The Chrissie Swan Show

And we're not exactly sure how to feel about it... Plus, Selena Gomez receives a 9 minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival which we think is WAY too long.

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We've got another edition of Medical Monday with Dr. Preeya Alexander coming right up. This week she tries to convince us she's not a nerd but Chrissie can see very clearly through the facade. Plus, what are some of your best Op Shop finds?

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It's hard enough figuring out what you need to get to finish the look but then these videos start going at a million miles a minute and your brain explodes! 

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There's been a lot of rumours circulating recently regarding Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez's relationship. It seems they may have hit the end of the road.

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Tim Minchin, a globally recognised comedian, actor, writer, musician, poet, composer and songwriter joins Chrissie for some ‘moist’ banana bread, an impromptu Peter Allen singalong and doesn’t freak out when Chrissie bursts out in tears.

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It's time for some Sweeping Statements and this one has the team up in arms about who's right. Is it okay to recline your seat in an airplane on a short flight? Plus, we get some more awful recipe reviews.

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We finally get an address on this theory! Although, she didn't really say anything that confirmed or denied it so we're still a bit suspicious.

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Tom Brady has come out and said he will never do another roast again due to the way it has affected his kids.

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Uber has released a list of the strangest things people have left behind in an Uber and boy do we have some questions. We don't even know what half these items are! Plus, we get the fabulous Dr. Chris Brown in for a chat and a game of Stump Chrissie.

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But we might actually be fans of how bold and straight forward it is. Also, is Taylor Swift writing a musical?

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Today we dive into the retirement statement that Kris Jenner has put out. We also learn that Jack knows a little bit too much about the Kardashian family. Plus, we received a message letting us know that we were in someones dream! Now we need to know what other dreams we've been in.

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Ash Williams, stand-up comedian joins Chrissie for a chat about how they connected as friends, a rollick through an exploration of self and empathy, how to deal with pushy Russians love interests and what to do when you hate your job.

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Dr. Preeya Alexander is in again today as our resident medical professional. Today we'll be going over how to fix, or rather stop, a hangover from happening. Plus, do you have unwritten rules on Girls Trips?

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We get it if you're excited to see her in person but really? At least drop the baby off at a relatives house...

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Taylor Swift was decided to flip the script and change up the setlist on her Eras Tour. It seems as though 6 songs have been cut but 7 new songs have been added in. Plus, Justin Bieber is having a baby!!!

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Mothers Day is only 2 sleeps away and so we're talking all about mothers and what the funniest thing they've ever said was. Plus, we have a dilemma we need advice on. When you receive bad food, do you say something about it or do you just suck it up?

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On the eve of her Australian Tour, Maria Bamford, New York Times best selling author and multi award winning stand-up comedian gets into the nitty gritty of 12 step programs, making up songs about relationship counsellors and how our one true source of human connection may well just be a barista called Kimmy.

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It's surprising to hear that it's been 13 years that they've been on the show. Also, the new trailer for the next season of 'The Kardashians' is here and we have some things to discuss.

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That tigers are not female lions. Mind absolutely blown. Wait until you hear Chrissie's crazy revelation about maple syrup. Plus, it's time to hear all your unpopular opinions in our favourite weekly segment, Sweeping Statements.

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A security guard working at Drake's Toronto home has been shot. This follows the ongoing feud Drake is having with Kendrick Lamar, although we're not sure if they're connected.

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One of our favourite things to do is to read the worst reviews on a recipe on the website Taste.com. We've put together some of our recent favourites for you to enjoy! Plus, did this girl have a crazy night out with Keith Urban? Or is she maybe one too many drinks in?

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Well technically it's Met Gala Monday, but for us it's Tuesday. Let's take you through what everyone's wearing on the red carpet today.

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So good, in fact, that it seems as though Katy Perry's mother can't tell the difference between her own daughter and an AI generated image of her. We're also bringing you all the latest Met Gala goss and having a look at what everyone's wearing.

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Dave Thornton, stand up comedian, actor and radio guy joins Chrissie for a chat about cavoodles, the tragedy of the olden days and hand-made tracksuits.

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After discovering a Home & Away favourite couple have fallen in love for realsies, we found the wildest office romances around the country. Plus, it's another dose of Medical Monday with Dr Preeya!

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And Chrissie accidentally spilled the beans! And an Italian model has been fired from the Meta Gala for upstaging Kylie Jenner.

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This is ridiculous! Plus, a new round of Chrissie's Correspondence. 

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There's a new rule on The Chrissie Swan Show.

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Libby and Chrissie discuss the transformative benefits of walking.

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We are still obsessed with the Netflix show Baby Reindeer and there's a huge update on it... Plus, some truly controversial takes with Sweeping Statements.

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And we completely understand why!

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Plus, we gab about Meghan Trainor and her hubby's bold declaration.

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Plus, Barbara Streisand has made an awkward comment on Instagram.

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Plus, Chrissie's obsessed with her new sourdough starter and Nadia Bartel is in the studio.

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Plus, Joel Creasey pops in to talk Real Housewives goss!

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Jane and Chrissie talk honey soy chicken chips, bad haircuts and what you must never do when you're pregnant or in the middle of a midlife crisis.

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We're obsessed with the Netflix series Baby Reindeer - and Chrissie revealed her own stalker behaviour from back in school.

Plus, Doctor Preeya is in the studio for Medical Monday and she's answering some burning questions.

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Is the Beebs just fishing for sympathy on social media?

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It seems as though people have picked up on a connection between every fifth song in Taylor Swift’s albums. In fact Taylor herself has come out and explained the reasoning behind this connection.

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Fainting is a bit scary when you think about it. It's kind of like going to sleep without wanting to go to sleep. Let's hear some of the times you've fainted in the past and why. Plus, it's Friday Friday Fridaayyy! That means it's time to see what you have been saying about the show!

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And he's going to call it 'Yeezy P*rn'. And this is after he came out saying how much the industry has ruined his life. Also, people travelling to Milan may want to reconsider now that the city is planning on banning some top tier food items!

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We know that sounds crazy but hear us out for a second! If it's in a wrapper then surely it should be fine right? Well let's just see what your opinion are on it then. Plus, we need to talk about all these Kim Kardashian rumours we have just found the answers to!

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Seems as though The Tortured Poets Department has re-sparked the feud between Taylor Swift and Kim Kardashian. Especially with the song thanK you aIMee being a diss track about her!

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There's been quite a lot of clickbait recently surrounding the Arj Barker incident at a comedy show. We're here to get down to business and figure out the true story of what happened. We've even recruited a witness to the incident and show friend, Ally Langdon, to help solve the case.

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Neighbours just started a new storyline that people seem to be getting weirded out by. Character Dr. Karl has turned into a serial 'poo jogger'. We get the culprit himself on to explain things.

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We just missed the announcement about a whole second set of songs coming out with The Tortured Poets Department last week. Now we have to talk about it. We also get Masterchef judges Poh Ling Yeow and Jean-Christophe Novelli to come in and play a little game of guessing the Aussie slang.

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It's Kourtney Kardashian's 45th birthday today and Travis Barker has decided to celebrate the occasion by sharing a very strange picture of her online.

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IT’S FINALLY HERE!!! We couldn’t be more excited to be listening to the brand new Taylor Swift album, ‘The Tortured Poets Department’. Get ready for all things Swift today as we react to and rate some of the best songs from the album.

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We hate nothing more than the idea of being barefoot out in public. Imagine all the germs and rocks and other awful things! Also, it seems as though Bianca's feet are wrapped up in some form of bandage.

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The Tortured Poets Department is less than 24 hours away now and we couldn't be more excited!!! There have been some leaks on a Google drive though and we're not sure if we should listen or not. Plus, Jack delivers one of his most outrageous statements yet in this weeks Sweeping Statements.

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Imagine that feeling of excitement just as you're about to receive your food delivery only to find out it’s completely wrong! Plus, we need to talk about all the easter eggs Taylor Swift has been dropping about her new album recently!

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Where’s the justice for all the only children? We’re here to spread the word of not judging only children or parents that decide to only have one child. It’s an elegant choice. Plus, with only 2 more sleeps until the next Taylor Swift album, we get to speculating what it’s going to sound like!

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We took a break from the show the last few weeks and have so much catching up to do. That's why we've started a brand new segment called SMTD (So Much To Discuss) to catch up on everything that's happened. Plus, Joel Creasey joins us and talks all things about his Comedy Festival show!

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We're baaacccckkkk! Hope you didn't miss us too much during the break. Josh Thomas joins us today on the show to chat about his show, 'Let's Tidy Up'. We also have some suggestions for him to add to his playlist of songs that make gay people scream!

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Do you have a brand of mayo that you refuse to change from? We believe that everyone does and we're down to find out what the best brand of mayo is. Chrissie also tells us about the unexpectedly relaxing MRI she recently experiences. Plus, Jodi Rodgers joins us as we chat about 'Love On The Spectrum'.

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We love a good conspiracy theory, especially when it's as absurd as this Avril Lavigne theory. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for another round of Sweeping Statements!

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We're getting into the mystical arts here on The Chrissie Swan Show. Talking all about manifesting things and dreams that come true. Plus, we'll tell you exactly what you Taylor Swift Era says about you!

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Who remembers going on school trips and being billeted out to another persons family? Did you end up thinking it was the worst thing ever or did you enjoy it? We think it sounds like fresh hell! 

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We've got Jessica Mauboy joining us today and talking about her resurgence in popularity with the younger generation. Plus, we ask the important question, are chest freezers bogan?

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Who doesn't like a good kitchen appliance? I mean they literally make your food for you! But what about the kitchen appliances that you never use? Well we're here to give you some reasons for why you should wipe the dust off of it.

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We kick this one off by asking whether or not you were a personality hire? And if you were, would you be offended by that or is it a compliment? We take it to our office to find out. Plus, little kids always have the best names for things we take for granted. Who would have thought to call the aquarium a water zoo???

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A huge debate has been sparked over the correct way to eat a sandwich and what it says about you. Fear not, though, as we have the correct answer to this question for you. Plus, Geraldine Hickey joins us for a chat!

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PLUS! Swimming in the Yarra River, weird phobias, psychic predictions come true and what on EARTH did Halle Berry's doctor misdiagnose her with?!

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As if it's not bad enough we have to do it ourselves, now they want us to do it in a particular order? Plus, should laws be more lenient? We are human after all and we all make mistakes.

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We're back on the MAFS train now that we've heard our favourite couple will no longer be a part of the experiment. At least we got a nice poem out of it. Plus, we debate on whether or not wearing your underwear for multiple days is ok or not.

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We've got a few things to talk about regarding movies. Looks like there's a Sims movie in the works and we're not quite sure how that's going to turn out. Did we mention that we're also in sweet sunny Brisbane today as well? 

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What other shop sells vacuum cleaners, diaries, and little plastic tractors? There seems to be no rhyme or reason to what you can buy in there. Plus, what's going on with Megan Fox drinking Machine Gun Kelly's blood?

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There's a few things in life that everyone seems to say you should know how to do. But what if you just didn't want to learn? Maybe you just want someone else to change your tires for you. Plus, what is going on with everyone on Tiktok calling J-Lo cringe?

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7 of the 16 tracks tracks are supposedly going to be explicit! Plus we get Chris Hall to come into the studio as we have some suggestions for him and his sister to be the background singers for.

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Honestly, who has the time to leave reviews anymore? Let alone these two crazy reviews we found for a pad of paper! Plus, we get Aussie psychic medium, Cael O'donnell, to come in and give us a live reading!

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Our favourite Kardashian recently posted a beautiful photo of herself with a friend but we couldn't help but notice the amount of editing in it. We've decided to do our own little rendition of it. Plus, is the work from home movement slowly dying?

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And anyone could have bought it as well! Can you believe the amount of teenagers suddenly getting badly done tattoos everywhere! Plus, Sweeping Statements returns and Jack tries to convince us that having food poisoning is better than sex!

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Have you ever been in a situation where you had to breakup with a long time friend? How did you do it? We're still trying to figure out the right way to do it as an adult. Plus, Charlie Pickering joins us and talks about the one time he met Kathy Lette.

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There's been a lot of theory crafting recently with the release of an edited image of Kate Middleton being pulled down. We've got our own theories brewing but we want to hear what some of yours are.

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We seem to missing an important part of The Chrissie Swan Show today. Chrissie Swan herself! Not to fear, we've got some of the best moments from 2024 so far lined up for you!

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Happy IWD! Jamie Rowe joins the show today where we chat old school assignments (and secretly loving kids' homework) and the strict rules for a nude cruise line.

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If you agree with any of these statements then you might be in the middle of your cocoon phase. We are all for it! Plus, we get some very special guests as Jase and Lauren join us for a chat of 'Who's more likely?'.

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You heard that right. It's now a dated look apparently. Chrissie also recaps her birthday celebration and highlights the importance of friends. Who knew that friendship could be a superpower.

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We've gotten word that our queen, Taylor, has been coughing up a storm in her recent shows. Plus, we get our very own Joel Creasey in today and talk about our favourite insults we've received.

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Have you ever done a shoey? It's an Australian tradition that we're not too excited about if we're being honest. Let's see if you can change our minds on this one though!

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It seems like one of Taylor Swift's new songs has just been leaked all over TikTok. But maybe this song isn't exactly what it seems... Plus, it's time for some more of your messages in Chrissie's Correspondance.

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It's Thursday which means it's time for some more Sweeping Statements where Jack reveals what the absolute worst feeling in the world is. Plus, an update on the Willy Wonka scam event.

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People have demanded refunds after going to a Willy Wonka experience and finding out it was a complete scam! Have you ever been to an event so bad you wanted to call the police?

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Have you ever been saving a special treat for yourself in the fridge only to find that it's been taken? Fret not as we find out what the best places to hide your snacks are. Plus, it seems like the Swift family is in a bit of trouble.

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Jack has finally agreed to get a psychic reading done and it seems to be shockingly accurate. We also get a little bit of insight into Chrissie's life too! Plus, we get some more juicy goss about the 'muzzle' comment from MAFS.

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Whatever your favourite Taylor Swift era is says as much about you as anything! Find out what yours means for you here! Plus, looks like PETA has some things to say about Taylor and Travis visiting a popular Sydney zoo.

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Chrissie has come in and things are about to get real. Something she's seen on MAFS has really riled her up and we need to chat about it...

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You read that right. It's basically the same photo and we have got some words to say about it. Have you been keeping up with MAFS? We've fallen in love with the new groom, Stephen, and wanted to know if anyone else finds face scars hot!

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Just in case you haven't gotten enough Taytay, we've got a lot more lined up for you! We are also absolutely hooked on MAFS and need to have a chat about all the psychic medium stuff that's been going on!

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It's a true Taylor extravaganza today as Chrissie gives us her highlights from the concert and reveals a big change coming to The Eras Tour.

And we bring back Kids Accurately Naming Things!

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We could not be more excited for today. Get ready for all things Taylor as we prepare for the best night of our lives watching Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour. We've even managed to get Jack excited to be coming along too!

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Our Queen has landed in our shores and we are absolutely dying to see her. However, it seems as though some people are getting the short end of the stick on Airbnb. Plus, we've got another round of Sweeping Statements coming right up!

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Happy Valentines everyone... I hope you're all in the Valentines spirit, because we definitely aren't. Let's see who can make us cringe the most with their special plans. Plus, some very exciting rumours are coming out about Beyonce's latest album.

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We're so excited for today! Jessica Mauboy joins us and we chat all about a recent headline Jack saw about her. We also chat about Alicia Keys' performance at the Superbowl. Plus, in shocking news, ham and cheese sandwiches are being banned from Aussie schools.

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And so marks the ends of another jam packed week of The Chrissie Swan Show. We find a shocking article that says airlines might start weighing passengers before they board! Plus, Chrissie has had enough of Jack and decides to expose the true monster within.

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It's a Thursday afternoon which means it's time for our favourite segment, Sweeping Statements! We also talk about that one time Chrissie had an acting gig on the show 'Offspring'. Plus, Apple seem to be making flip phones now?

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Today we're checking out celebrity homes and wishing we could afford them, talking about which appliances are sitting in the kitchen completely unused, and sharing some possibly life-changing parenting tips!

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Found out that tigers are not in fact female lions. What did you just figure out recently? Plus Chrissie brings in her new favourite snack into the office and it leaves Jack absolutely shook.

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Yes you read that right, this is not a drill. Taylor Swift has just announced her newest album and we are so excited! Also, did you ever come up with a name for something as a kid that's just stuck with you your whole life? 

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