Athletico Mince

Short but sweet, it’s another selection from Peter’s joke book, from episodes 82 to 113… dog dirt.

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Young England lads on the town, Talksport, Dom, Roy, Geordie Heat, and much more…

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Kings Cross, foil, Harry’s barbecue, sleep, party foods, zombies, and more. (Released via Club Parsnips in April 2023)

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Crisps, writing on hearts, Hunt vs Sugar, egg escape, a Pearson/McCarthy coffee shop trip, and much more. (Full version released 31/3/23)

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A collection of Mick’s visits to the studio from episode 57 to 110. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Historical fear, Harry’s Farm, skip talk, a door, Eddie and Amanda Baby visit the Beardsleys, and Dom pods. (Full version released 28/2/23)

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A compilation of the antics of Harry Kane and his pals from episode 68 to 93. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Fancy trousers, hose connectors, a happy song, a Rubik’s cube, custard, and so much more. (Rec: 30/1/23)

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A compilation of Sean Dyche’s motivational WAVs from episode 106 until September 2022. (Originally released via Club Parsnips)

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Doctor tactics, slipper chat, ray gun repair, a Dyche WAV, regal scatter cushions, Peter’s 2022 Christmas message, and more. (Rec: 20/12/22)

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Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episodes 105 to 117. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR... (Released 30/7/22)

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Football, aftershave, driveways, telly, cream, Tyne crime, Dom, the EFT gang, and soap. (Rec: 29/11/22)

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From episodes 91-103, Peter and Carol receive a visitor, we learn about their wedding day, legal issues, a shopping trip and more… (first issued to Club Parsnips members in May 2022)

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A country music remix, a lunch club update, a showbiz centre visit, resin bonded driveways, air frying, gut health, and nonsense pottery. (Rec: 27/10/22)

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Categorised items, Peter’s van, anti-woke Lawro, test drives, Geordie Heat, telly pitches, and more. (26/9/22)

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A compilation of tapes, mp3s and WAVs acquired by Bob between August 2019 and August 2021. (Rec: 21/3/22)

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A stamping duck, a scary camping trip, Geordie Heat, a Littlepod, a listen to Talksport, and much more. (Rec: 30/8/22)

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A compilation of episodes featuring crime on the Tyne… (first released to Club Parsnips members in Feb 2022)

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To celebrate his return to management, here’s a round-up of Roy’s appearances from Mince 86 all the way to Parsnips 19.

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Fresh blood for Geordie Heat, pre-season Lawro, a distance quiz, hot Scholes, Steve and Casper at home, and a Milky call. (Rec: 20/7/22)

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An emotional hotel, machine talk, Mr Sting’s Alexa problem, treadmill friction, Cliff’s croissants, and some Littlepodding.

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Here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68… ciao bella!

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Plasterboard fixings, Crime Files, Roy returns, Martin visits a mouse, a showbiz centre call, the shipping forecast, and a Scottish Tale.

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Country music, run flat tyres, Lord Bamford, Lawro at Wimbledon, the BMLC, and Martin visits Roy. (Rec: 28/6/22)

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A country song, some nonsense pottery, a call to the showbiz centre, Lawro commentates, and Mr Sting visits the Beardsleys. (Rec: 31/5/22)

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A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 50 to 64. (Rel: 19/10/21)

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Bob plays his cards right, topical comedy, a new Geordie Heat boss, Adrian joins in the ASMR, Martin visits Steve, and a snooker visit. (Rec: 30/4/22)

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Some high quality observing and remembering from episodes 15-31. (Rec: 31/8/21)

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Here’s a compilation of appearances by M-M-M-M-M-Martin from Homes Under The Hammer, from episodes 81 to 94. (Rec: 24/6/21)

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A tale from the island, Eddie visits Peter, the Secret Soccer Superstar returns, waiter ASMR, and Martin calls on Mr Sting. (Rec: 31/3/22)

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Mark Hughes updates the BMLC, a farming quiz, Lawro in Venezuela, Howe visits Hunt, and Dom’s fog egg. (Rec: 28/2/22)

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A tip upgrade, Geordie Heat, Martin’s new sidekick, waiter ASMR, and some unidents. (Rec: 28/1/22)

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A Hot Derek manager interception, festive Omsk, Martin visits Talksport, a quiz, unidents and more. (Rec: 26/11/21)

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Chocolate, country, group names, McCarthy v Pearson, mammals, Geordie Heat, a showbiz centre call, and Talksport.

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A chucked tin of peaches, Mark visits Peter, watching a fire, socks, East Or West, and lots more. (Rec: 28/10/21)

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A bit that might not have worked, unidents, Dom, Mr Sting’s graffiti, Adrian’s birthday, and pain relief. (Rec: 19/9/21)

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Here's a compilation of some Crime Files stories, from episode 91 to 102. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

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A lockdown poem, a Warhammer quiz, a Talksport tape, ‘Cash or Cheque’, a Slaughters/Hunt encounter, and the perfect unident? (Rec: 30/8/21)

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Some country music, a vague levy, a new Phil Jones trailer, a card game, Geordie Heat, and more.

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Here’s more of Steve and Casper’s crazy antics from episode 45 to 83…

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Peter’s rap, Geordie Heat, unidents, Steve and Wade, Dom’s beautiful song, and more. (Rec: 30/7/21)

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Lockdown Gary, England camp spying, a Beardsley update, and Lawro’s shapes. (Rec: 28/6/21)

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From episodes 75-88. A visit from Mark, how the Beardsley’s met, a visit to Carol’s sister, a trip to hospital, the gas man cometh, and more.

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Lockdown poetry, Ron Craggs’ camper van, Geordie Heat, Roy plans his future, the podcast becomes fully vaxxed, and we rate your unidents. (Rec: 31/5/21)

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The A19, John Cooper Sunderland, Geordie Heat, Lawro in Venezuela, and Debbie leaves the White Harts.

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The EPL captains meeting, a waterworks mantra, clown car repair, and your unidents assessed. (Rec: 29/4/21)

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A Homeowner brag, wingspan, a possible butterfly unident, more Geordie Heat, and Scholes confusion. (Rec: 29/3/21)

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A compilation of Sean Dyche’s contributions up to and including episode 97.

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Geordie Heat, Lawro, Eddie visits Steve, Mick and Santa, Dom, and more.

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Neil Hunt goes to war with a Christmas market, we get some festive WAVs and mp3s from some popular characters, and Dom returns with a Yuletide game. (Rec: 12/12/19)

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A Hot Derek, a poem, Slaughters, a gift guide, Scholes, Crime Files, Beatles chat, and more.

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Mick’s furnace, dead hand cheese, Roy’s contract plans, bacteria, giant problems, and more. (Rec: 27/2/21)

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Tinned meat, Klopp v Dyche, influencing, a row at the Beardsley’s and more. (Rec: 29/10/21)

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A turkey stew, Geordie Heat, smoke, Steve and Casper sing, medal woe, and Martin visits the Beardsleys.

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A wide range of terrifying South African experiences from episodes 57 to 87.

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A diverted journey, golden hornets, wrestlers, Steve and Casper, the DomPod, and rumours.

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Peter raps again, a smoke game, Harry considers his future, Lawro’s transports, and observation comedy returns.

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Peter listens to Talksport, Bob visits Teesside, plus an energy beast, your questions, a quiz and more. (Rec: 31/10/20)

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A round-up of Bob’s various encounters with the Alderman and his gang from episode 32 to 51.

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A compilation of Roy Hodgson's visits to see us from episode 70 to 85...

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Steve and Casper visit Asda, the White Harts clean their teeth, Lawro is in the bedroom, and we answer some of your questions. (Rec: Sep 2020)

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An emergency BMLC meeting, Mick at the chippy, Lawro’s pasta, the White Harts convene, a DomPod, and Adrian Lewis rates his takeaway.

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Lockdown poetry, hairstyles, Slaughters Zoom, Nigel Pearson, Mrs Beardsley’s new beau, and more. (Rec: May 2020)

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Here’s the further adventures of Steve and Casper from episode 24 to 43… 

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A footballer’s home, a Warhammer quiz, fresh Geordie Heat, more DomPod alien talk, some Peter and lots more.

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A compilation of Bob’s reports on the Spurs gang’s activities from episodes 29 to 49.

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A new police show, Lawro’s boxes, moths, an audiobook studio experience, a call from Slaughters and a Scottish tale.

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Some lockdown-straddling bits from Parsnips 11 & 12 - Homeowner, Pearson, quizzing, a cinema visit, Neil Hunt and the SAS, and the Slaughters delivery service.

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Lockdown Gary, spying on the Leeds gang, fungalow roof woe, Crime Files, Scholes and Nigel Pearson’s Bristol plans.

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A compilation of Bob’s visits to spy on Adrian Lewis at the Slaughters restaurant from episodes 74 - 88.

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A compilation of the Crime Files stories, right from the start and up to episode 90. DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

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Animal backsides, a zoom with Mick, Rooney visits Hunt, Dyche, Secret Soccer Superstar, Scholes and a bit of BMLC.

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Crime Files, dust-related grieving advice, an Alderman flashback, a trip to Slaughters and loads more. (Rec: 28/1/20)

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Here’s a compilation of Andy’s encounters with Jeremy Corbyn up to episode 65...

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Some of Peter's best jokes from his joke book up to and including episode 80. There's only one Peter Beardsley...

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Beardsley, a gift quiz, Lunch Club, Lawro, Bamford, Slaughters Christmas dinner and more...

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A wav from Barry, Liam Gallagher visits Neil Hunt, Klopp raps again, Lawro's in the kitchen, and Ron Craggs is probed. (Rec: Nov 2019)

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A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 64 to 73. Including guest appearances from the Alderman and Nick Knowles. Dog dirt.

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Some bits from Athletico Parsnips episodes 6 and 7. Crime Files, Martin visits Peter, Lawro lists roads, Owen goes to Talksport, a Scottish tale and more. (Rec Sep/Oct 2019)

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Here's the origin story of Steve, Casper and the Fat Lass, from his first Mince mention up to the kitchen drama of episode 23...

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A new Sunderland song, Bielsa pays a visit, Dom Littlewood launches a podcast, plus Dyche, Scholes, and dance crazes.

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Thick drink, coach trips, White Harts and confectionery, Crime Files, Beardsley, and Andy sings again.

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Best bits of the fifth Athletico Parsnips… Crime Files visits Leeds, Martin visits a new home, we call into Slaughters, and answer some Parsnippers’ questions. (Recorded 19/08/2019)

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Poetry, baseball mice, fights, mouth abrasion, EPL, lockdown Roy, and Dyche.

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Lockdown Gary, a pottery TV show, chitty chatty and big talk, Mark has a visitor, and stolen tyres.

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Some bits from Athletico Parsnips 3 & 4… a message from Peter, visit pop-up Slaughters, Henderson, McClaren, a trip to Talksport, and a rundown from Lawro…

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Here's over an hour of Bob's beautiful, tender, and death-filled Scottish tales for you...

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A new kettle, some poetry and monkey talk, Pearson does Taken, Bob gets chitty chatty, Casper gets musical and Roy reports from his garage.

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Isolation poetry, baths, pre-lockdown meat feasting, Peter’s shop visit, Lawro’s online PE session, and lots more.

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We hear from our spy in Dubai, there’s a nonsense potter stand-off, Homeowner, Omsk, a quiz and more…

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A lip-smacking compilation of Alderman stories from the early years of Athletico Mince.

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He’s not Train Guy… or is he? Judge for yourself – here’s the best of Barry Homeowner from episodes 42 to 68…

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Some bits from the first two Athletico Parsnips episodes from last year. Beardsley, big paella, Scottish tale, recycling, Slaughters, Barry and more.

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A new Phil Jones trailer, an Argos encounter, some threats, a trip to the doctors and legal issues for the Beardsleys. Oh, and two fridges.

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A compilation of Bob’s South Africa stories from episode 38 to 56…

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A compilation of Peter Beardsley submissions from episodes 50 to 63. Dog dirt.

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Steve and his pals go out for a carvery, Jez finds a new job, we report from Leeds, and hear about the Beardsley’s wedding day.

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Penguin news, a unident, Crime Files, a Scottish tale, Martin visits Klopp, and the mangos return...

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Fun Bus; Nut Job; Get Up On The Moon; Up Into The Business Sky; Slender People; Sex Robots; Dyche Motivation WAV; Come To Sunderland; Keeping Fit; Steve Picks The Team; Klopp Hop; Two Large Mangos; Mick's Song; Mid-Head Oxbow; Fake Tan; Oh Mister Fernandes; Sunderland Girl; I’d Give It Ten Minutes; Bread Song; Supermarket Song; Drones

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