www.cnn.com/2022/04/21/us/florida-bride-caterer-charged-marijuana-food/index.html

https://people.com/crime/florida-bride-and-caterer-arrested-after-wedding-guests-allegedly-get-sick-from-marijuana-laced-food/

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/juliareinstein/florida-bride-arrest-weed-wedding-food

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMEIst3mwKo

A couple of dopy drug dealers turn themselves in, after getting too high on their own supply...

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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jan/21/idaho-men-driving-high-marijuana-call-police

https://metro.co.uk/2016/01/21/weed-smokers-got-so-high-they-handed-themselves-in-because-of-paranoia-5635760/

https://www.insideedition.com/14226-dumb-and-dumber-two-drug-dealers-dial-911-in-hilarious-call-and-give-themselves-up

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3412294/911-call-two-paranoid-pot-smugglers-admitted-transporting-20lb-marijuana.html

When a woman meets a man in a crowded night club, you'll never believe what she "snatches" from him...

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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/rolex-theft-case-crumbles-274835

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6595017/Woman-caught-hiding-four-stolen-Rolexes-worth-108-000-inside-vagina.html

http://thesmokinggun.com/file/rolex-case-dropped?page=1

http://www.scottishwatches.co.uk/2019/01/16/woman-snatches-4-rolex-watches/

When these drunk drivers are caught in the act, they are simply not willing to accept defeat...

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https://www.lohud.com/story/news/crime/2014/11/03/cops-man-charged-eating-dwi-evidence/18431311/

https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/2014/11/04/paper-chaser-police-say-man-tries-eat-dwi-test/18497607/

http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/drunk-driving/halloween-toilet-paper-flasher-896542

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3305673/DUI-suspect-eats-toilet-paper-attempt-foil-police-breathalyzer-test-fails-it.html

https://www.kcci.com/article/police-man-eats-toilet-paper-in-attempt-to-avoid-owi/6913969#

Slimy scumbags give ridiculous reasons for committing crazy crimes...

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https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Married+man+convicted+of+kerb-crawling.-a0337751238

https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/local-news/man-caught-prostitute-told-police-5317856

https://www.expressandstar.com/news/2013/07/25/walsall-kerb-crawler-in-soup-over-tomato-excuse/

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/07/26/muhammad-ikhlaq-prostitute-tomatoes_n_3658233.html

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2011/05/27/couple-charged-with-burglarizing-south-st-paul-home/

Two tails of literal cat burglars...

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https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35859813

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3500962/New-Zealand-cat-exclusively-steals-underwear-socks-neighbours.html#comments

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10337799/Keith-kleptomaniac-cat-terrorises-neighbourhood-Christchurch-New-Zealand.html#comments

https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/127333019/kleptomaniac-cat-keith-the-thief-moves-from-pinching-work-boots-to-narcotics#comments

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/dec/23/cat-burglar-new-zealand-pet-steals-bong-bag-of-white-powder-and-lacy-underwear

Some things just weren't meant to go on a pizza...

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2766728/I-didnt-order-topping-Takeaway-worker-caught-rubbing-GENITALS-pizza-annoyed-order-came-just-end-shift.html#comments

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/pizza-scrotum-topping

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/revolting/pizza-scrotum-prank-908732

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/oc-deputy-gets-probation-community-service-for-pepper-spraying-teens-pizza/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2384738/Sheriffs-deputy-arrested-secretly-pepper-spraying-teens-pizza-routine-traffic-stop.html#comments

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-deputy-pepper-sprayed-pizza-20130802-story.html

We follow some thieves with commitment issues...

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https://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/repentant-thief-returns-stolen-items-along-with-50-to-pay-for-broken-screen-door/article4456423/

https://nationalpost.com/news/canada/guelph-police

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ontario-thief-returns-stolen-goods-leaves-50-for-damages-1.1287376

https://kitchener.ctvnews.ca/young-thieves-in-guelph-return-belongings-apologize-1.686800

Two dudes with sticky fingers (literally) steal vibrators and dildos...

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https://nypost.com/2022/01/06/man-steals-sex-toys-threatens-to-stab-adult-store-worker-report/

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/file/autoblow-robber

https://www.sexyland.com.au/products/master-series-pleasure-fister-textured-fisting-glove#judgeme_product_reviews

https://www.pressreader.com/australia/nt-news/20210210/281565178453413

https://www.ntnews.com.au/subscribe/news/1/?sourceCode=NTWEB_WRE170_a_GGL&dest=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ntnews.com.au%2Ftruecrimeaustralia%2Fpolice-courts%2Fserial-sex-shop-thief-fronts-court-for-stealing-dildo-foreplay-costume%2Fnews-story%2F00e7f27765a8b065a0b87f478ceaf2e2&memtype=anonymous&mode=premium&offerset=nt_truecrime_premium

Two weirdos "get off" on clogging up women's restrooms...

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https://japantoday.com/category/crime/police-officer-arrested-for-repeatedly-clogging-women%E2%80%99s-toilets-in-convenience-stores

https://mustsharenews.com/japanese-cop-clogged-toilets/

https://soranews24.com/2019/10/02/police-officer-arrested-for-repeatedly-clogging-womens-toilets-watching-them-get-upset-about-it/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7205747/Serial-toilet-clogger-gets-150-days-bars-three-years-probation-criminal-damage.html

https://www.sheboyganpress.com/story/news/2019/07/01/sheboygan-toilet-clogger-sentenced-probation-150-days-jail/1569553001/

Two morons manage to mess up their marriages before even making it to the altar...

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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texan-man-robs-bank-day-wedding-pay-ring-venue-police-n1063286

https://www.newser.com/story/281395/day-before-wedding-woman-tells-fiance-to-turn-himself-in.html

https://heavy.com/news/2019/10/heath-bumpous/

https://www.weddingclub.com.au/inspiration/other/blogs-other/groom-who-called-in-fake-bomb-threat-gets-sentenced-to-one-year-in-jail

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2471514/Bomb-threat-groom-failed-book-wedding-venue-jailed.html#comments

When meth is involved, things are bound to get messy!

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https://www.bendbulletin.com/localstate/crimeandjustice/man-gets-days-for-resisting-arrest-during-naked-jog/article_b5ed6d78-16d8-11ea-a804-4f227506ccb6.html

https://www.oregonlive.com/crime/2019/12/naked-jogger-on-meth-who-taunted-eluded-oregon-cops-sentenced-to-60-days-in-jail.html

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/16/558147669/florida-man-awarded-37-500-after-cops-mistake-glazed-doughnut-crumbs-for-meth

https://nypost.com/2017/10/16/man-gets-settlement-after-cops-mistake-krispy-kremes-for-meth/

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/naked-man-walking-through-ariz-walmart-carrying-meth-arrested/456143452

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4682204/Man-arrested-walking-naked-Arizona-Walmart.html#comments

Two tales of lousy litterbugs with revenge on their minds...

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https://www.barbertonherald.com/2021/07/27/clocking-overtime-police-nab-serial-litterbug/

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/ny-couple-man-has-tossed-used-cups-in-our-yard-for-3-years/3005517/

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/ny-upstate-new-york-man-tossed-used-coffee-cups-couple-yard-three-years-20210420-7lnjl2e3wvgaxovw7wqmeampnm-story.html

https://buffalonews.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/someone-tossed-used-coffee-cups-onto-a-lake-view-lawn-for-three-years-until-police/article_91971dbc-9eb7-11eb-b6a6-2fcd1bceef1d.html

Furry felines keep mysteriously disappearing then reappearing... with shitty haircuts.

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Cat mystery in Virginia as cats are being shaved | Daily Mail Online

A Serial Shaver Is Terrorizing Cats in Virginia

Police hunt weirdo serial cat shaver who's targeted as many as TEN Ginger moggies around Tonbridge

Serial cat clipper feared to be on the loose with pets returning home SHAVED - Mirror Online

Jack The Clipper: Serial cat-shaver strikes again in Minchinhampton | Stroud News and Journal

Cotswolds cat shaver who's been shaving cats in a string of random attacks | Daily Mail Online

Fear 'mystery cat shaver' strikes again after more hairless pets found - Gloucestershire Live

Fur thief stealing and SHAVING cats hunted by police - Mirror Online

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https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/accidental-car-theft-1998-winnipeg-1.5088345?fbclid=IwAR3wUOWw7JHdvucYZuooTN-4T_BwaWj28aoJjZggHz2uES9bs_wm110ihlY

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6912007/Man-accidentally-stole-car-21-years-ago-buy-Slurpees-searches-vehicles-owner.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/04/11/canadian-man-accidentally-stole-car-took-it-slurpee-run-years-later-he-wants-apologize/

https://globalnews.ca/news/4324888/cornwall-woman-takes-car-for-accidental-two-week-joyride/

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jul/10/canada-woman-accidentally-steals-car-for-two-weeks

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Petty crimes at 7- Eleven involving their signature drink... The Slurpee!!

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It's the last episode of the year which means yuh buoy is gonna talk some shit, literally...

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Merry Christmas everyone! Here is an example of what you can hear over on patreon. This is Episode 03 of The Luna Bin. Enjoy!!

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A creepy cuck steals snuggles at the supermarket...

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4 Mississippi meatheads break out of jail, only to break right back in on the same night...

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Two thieves leave some incriminating evidence behind at the scene...

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This episode is a home run. Some might even call it a grand slam...

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Two thieves take a nap at the worst possible time...

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Two thugs find out the hard way that you should never underestimate an old lady.

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A tale about Edward Scissorhands... if he were obsessed with dicks.

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3 softcore crimes involving bad asses and baloney sandwiches...

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A man masturbates...with manure.

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https://www.huffpost.com/entry/david-truscott_n_4269761

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/david-truscott-mucky-pervert-who-1873004

https://www.standard.co.uk/hp/front/pervert-with-fetish-for-cow-manure-is-locked-up-6384125.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cornwall-27643702

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2644641/Man-manure-fetish-jailed-eight-year-vendetta-against-farmer-banned-rolling-naked-cowpats.html

An elderly man robs a bank to get some time away from his old lady..

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https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/09/08/rather-be-in-jail-70-year-old-man-robs-bank-to-get-arrested-and-away-from-wife-police-say/

https://nypost.com/2017/06/14/man-who-robbed-bank-to-get-away-from-wife-sentence-to-home-confinement/

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-man-who-robbed-a-bank-to-get-away-from-his-wife

Beer + boredom = bad decisions...