The Bert Show

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Abby has beef with the Met Gala, but the last thing we expected was for her to drop a diss track! Listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Every industry has a dark side, right? Kristin will highlight airlines next. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We All Have A Lot To Get Off Our Chest About Last Night's Met Gala Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

They were at the airport together, so why did he get on the plane and leave his wife behind? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can learn life lessons anywhere. Abby just learned one on her hot girl stroller walks?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are These Rap Beefs In Hip Hop Getting Out Of Hand? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We Might Have Found Love Across The Pond For One Bert Show Member Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Is One Of The Scariest Things Bert Has Ever Seen Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She sees the mom at baseball flirting with her husband, and now she thinks the husband might be having an affair with her. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time for a foreign language pop quiz with stakes muy grande! Who's got a better grip on the language they've been studying: Moe with Spanish or Producer Keity with French? Ca va? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She met this dude in a dating app two weeks ago, and now the dude wants to be exclusive. Big ol red flag, right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kristin's not good at two things, setting people up on dates and smudging. We address her recent failure, and it has everything to do with smudging! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Commencement speeches used to be so motivational, but now some of these speakers showing up completely hammered. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Someone Broke The Golden Rule At The Met Gala Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

You can only choose one, love or respect. Where are you going? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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One Bert Show member is so stressed, she almost messed up a really important thing in her relationship. She wants to make sure you don’t make the same mistake.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can You Decipher The Meaning Of These Kids' Creative Terms?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She ruined the dress for her best friend's wedding that was over the weekend. How did the wedding turn out? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert's excited about his new phase in life, but there a lot of things he's learning starting with handwork. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is it disrespectful to have a crush while you're dating someone else? We discuss... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is this man wrong for going off on women who took too long in the restroom? We debate!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She currently lives in NC, but she's considering making a big change. Should she go for the move to Atlanta or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're putting Moe and Abby on the spot! How well will they do at calling the Kentucky Derby?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mother's Day is coming up, and Moe has a rap for all the moms listening to the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can We Accomplish Our Superficial Bucket List In A Week? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of Kristin’s neighbors needed to enter witness protection after the crows in her neighborhood keep coming for her! What's the latest update, we have one! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She lied to her parents about her post-grad plans. Did she come clean over the weekend?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We've Finally Found An Attainable Celeb Crush For Abby!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Abby TOO Excited About The Met Gala Today? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Producer Jackson has a list of unethical life hacks. They’re useful, but use ‘em at your own risk.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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From not liking Beyoncé to not owning an iPhone, these are the most superficial reasons people won't date someone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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She ruined the dress for her best friend's wedding...and it's THIS WEEKEND. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Bless Your Heart: one of us almost looked like a huge idiot and was thisclose to paying a lot of money because of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are you allowed to say your partner is unattractive? One woman called in...and it's literally the most refreshing and most cringe call we've had in recent history. Our jaws were on the FLOOR. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abby just put the guys of The Bert Show on the spot about the things she's said this past week...and the loser is gonna have to face some very unpleasant consequences. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abby does NOT want the guys in studio to know this term, and she is hella embarrassed by it. But is it as bad as she thinks it is?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abby's hosting a dating event at a bar...and needs ideas on how to get people to talk IRL instead of just on apps! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This Bert Show member wants to ask their high school crush turned best friend out...but is it worth risking the friendship over? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her parents think that she's taking a job here after graduation, but in reality - she's lying to them. She's moving to NYC with her boyfriend (who they don't *love*) and she's gotta break the news to them this weekend! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We'll PAY you to call us and confess: your social media life is *perfect* but in reality, your life is falling apart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If your husband's secret mistress from work emailed you...would you respond, or ignore it and think it was fake? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does the Bert Show's future look like? The good, the bad, the ugly. They have a tarot card reader coming in, and they'll tell you everything that she's telling them for the first time! Will Kristin's family grow? Did Cassie do something to deserve all her bad luck? Kaylie from Tiger Moon Mystic will tell us! Follow her on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When do you butt in and when do you back off because it's none of your business? The world is watching one celeb struggle...or is she really struggling? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were talking about our weekend plans (shout out to Atlanta United - Bert will be at the game this weekend!) and then we started going down memory lane about our favorite concerts...and some of our answers might surprise you. Like...Abby's fave concert is NOT Taylor Swift and someone who you wouldn't expect was in a MOSH PIT?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Our producer Keity has a beef that she's been holding onto and it's finally time for her to address it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why Are Men REFUSING To Approach Women In Public?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She Went Off At A Comedy Show For Allegedly Being Blackballed From The Industry Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What do moms really want for Mother's Day? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would You Be Turned Off If You Discovered This On Your Man? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She wants dirt on her neighbor. And we’ve got the dirt on her neighbor.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bert has one request of Atlanta. Will they hear him out or not? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does the Bert Show's future look like? The good, the bad, the ugly. They have a tarot card reader coming in, and they'll tell you everything that she's telling them for the first time! Will Moe's relationship work out? What does Bert's career future hold? Will Abby find the ONE? Kaylie from Tiger Moon Mystic will tell us! Follow her on Instagram! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Kentucky Derby is this Saturday. Real horse name or fake horse name? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What would you do if your man tricked you and swapped out your ring for a knock off without you knowing? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's follow up Thursday - you tell us a storyline that you want an update on, and we do the research! On this Follow Up Thursday, her man has a secret instagram account where he was cheating (we caught him red handed!)...did she marry him anyway? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She found her boyfriend on Tinder, but some of the details didn't match up when we tried to take him down with our Tinder Takedown. Turns out...it's his FRIEND that has been using his pic to catfish other women! We find out what happened after he confronted him... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He cut off half of his friends after he had surgery...because they did this? Did he make the right call? We're a show divided. Listen to Moe & Keity on In The Moement - free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Too long, we know there's trouble in paradise. But what about when it's short and sweet. What does it REALLY say about your relationship? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the infantilization of women, and some people think that women who like it are setting ALL women back. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One Bert Show member was the only guy in a group of women...and then things went sideways. What should he have done in this situation?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Full Show PT 2: Wednesday, May 1 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He had 24 hours to come up with a diss track directed right at Bert! What did @ImMoeMitch come up with?! Click here to listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He told her he has a MAX body count for the girl he's willing to date. Her number exceeds that number...should she continue to date him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kendrick Lamar Dropped Savage Drake Diss Track  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's a good woman. She's spirited. And she just wants to find herself a good man! We're talking of course about Bert’s ex-wife! We wanna set her up on a date...could that be you? Submit yourself here: https://thebertshow.com/datemyexwife/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This story gets cringier by the second! @theabbymurphy has an update on her acquaintance who is having a lingerie shower hosted by her mother-in-law! It got even crazier: Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Can you really talk to a troll? Bert wants to have a real conversation with controversial commenters. Why are you the way you are?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her manager was hooking up with three employees who WANTED to expose him but instead? Slept with him again. What happened next in this sexy saga?! Get the update! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Kristin came to the table with a family meeting, we were surprised...but had no idea she was going to announce THIS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of #AAPIHeritageMonth, Producer Jackson is here with a list of things NOT to say to Asian people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She is doing boy sobriety a little bit differently this summer! Wanna join @theabbymurphy with her 'Dream Girl Detox'? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This #TinderTakedown came with a TWIST! We theorized that someone must have been impersonating her man on the apps...but today? We're confirming our suspicion! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So, we couldn't make @theabbymurphy's celebrity crush a reality...but ANYTHING can happen on livejournal! We wrote some angsty, romantic fanfiction! Do you ship Abby & Riley? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

His dog passed away and he immediately wants to get a new one! Is this a big mistake? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

She's been dating a guy for four months who is PERFECT on every level except for one...he won't stop farting and he finds it HILARIOUS. Would you keep dating him? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All Moe wanted to do was support his friend's dreams...so, why did he find himself onstage SINGING?! Do you know the lyrics to #BohemianRhapsody? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is The Age Gap In Anne Hathaway’s New Movie Cringey?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Full Show PT 2: Tuesday, April 30 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of her friends is considering wearing WHITE to all her wedding festivities! It's not on the actual wedding...does she still have a right to feel upset? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He's got a bone to pick with his family tree! Bert does everything right health wise...so, why is he still having to deal with so many doctors? He'll explain. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Britney Spears Is Allegedly In Danger Of Going Broke!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wanna know what's happening in the kitchen in the back when you're sitting at Chili's? Well, you're gonna find out after Kristin spills the dark side of the food industry! Click here to listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wanna date Bert’s Ex-Wife! Well, keep listening because it could be your reality! We’re setting her up live on air! + One of Bert’s friends is in the hot seat in a major way after his lady found THIS in a folder on his phone! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recently Kristin was purging her closet and realized there were still some items she wasn't able to let go...do you have anything like that in storage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Women In Korea Are Revolting Against Men!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Her brother planned a birthday party for his wife on her graduation day...does she have a right to feel upset about it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Abby had to wait eight weeks to land a reservation at the swanky new restaurant in midtown! Was it worth it? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices