The Edge Breakfast

In today's show, Dan tries to claim his man card back by proving he can reverse a trailer. Clint lets us know how his nipple shirt went at the funeral he attended yesterday. Meg has a fun game you can play with your friends and tests it out on the show today.

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In today's Only Fans, Meg and Dan talk about a Am I The Asshole story about a young mother getting offered a new seat on a plane then another customer not being happy at all about the new arrangement. 

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On today's show, Dan thinks he might have scored himself a job being a voice actor. Disney might be hiring him he claims to be that good. We chat to Hazel Ouwehand who is heading to the Olympics and chat about the crazy stats in the village they stay in. Meg claims to be a tidy kiwi other than the one thing she does. 

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In today's Only Fans, Dan gets annoyed that the content he brings is getting questioned by the team. we wrap the week of Only Fans farts with what is hopefully the final of "guess the fart"

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In today's show, Clint has arrived to work worried about a rash and after much discussion with people of the show he might have shingles. We bring a game we played on the Only Fans podcast to the show. Dan releases some tension and new music Friday is back.

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In today's Only Fan's, Meg brings a fun game where they talk about a stat sheet of their life. Dan gets deep with his and Meg wants to change some of her answers.

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On the show today, Meg saw a tiktok that didn't sit well with her so she thought she would write a response open letter. Dan calls out all bosses around the country. Clint has a go with an old segment "men writing women" 

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan give AI things that they will talk about to help create a song for the podcast.

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On the show today, Dan's friends had quite a short marriage but we wanted to hear shorter and people delivered. Clint was given some fool proof advice on getting laid. AI is amazing, so much so that it can create a theme song to your life so we give it a go.

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In today's Only Fans Dan has some questions for the group that should be asked to good friends. It all leads up to todays game of guess the fart. the jingle and the fart really shine in todays podcast.

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On the show today, Meg ran into a supermarket cat and thinks there is more we can do with similar cats, a live brainstorm happens to what to do next. Clint mum joins the show to give advice and Clint end up regretting it quickly. Show merch is here and we want you to hear all about it.

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On today's Only Fans, Dan talks about online hate and how he called someone out for it. There is a time and place for banter but you Clint, Meg and Dan said there is a time and place where you can do it and if you should do it without knowing them.

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On the show today, Clint talked about getting a love bite from his wife after spending almost a week away in the safe house. Dan is tasked to try out a viral video of someone telling a fake joke then getting them to explain it. Dan also shouts out some mothers who might have been missed over the weekend.

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Clint, Meg and Dan were away getting some much deserved rest after he safe house so here are some of the highlights of their time there.

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On the show today, Clint Meg and Dan were found in the safe house. They go through what all the clues mean. Clint, Meg and Dan also talk about some regrettable video's they have online and sport injuries. 

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan go around the safe house interviewing the "kidnappers". They talk annoying hosts, pits and peaks of the time there.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan talk about their best friends and if they can change. they also answer heaps of other questions that come up on the live stream from the safehouse. 

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In the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan are in the safe house for day 3. Clint gets some what of a conjugal visit with his wife. The team and callers try and figure out the clues for the safe house so far. Facebook throwbacks are back with a llook into old status's the team put up.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan go through some of the games they have to keep them occupied in the safe house. Clint and Dan play the game with a mouth guard in their mouth while Meg has to guess what they are saying. Dan then takes over thinking he is doing all the heavy lifting in the podcast and shuts it down fast.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan are still in the safe house. Meg plays truth or punishment with the boys, a game they had fun with on the live stream. safe house clues are given from the team and we hear about a girl who's family let her get "kidnapped" 

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Here is the guys listening to their trip to the safehouse and any hints they might have

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On today's Only Fans, Dan shows off one of his other voices he can do but doesn't want to steal the lime light from the real person. They talk dad status. They call Dan's Mum and talks to her about her job.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan were kidnapped and taken to the edge safe house. Clint played his favorite game of guess the fart on the trip. They try give clues to where they are but early days means there is little to go off.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg & Dan rewrite song lyrics to old classics. The team also become 'dog trainers' and they learn who does and who doesn't like the clicker. Meg calls Guy to see how far down on the list of 'Perks Of Living With Meg' sleeping with her is and tensions arise. 

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On today's show, it's become a global issue that alarms in cellphones have stopped going off. Meg and Clint play another round of 'Rage Bait' with Dan and there's a plot twist with employee of the week!!

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On today's Only Fans, the team discuss the time they made Dan cry (on purpose). Meg brings an insane clip of a woman talking about how she had sex with an alien....and OBVIOUSLY has to get everyone to roleplay....  

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On the show today, we hear from listeners who have unknowingly stitched themselves up by forgetting to cancel some very expensive subscriptions. Dan places a bet with Meg that he HAS TO DO tomorrow. We speak to a Tik Toker who is being forced to fight the owner of a restaurant he left a bad review at.  

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On today's show, We had so much fun going through Dan's google history Meg revisits more of the things Dan has searched in google. Dan had his gym appointment and has set a pretty big goal for himself. Clint wants to know who else is on the gravy train.

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On today's Only Fans, Meg wants to kick it off with a throw back to Dan's diary. Dan wants to do something in the middle of the pod where he guesses rock songs and Clint ends the podcast off trying to call a listener for more information about her job. His part of the podcast clearly doesn't go to plan.

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On the show today, Dan is getting a free ride at the gym and puts the call out to see who else is riding the gravy train and getting things for free. Clint has  some expert advice around phones and the bedroom. Meg's mum joins the show to give advice to people who might need it.

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In today's Only Fans, Meg gave the whole team some homework to come up with some new slang words. Will any of them catch on? are they any good? Is Dan a handbag? let us know your thoughts on our poll in the Facebook group.

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On today's show, Meg finally watched Forrest gump and gives her review. Clint went to a wedding that had a fresh take on flower girls and Dan purchased something on playstation that didnt go down well with his wife. 

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On today's Only Fans,  Meg asks the question to the boys, If they could would they carry the baby. Their initial answer is no but after explanation they go into what they would to when having a baby. Another test is when Dan is asked to name a famous intelligent women, He makes a joke as though he cant think of one but then the team highlight how its sad that women aren't celebrated or described as nicely as men do.

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In the show today, Dan doesn't want to help his wife and friends move houses. Meg finds old songs she recorded on CD for her friends as gifts. Old Facebook status's come to light and what people have just realised they are doing wrong.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan get 10 mins each for today's podcast dedication. Meg wants to play a game for the first bit, Dan gets called out for how he uses the toilet. 

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In today's show, Dan has had some arguments with people who think its weird he has "let" his newborn son have his wife's last name. Clint, Meg and Dan have just started the Netflix hit "baby Reindeer and get peoples feedback on it to see if its worth sticking to. Meg wants to know your relationship rules.

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On today's Only Fans, Meg rattles through some new ideas for podcasts and how pretty much every idea is taken. Dan then takes the conversation in a different direction to slam on one of his wife's friends. Does he take it to far? Meg thinks so!

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On the show today, Clint was watching his favourite tv show when someone said they hadn't had a bowl movement in 16 days. Clint wants to know if that's one of the longest out there. Mike Hosking's joins the show to talk about the new Taylor Swift album. Meg blind react to best movies of all time after finally admitting she still hasn't seen Forest Gump.

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Here is Dan's Bedtime story to try put you to sleep.

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On the show today, Clint talks about the time he got drunk on the beach. Now he thinks he is better with his drinking. Dan talks about maybe getting laid after waiting so long. Meg was in awe of Clint's wife and all the things she can complete in a day..

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On the show today, Dan wants the Warrior's tattoo's to go viral so makes an anonymous phone call to the other media outlets. Sharyn from The Edge Afternoon show joins us to talk about the new TV show she is hosting. Producer diaries highlights some of the best bits of the week.

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In today's Only Fans, Dan starts off with a story about a time he saw a pingpong show in Thailand. Meg then preps the boys on their Taylor Swift fact ahead of their quiz tonight. Surprisingly Clint does very well.

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On the show today, Three guests come through to get Wah's tattoo's. Dan tries to convince Liv that theatre boys are good to date. Are Jarrod's all horrible people? we ask the nation.

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Here is Meg's Bedtime story to try put you to sleep.

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On today's Only Fans Clint Meg and Dan set up for them trying to put you to sleep! make sure by the end of the week you let us know who you think did the best job.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan talk about some ways people have been untruthful with money, Meg makes up her own word and Dan gets called out. Clint wants to try a tiktok trend and fails. We gear up for the premature NRL winning tattoos happening on the show tomorrow. 

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In today's Only Fans Clint tries to defend himself as he is accused of not paying attention when he is busy working. Meg thinks he isn't working as hard as her and Dan. Things get a little heated.

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In today's podcast, is your partner too perfect? Meg seems to think her husband should be calling the show for this. Did Dan get hit on at the hospital or were they needing his contact information? Caller Ben said he would rather shelve a pinecone then do what? so many questions on todays podcast. listen through for all your answers!

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On today's Only fans, Clint, Meg and Dan talk about their feelings on not being nominated for the radio awards this year. They have an interesting take on things as most of it is very subjective so would like to see some working from judges. At the end is the 10min audio submission of the show from 2023.

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On today's show, Clint, Meg and Dan talk stranger insults that they have received. We ask locals in Carterton if they know who won lotto over the weekend. People tell the show about their regrettable tattoo's. 

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Incase you missed it here are some of the highlights from the week.

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On today's Only Fans, Dan starts off with an angry vibe but Clint changes the vibe when he calls his wife after forgetting his wedding anniversary, He tries to make up for it in a cute way... but is it safe for kids?

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On the show today, Mitch James joins the show to talk about his new song and a bone he has to pick with Dan. Meg has a list of things that will set Dan off. Liv from the office is using a different app to date.

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On the show today, Clint, Meg and Dan talk to friend of the show Mike McRoberts about the state of media in the country and what has happened to NewsHub. Dan has an issue with a squeaky wheel. Meg made a bit of a blunder when organizing an interview with a kiwi icon.  

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In today's Podcast, Clint has some prize for you if you follow his instructions. There is a list of books getting abuse so Meg, Clint and Dan recreate what the situation might be like.

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In today's Only Fans, Dan talks about he sometimes feels shy about people judging him on what he wears. He thinks the closer he is to them the easier it is but strangers he worries about. Also listen out to the end because we have something you can win.

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On today's show, Dan feels like she is in a prison in his own home. He has been told he cannot say "I need to go wees". Meg has finally received a package she has been waiting nearly two years for and regret stats to sink in. Clint has an idea about how we can do our own survey after finding out some stories in the media might be made up. 

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*NOT TO BE SHARED WITH OTHER MEDIA* - Meg has requested this not to be shared as this is personal and she just wants those who listens to know her story. 

In Today's Only Fans, Clint and Dan call Meg to let her share her horrible day she had and why she was not on the show. Feel free to send her some love. Best way to let her see any love you would like to give her and her fam is on the Facebook page.

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On the show today, Meg is away so Yas is helping out. Dan hits Benson Boon's spot. We find some die hard fans who are willing to get a tattoo of the warriors being champs before the finals.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Dan and Yas talk about love and the different forms it comes in as Clint is watching "Love is Blind" and thinks a guy is being hard done by. They all sit in different camps but all seem to have a similar mindset in love.

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On today's show, after Rebel Wilsons book coming out it seems as though a divorce has had to come out as there is a bit of backlash. So the question is how long did you keen a break up secret. Dan has a new game he wants to try, we would love to hear some feedback on it. 

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Here is your winning performance in full. plus the chat they had on air when it was announced. 

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Here is 2nd place Yas's performance. 

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Here is the 3rd place Clint's performance. 

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Here is 4th place Brock's performance. 

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Here is 5th place megs full performance.

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In today's Only Fan's, Dan talks about his back up plan if radio doesn't work out for him. Clint has a different mindset about the whole situation. The team talk to New Producer Mouse about how she would rank the singing competition. 

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On the show today, Clint, Meg, Dan, Producer Brock and Producer Yas find out where they come in the theatre singing competition. We also find out the peoples choice for the competition. What do you think is the hottest work place as middle management Phippsy has some thoughts. we have Listener New Music back again today.

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In todays Only Fans, Meg shares a story that is heavily censored story about a store... you can try though. The team talk about virginities and Dan compares his sex life to rides at a theme park. 

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On the show today, Clint and Meg hear their performances from the theatre auditions and hear the feedback. Dan has an aggressive interaction with a Kia driver so compiles a list of most aggressive cars. Meg thinks there is a celeb trolling the world with how dumb he is.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint tries to steal one of Dan's stories for Only Fans as Meg thinks he doesn't contribute, they then show him how many people want him to chat in the Facebook group. Dan ends on a sour note so make sure you tune in till the end.

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On the show today, in the audition challenge Producer Brock and Meg are up and things are getting heated for first place. Meg talks about how she wrote about Dan in her diary when they went away together. Apparently there is a AI program that can mimic your voice so Clint, Meg and Dan put it to the test with listeners. 

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan have a go at trying to intro music from different genres. Meg isn't given much of a chance as the boys love the sound of their own voice. They also chat about the origin of the Easter holiday.

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On the show today, Yas is first up with the theatre challenge and we get live reactions. Dan had an argument around eating chocolate, his "kryptonite". Clint takes a poll on waking up when in the mood.

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In today's Only Fans the team see who has the best Easter plans, We get to know producer Mouse a bit more and she graces us with her wonderful singing before the team challenge each other to see who the best is on the show.

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On the show today, Dan challenged his wife to a tossing competition and lost so challenged Meg to it. Meg was sent out dressed as an egg to hand out Easter eggs to all. Clint has some more audio to show before the team head off to be judged for their singing skills. 

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan play a prank on Yas who doesn't have enough money on her card. Meg then talks about Clint's generosity and he mentions some nice things he has done. Buckle up from there as the podcast goes on a tangent and they chat for almost the longest Only Fans to date.

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On the show today, In preparation for the 1 second song, Clint thought he was cool enough to have the artist's number and it goes horribly wrong for him but oh so right for everyone else. Meg tests how good chat GBT is at giving advice now that it has a voice. Dan thinks any secret that is older than 10 years means you cant get in trouble for, so we test it out.

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You can listen to this on repeat to try help your guess

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In today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan give props to those parents who are doing their best for their kids. The acknowledge those who probably struggle alone and those are the unsung heroes. Clint shares a stories he heard about a dad who showed up for his kid and how those moments can live with a child forever.

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On the show today, Dan shares some of the struggles he has been battling through being a new dad. We hear some behind the scene audio of what everyone has been doing for the audition coming up. Clint has found out how crab sticks are made and he does not like it.

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Want to hear the full chat Meg and Dan had with Jack Black? here it is.

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Clint, Meg and Dan chatted with Billy McFarland about Fyre festival and Fyre Festival 2.0. He chats about his time in Prison, What to expect at the new and improved festival and how he isn't allowed into the country.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint has a new famous friend, Meg and Dan try to guess who it is. It then takes a turn to people they follow on social media and favorite swear words.

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On the show today, Clint Meg and Dan talk to the creator of Fyre festival and Fyre 2.0 Billy McFarland. Jack Black was also in studio, Meg and Dan were lucky enough to chat with him and chat Kung Fu Panda and Dan being his ass double. Meg has a moment that she wants to see how many other people have these moments where you think "everyone is in love with me".

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On today's Only Fans, Meg gets the boys to show off their salesmen talents. Firstly they try sell a hotdog in America, Clint and Dan take different approaches. Clint also gives some tips on how to win when calling for a radio comp.

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On the show today, Dan has sent a calendar invite to the team. He has organised a singing competition after producer Yas thinks she is the best singer in the team. Clint, Meg and Dan get around some more listener new music. Dan is interested in the new show the highlights the downfall of Gloriavale.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint and Dan have a competition to see who can take Megs bra off the quickest but she puts the boys to shame. The tides turn when Dan says he can take his pants off faster than what she could and he is weirdly good at it.

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On the show today. Meg was unintentionally insulted by a stranger, So we wonder who else has been the target of a unintentional insult. Is Dan an asshole for Making a "joke" but we talk to someone who it could be the target of and she seems fine with it. Clint need to get something off his chest, Dan is still dabbing and Clint thinks he needs to stop.

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In today's Only Fans, Clint Meg and Dan had a chat with someone that will be announced next week, but can you guess from Dans clues who it is? Clint also goes through all his awards he has won in radio. Meg figures out she might be the only one not to win one. Lets hope this year is our year.

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On the show today, Meg and Dan went on a date to the movies but unfortunately fell asleep during one of the biggest movies of the year. Clint confronts the boss on his style and Meg may have pushed it a bit further. Want to know if someone is lying to you? Meg has some tips and tricks.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint and Meg ask Dan to confirm his friends origin story about a lasagna and a sexual act. Clint also gives a hint for the one second song.

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On the show today, Meg thinks its hot when someone flirts with their partners but want to know if other have the same opinion. We give out a clue for the one second song. Clint, Meg and Dan want to pay for your data, well just your information.

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On today's Only Fans, Clint talks about the awkward skatepark encounter he had with a mother wanting a picture then the conversation takes a wild turn and the chat ends up about celerity scandals and how people reacted to them

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On the show today, It was St Patricks' day on Sunday, Clint, Meg and Dan try and tell if the people calling through are Irish or not. Clint, Meg and Dan hear their drunk voice messages they sent to themselves when drunk and Meg cannot handle it. 

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On today's Only Fans, Clint, Meg and Dan hear some feedback from the producers on how their under the influence filming went. The results are embarrassing.

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On the show today, Dan calls his agent to see if they could find him ass work. Clint, Meg and Dan talk to Aspin who is being paid $100 a day not to wash her hair. We have more listener new music and there is some great talent in today's bunch.

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In today's Only Fans, We chat more about getting Dan to be an ass model. Try contact some agencies that specialize in it. Clint and Meg then try convince Dan that he will need to wax it as he cant be a model with a hairy bum. Meg then finds some wax strips but Dan is hesitant. 

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On the show today, an unexpected guest rates Dan's Bum shots. In fact the person is his very own mother. Clint and Meg have organised an intro for Dan for an update on his house sitting. Megs friend is dating again but has found a perfect guy with a bit of baggage. 

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