The Harland Highway

What a treat. It's the annual Harland Highway Xmas parade as called by John & John in the announcers booth. What a freak show this one turns into. Enjoy everybody, and have a merry, MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

More festive Christmas stuff, Xmas singing by actor Toby Huss, Gift giving, and a special sexy visit from the X Rated Mrs. Clause. Holy tinsel teeth!!!

Michael Jackson Xmas visit, mall Santa's, Jesus baby son of the lamb, gift wrapping and snow shoveling... lordy lordy get my snowboardy!!

Ho Ho Ho Mrs. Clause drops in for a visit, Senior Fuentes brings some present into the studio, and we talk about getting ready for the holidays. Sweet elf droppings!

Ruldolph's nose, Dr. Karen Xmas depression, feel good foods, and a call to the North Pole with Timmy the Elf, Santa's #1 workshop elf. What a tinsley treat!!

Holiday shopping, greenhouse gas solutions, Xmas decorations and a visit from Pshycologist Karen Attlewater to discuss holiday depression. Sweet clam sauce!

Death by coyote, pet love, outdoor smokers, and a listener complains about the Harland Highway....sweet merciful pot roast!!!

My guest is Adam Carolla for today's show. He ist Vunderbar! Enjoy!

Food, money, and oh yes, Dr. Ascot

Bold, fresh, hazelnuts

Full moons,sports replays,politicians, and Cinnamon Boy

Today's pod, surround sound, phones at the movies, pick up lines, camel toe, celebrity races, eating out, and Dr. Ascot. It's a Wavy Davy boys and girls!

My special guest today is Tom Green. Lot's of silly fun talking about romance and scary movies! Lord lavender and the lovely bunch!!

Freak shows, body jewelry,Pavlov's dog, Julia Childs cooking from the grave, and my NEW BOOK!!! Sweet termite meat!!

Today I cover Electric 'murder' cars, drive thru's, commercials, wookies, sleeping partners, and breakfast ceral. What a wonderment of wondermeat!! Enjoy!

Today Comedian Dane Cook drops in for some giggles, also first date holdouts, Korean nukes, more celebrity races, and a real scary story that happened to me! Get the marshmallows kids, it's nut job time!

Today I talk about modern baby carriages, Karma, creepy celebrities, intimidating phone calls from the USA, and lastly celebrity races! It's gonna be a corgi dog thunder blast!!

Today I talk about the power of the USA, men in uniform, funny sayings, throwing things. Such a hot basket of curly fun!

Discuss the movie Avatar, dreams, chest hair, street cleaners, high heels, and Mr. Magoo drops by to recite some Jim Morrison poetry! Sweet caramel fudge stains!

Today I talk about ponytails, Credit card swipers, Whole Foods, and my buddy Dane Cook drops in. And lastly a haunting song sung by me about suicide...hmmmm strange ending to today's show indeed!!! Fun frolicks five!

Voice mails, liposuction, Freddy Kruger, global warming, my gardener Senior Fuentes, and of course a Friday visit with my shrink, Dr. Ascot. Slithering swamp sauce!!

Special guest Tom Green drops by for some spectacular conversations and adventures. Tom and I go on a safari into Sponge Bob Squarepants brown pants!!! sweet tropical tree rot!

Interview with man who had a CLOSE ENCOUNTER, roadside manners, illegal aliens, and a freckled face kid comes into the studio to sing for us! Sweet Korean corn bread!!

1st show of 2010 we talk about sport clothing, landing strips (the female kind), funerals, and a visit with Charlie Lee to see how his new years went. Happy new ear!

I'm talking about outsourcing in the USA, Romantic letters read by an expert, and Nerf Herder wrote an incredible Harland song. Jump on board and sing along fat ankles!!

Today we discuss security cameras, battery licking, dogs, and the evil things we do as kids. Scrump rumpdillyicious!! Enjoy!

Cover your mouth, laughing, annoying driving and celebrity races. Have a fun stack of fiddlesticks!!

Today we get phone messages from stoners, we talk killer whale attacks, food and general bad eating habits. Put your bib on Nelly!

Yawning, laughing, driving, and Celebrity races! What a tasty tootsie roll!

Celebrity races, phone calls from listeners, a spiritual adviser drops in, and yes it's Friday and that means Dr. Ascot. Happy twinkle toes!

Cures for the body, the way the body works, stress relief, body piercings, and a visit from Police officer Chin-Ho from Hawaii 5-0. Swirling seaweed sauce!

Car add on's, Animals making sexy time in nature, your first time and how many times lifetime, and other sexy topics. Sweet mumbling mold monsters!

Cell phone habits, Reality show breasts, oragami classes, special in studio guest, and the ever annoying Dr. Ascot! Have fun crab pickers!

Teen Sex Specialist drops in, kids in the new century, the rules of eating out, the rules of Happy Birthday! Enjoy my little sand bunnies!

Today I do some cheesy love song singing for you, then we talk about falling in love, trust, and farts! What???

It's the Valentines day show - let's talk about love and the special someone in your wife...I mean life!

Pre - Valentines day show. Suggestions for valentines from listeners, romantic letters, love vs technology, making out in cars, and Angelina Jolie drops by. Enjoy landlubbers!

Let's talk about SEX baby, as well as traveling and packing. Will be discussing the USA and security issues, also modern day celebs vs old school celebs. Have fun dingbat hunters!

Crank calls, whiney adults, global warming, sports, breakfast truama, celebrity races and Dr. Ascot. Sweet buttery marmalade!

Man reports a UFO, Hand shakes and your health, Space sex, and so much more. Holy hulllaballoo!!

Today we read listener mail, make crank calls, and an alod friend of the show drops by the studio. Heavenly wax balls!!

Talk about toothpaste and other fun things - also Dr. Ascot! Bumbling blue bongo drums!

Lack of sleep, illegal immigration discussion, languages. Tender strips of tender tiny beef!

Debate over heaven or hell, Life Coach Debbie Timer, Water, manatees. Suds of buds and fun!

Mothers day Podcast talking about all things Mother. A visit with Charlie Lee where we discuss his Mother's Day specials... oh, and it is Friday so a visit with Dr. Ascot too. Happy Mo Day Mom's!

My encounter with 2nd man on the moon Buzz Aldrin. Space fluid fever!

Snoring, baseball, pillow mints and snacking, eating, toothpicks. Merry milk shake sauce!

Museums, being a kid, tying ties, and of course... Dr. Ascot! Thundering fudge barnacles!!

A visit from James T. Kirk, discipline in the USA, the bald eagle, organic foods, car navigation. Simple as a pimple!

Outdoor concerts, New inventions, A visit from an odd fellow, interview with my Cousin Kevin and talks about breakfast cereal. Tiddly diddly dee!

Celebrity races, My NEW movie, interview with Led Zepplin, song lyrics, hero's, and Dr. Ascot. Pudgy Blueberry bumblebuns!!

Girls unsexy shoes, dolphins, too much showering, ants and insect murders. Sweet deep fried dumpling sauce!

Podcast #100, Senior Fuentes, Leather jackets, guitar lessons, pot holes, baby illness. Forest fried funbags kids!!

Sex changes, prom season, visit from my cousin Kevin, and Dr. Ascots Friday therapy. Sweet unicorn droppings!

Dreams, friendships, Podcast haters, rainy days and romantic moments. Swirl your frozen yogurt!

Spring mating and winter fat, Workout gizmos, street names, The Masters golf tournament, The BEST sport debate. Sun burnt teeth!

Home repairs, Gingy the gingerbread man from Shrek, burps & boogers, Dr. Ascot. Sweet tangerine tummy tumblers!!

Using up ink cartridges, Celebrity races, How to rate actors, truck tires, how was your Easter. Cranberry crinkle corn everybody!!

Posing for pictures, WD-40, Death of a friend, shopping for clothes, Beer gut! Rest in peace Eric Tunney.

Easter special with a visit from the Easter Bunny. Modern cameras and cell phone relationships, and of course, Dr. Ascot. Holy wing wang sauce!

Troubles in the USA, Government secrets, Technology, and plane watching as a hobby! Trukasaurus meatyus!

SPECIAL GUEST tattoo artist Cat Von D. Also, nice people, Ex flames, laser eye surgery, and octopie. Enjoy the beef!

Dr. Ascot, melting snow, new cheeses, and pot smoking babies! Honkalicious!!

Me and my improv buddy Brian sit around and talk about life! Lunch bag it!

Life coach Dr. Debbie Timer, modern people, popping pills, joggers, and stupid sayings. Happy catfish fillets!

Handicap parking spots and drivers, comas and sleeping, TV distractions, and Dr. Ascot. Swelled up meat monkeys!

St. Pattys Day, pilot season, speaking, news anchors, and a visit from two really annoying guests! Have a green one man!

St. Patricks Day, leprechaun guest, Sex crime, Spring break, and driving frustrations. Slurp it nice!

Celebrity races, old man guest, Voice mails, lip reading and sign language, women with hair, and male figure skaters and Dr. Ascot. Chips ahoy Dr. Doolittle!!

Dealing with fat people, dog death and dog breath, human survival, and what if people had tails? Have fun caramel buns!

A visit from someone in the sex trade, iPod hunger, fat pregnant mothers, and comedian Orny Adams drops by for a visit! Glorious sweet treats!

Manatee's, Getting old, Cinnamon boy, Old Faithful and PMS. Clam baked Brisquit!!

Old technology, Sea monsters, Mother Mary, Confession, and Dr. Ascot. Trembling termite teeth!!

Listeners letters from the Harland Highway mailbag, train accidents, the human body, cops and criminals. Tender sapling tips!!

Street lights, 867 - 5309, must see lists, brains, gas stations. Finely shaved sun block!!

Seatbelts, road trips, Mt. Rushmore, lightning, Ice cream parlors, gas prices, and Dr. Ascot. Watery wonder wheels!!

Eggs, Elephant Man, leg hair, Harleys, and flat tires. Mumbo freaking jumbo!!

Urban myths, Street lingo, customized pets, driving in the blind spot, honking the horn, hand writing madness. Butterscotch toenail sauce!!

Smoking, BBQ Eddy, Whiney rules, kids on planes, fast food, and Dr. Ascot. Merciful Mongo Meat!!!

Diets, celebrity races, BBQ Eddy, bikinis, stamps, strange sports. Lumley lulb lunks!!

New condoms, whack jobs, music lessons, romantic letters, pack rats, and the spring floods. LOvely luder bars!!