How To Gael

Tá na cailíní crosta! San eagrán seo we reveal who had beef with who in the How To Gael group whatsapp, why clamping is honestly the worst, na blow dries is measa you ever did see and why passive aggression is the best way to let your anger out.

Also nóta beag that this ep was filmed the very chaotic morning after our live show, hence the endless giggles.

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Fendi handbags, snickers pants and a sexy builders bum! Cé againn atá in a DIY girlie? sin í an cheist mhór.

Also, píosa nuachta and we are buzzing to tell you!

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The accidental episode! Téann an triúir ar aistear tríd a gcuid brionglóidí, ina n-áirítear madraí ar iarraidh, súnáis agus 75 hard.

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Cé againn atá ag bacáil, cé againn gur cuma leo sa fuck agus cén signatory of the 1916 proclamation have we cancelled?

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Show us your hyggekrog and we'll show you ours?

An tseachtain seo we get cosy le chéile and find out why hot whiskey, slippers and Loewe bags makes our homes more Hygge!

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Tá Síomha agus Louise an-chosúil lena chéile de ghnáth - seachas i gcás na glacaíochta agus iad óg. Doireann explains how having a hobby is easy, you just need to make it integral to who you are and revolve your life around it! PLUS bonus ceacht speisialta do Sheachtain na Gaeilge - 5 rud nár chóir duit a rá le Gaeilgeoirí.

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Doireann's lifting weights, tá Louise ag rith agus Síomha is attempting a chin up. All with a healthy, balanced side portion of pints! Pléann na cailiní prude or pits sa seomra feistis, plus a bonus Doireann makes an appearance...

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Dodgey moves, beat the slapper agus scéal faoin NCT nach gcreidfidh éinne!

How to dance like nobody's watching chats shedding self-consciousness and finding your groove, sa saol agus ar an urlár rince! 

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Spreagtha ag an mbanríon Táilliúir Ní Swift, pléann na mná cad is brí leis a bheith i do "stan". From which podcasters have the most sway politically, to which noughties band rivalled (or not) The Beatles, ba chóir go mbeadh Síomha, Louise & Doireann suitably náirithe ag an eagrán seo. Oh, agus tá lilt eile sa cheann seo.

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Valentines is coming and so we thought we'd share our best love potion recipes with you! What do menstrual blood, magic mushroom and boiled gander shite have in common? They're all essential ingredients in brewing up a Sáspan Dubh. No idea what we're talking about? tune in to learn all about the old traditions of love potions in Ireland and also the great unrequited loves of Doireann, Louise agus Síomha!

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Tá run mór ag Doireann Louise agus Síomha! While you probably won't learn any groundbreaking secret keeping techniques, there's a BIG secret in the How To Gael camp that you won't want to miss. From confronting thieves to vomiting bugs, its all happening an tseachtain seo. Leanaigí sinn ar instagram for our weekly gluais

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It's the first day of Spring and the beginning of Feabhra fliúch so to celebrate the girls learn to make a cros Bhríde. Now admittedly this started off with the best of intentions but the rumours are not true, women can't multi-task. Síomha and Louise's cross weaving skill are questionable but the have plenty to say about hickeys, how Bríd was serving cloaky c*nt and mind altering orgasms. Anois teacht an Earraigh!

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Ó a bheith ina bpáistí aimsciúla go blianta fiáine na hollscoile, téann na cailíní siar ar bhóithirín na smaointe to see where it all went wrong (or right) for them. Expect teenage awkwardness, a w*nking tutorial and the flirtiest question there is - would you die for your country?

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Don't you know how your fridge is organised says a lot about you?! Mise ach an oiread! Me neither! Until this very pod... Ó Kerrygold go live sniff test, this episode comes with a slight content warning for mould/hazardous waste.

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No is a full sentence. Except sa Ghaeilge, where it's not even a word. No wonder we struggle with it so much! Louise shares a "what would you do" moment, Doireann shares her 3 Ps and Síomha says yes to absolutely everything. Mar is gnách.

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Do your eyes roll when you hear the 'new year, new me' shite? join the club. Doireann makes an argument to cancel dry January and go with a 'Feabhra fliuch' instead. Siomha tells us how to hack a tarot card reading to make sure you'll have a deadly 2024 and Louise is a nervous Nelly ahead of starting a new national radio show next Monday!!

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sorry can we normalise how difficult it is to switch off? Louise puts the question to the girls, how do they chill out? CAN they chill out? Tis the season after all

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Spreagtha by their recent notion-y night on the tiles, the gals discuss their make up removal habits and their battles with Botox. They also dive into málaí smideadh of their teenage years and reminisce on the perfumes they used to drown themselves in in an attempt to blag their first póg...

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Notions - there's the good, the bad and the passive aggressive. People love them and hate them but we're firm believers you should just embrace them! From road tripping around Ireland with a carton of oat milk to spending money you don't have on oysters and champagne, Doireann Louise and Síomha spill all on their favourite notions and discuss why its actually endearing to be rotten with notions.. we hope?

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Tá céad eagrán na Nollag beo-ho-ho! An bhfuil na mná ina grinches nó ina Mariahs? It looks like it depends on their star sign...The gals talk traidisiúin na Nollag, who still sits on Santas lap agus why 12 pubs is never a good idea. Plus - you'll never be stuck for a December instagram caption again, mar SÍ AN NOLLAIG Í!!!

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In this weeks ep the gals try to dissuade you from scrolling by talking incessantly about na meáin shóisialta. Genius! There's also talk of Britney Spears, PornHub and why Síomha's mam was on Tinder. Tá cluiche beag ag an deireadh, fáilte romhat é a imirt linn - agus míle buíochas dár n-éisteoirí iontacha who sent in some of their own musings on screen time.

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Tá saol Dhoireann ina cíor tuathail - that's upside down - and she's looking for advice. So she asked the eternally late Louise, and the reformed messer, Síomha. What could go wrong!? Ach an cheist ná; are you a Doireann (impressively unorganised), a Louise (chaotic late queen) or a Síomha (anal)?

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Which came first, the confidence or the croc? Sin an cheist atá ag croílár na heagráin seo, although I'm not sure we found the answer.. Síomha and Doireann chat flashing their bits on telly while legend has it Louise is still waiting for her mammy to bring her to buy her first bra.

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In a blatant effort to further her own selfish environmental agenda, Síomha attempts to convert a carnivore and a fence-sitter. Doireann gets the ball rolling on her campaign for the Seanad, agus déanann Louise dearmad ar bhreithlá a máthair. We haven't got mush-room (GOA? LDT) here for more info ach bí réidh do neart innuendo feolmhar....

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Pucaí, sióga 'is pagánaigh - Oh my! Téann na mná siar ar bhunús na féile Oíche Shamhna, they discuss their near brushes with an saol eile and the possibility of Doireann and Louise being related (low, but never zero...) Rabhadh - this ep does get spooky!

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Here come the rides! Munar chuala tú (you must be living under a rock, like the one on Louise's hand), Louise got married le déanaí. Awwwwh. Ach creid nó ná creid, bhí sí ina Bride-chilla - I know, bhí ionadh orainn freisin. Pléann na mná coincheap an phósta, Síomha talks patriarchal proposals and Doireann just doesn't really care?! We also discuss the many Irish traditions around weddings, and why wearing Chanel is a new one.

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If you were a bird who would you shit on? Sa chéad eagrán de How To Gael, get to know Doireann, Louise & Síomha as they attempt to define a Gael, learn not just one but two ways of saying "ick" as Gaeilge, and discuss if basketball is a dead sport…?

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HOW TO GAEL is your brand new bilingual podcast.A new generation of Irish speakers, Doireann, Louise and Síomha are living, working, socialising and reviving an Ghaeilge in a way that is súimiúil, spraoiúil agus just good craic. You will not learn the modh coinníollach on this pod - forget gramadach agus obair bhaile. This is giving bilingual bottomless brunch, car chats with your cairde, an stuff atá i do ghrúpa whatsapp. 

Besides being friends, TV presenters (TG4) and women in their n/early 30s, Doireann Ní Ghlacáin, Louise Cantillon and Síomha Ní Ruairc have another thing in common - they live their lives bilingually and AS GAEILGE.

From dealing with criticism online to asking for a raise or calling on our ancestral wisdom, the cailíní will draw from their own personal experiences with a fun "how-to". They’ll navigate the problems most women have at this point in their lives. Come along on their weekly catch ups where current affairs, popular culture and just general gossip will also bí á bplé. A bilingual format, How to Gael is your answer to bringing more Irish into your life, no matter your level.

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