Ricki-Lee, Tim and Joel

We've got your tickets to see Billie Eilish's 'Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour' live in the country February and March next year. Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at BillieEilish.com with NO MORE SHOWS TO BE ADDED!

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It's just... a little crush! A shopper was left bleeding after he hand was crushed in the supermarket's smart gate! Find out more details now.

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We love the news, especially our girl Sandra Sully! She did a whoopsie and accidentally misread an autocue on last night's edition of 10 News First. Hear it now!

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Thank God it's Monday. Shoutout to.... Jeorge? Horrgeeee? Yoorgeeee? Let Joel tell you how to pronounce it, how about that.

Hey, how quickly did you f-up the relationship? A bride immediately dumped her hubby after he shoved her face into the wedding cake at the reception. Imagine.

Someone sent a reeeeeal mysterious package into the office for Blackers and Joel unpacks it in Mailbag, and we just want to say... Paul Jenny, who the hell are ya?

A Taylor Swift song has been declared as the official graduation anthem for Gen Z. Let's see if you agree with this. Speaking of, she's breaking more Billboard records with her new album. Joel has got an update about Area 51. And a famous Aussie magazine is making a comeback.

.....Jeorgeeeee!

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Maybe yours was 'Graduation' by Vitamin C.... or 'Good Riddance' by Green Day. But on the Tok, Gen Z have now declared a Taylor Swift song to be their graduation song. Find out what it is now.

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The day has finally come. We speak to the winner of Nova's First Class & 50K. While winning first class travel and $50,000 spending money, which trip is our winner going to choose: Ricki-Lee's trip to Paris, Tim's to London or Joel's to New York?

Let's call up Keeahn right now - and hear his reaction!

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How quickly did you f-up the relationship? A new bride has filed for divorce after being married for just 1 day. A lot of her friends are saying she's making a terrible mistake, but she is sticking by her decision. Find out now.

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Today’s episode is brought to you by Tim’s new funeral business idea, Cre-Mate… bring a mate, bring a plate and get a Cre-Mate!

It’s the day after ANZAC Day. Now how many of you guys called in sick to enjoy a longer weekend? We speak to callers who share their pathetic little excuses while the rest of us slave away at our jobs!

Was the tourist attraction a Baum-Baum?! The windmills on the Moulin Rouge fell off! How wild. Also we go through our new music we discovered with New Music Friday. Wait until you hear Joel’s suggestion.

Also… we’ve been drinking porn star martini’s wrong this whole time? It’s Ricki’s shot to educate us on this!

Enjoy the weekend and Happy Jacuzzi Friday!

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Was the tourist attraction a baum-baum?! The iconic sails of the windmill at the Moulin Rouge have fallen off and crashed to the ground.

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The office was a little too empty today... because EVERYBODY took today off after ANZAC Day. Some booked it off, others chucked a sickie. Now, let's be honest here... what was your sickie excuse today? Callers share theirs.

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Ooooh, hello there baby boy and baby girl! You big big cute and sexy podcast listener, baby. Today's such a good show, little baby. Here we go, baby!

What's your sick day excuse? An AI excuse generator has been made by Uber to help you get the Friday off and enjoy a long weekend. Sarah calls up and shares what excuses one of her employees makes WEEKLY.

Imagine being on the pisssss 24/7. This guy has a rare condition that means his body keeps producing alcohol!

Now, baby, guess what, you big big smarty pant. There's a relationship habit that most people hate that doctors are saying is actually good for your dating life. Oooooh, you're gonna enjoy this one, big boy!

We spin the Wednesday wheel and play a game of Emoji Game. Now, strap yourself in, you good thing, baby girl!

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Baby talk. Let's do it, baby girl.

A doctor named Dr Kathryn Smerling has said that 'baby talk' could be beneficial for your dating life and relationship. Hear why now.

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Let's hear some sick sick day excuses. An excuse generator has been put together by Uber to help Australians find an excuse to get Friday off work. Caller Sarah shared with us what her employee has been saying EVERY WEEK when chucking a sickie.

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Happy Tuesday and--- oh Ricki, did you just spit on Blackers?!

Did you have a bad day? A woman who survived 15,000 feet in a skydive shares what her thoughts were as she was falling to her near-death. We celebrate the 20th birthday of YouTube and go through the top 5 most viewed videos.

Wanna blame something on the moon? Apparently there's a link between the full moon and an increase in emergency chaos at hospitals. You also have to check out Josephine who can linger about reality TV shows for soooo long.

Got an entitled housemate? Wait until you hear what this lady did to her's to get her evicted, it's wild. Speaking of wild, someone's ex faked cancer so he could cheat. That's just wrong!

And we're celebrating success... we finish the show with a 'Million Copies Sold' edition of Joel Jivin'!

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A woman named Hayley has confessed that her now ex-boyfriend shaved his head and pretended to have cancer, so he could cheat with another woman! Hear all about it now.

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A woman named Narina was so fed-up with her entitled housemate Julia, who would never pay bills on time and was always crying. Narina did a really horrible thing that made her get evicted. Hear about it now.

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Oh my god, Josephine! You nailed it. To be in the running to win a luxe weekend for 2 at The Langham Gold Coast, our caller Josephine had to linger about reality television until she stumbled. And she nailed the brief! Listen now.

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Get ready to learn how to gay gasp, because Joel and Blackers have very different ideas. Prepare to be disgusted.

We compare sales between Taylor Swift's 'Tortured Poets' and Beyonce's 'Cowboy Carter'. The results are actually mind-blowing. She did a social media trip-up. Hear all about it now.

We go through your comments and messages with Mailbag and discover a brand new sport and got some devastating news about Throb nightclub in Darwin. Also, can you put chicken in the microwave? 

Talking about gay gasps, David Beckham posted a video of all Spice Girls performing 'STOP'. Find out more in the Glossys.... and wait until you hear about a plane that had all its booze emptied by a bunch of passengers!

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We know Taylor most likely outsold Beyonce with her new album 'The Tortured Poets Department', but just how much did it oversell 'Cowboy Carter'?

Find out now.

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Swifties, strap in for this Jacuzzi Friday. Today's show is mostly about ya girl!

As soon as we started the show, Taylor Swift decided to make her new album 'The Tortured Poet's Department' a DOUBLE album, so we go through some of the album as well as some reviews that are already out. 

Speaking of the album, a Swiftie took the day off to listen to the album so we wanted to know what you took the day off for. Ricki would really like to introduce her favourite song off the album, so we gave her the stage. Poor thing had so many nerves.

We go through new songs on New Music Friday, chat about phone contacts, play Tim's Word Alarm and speak to our Caller Of The Week.

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Oooooooh drama! Let's get into today's Glossys:

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What are the reasons you took the day off? A woman named Courtney from the UK has taken the day off so she can listen to Taylor Swift's new album!

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It's not even two hours... and reviews of Taylor Swift's brand new album 'The Tortured Poet's Department' are already out! 

Some calling it great... others "flat and, at times, cringeworthy". Hear all about it now!

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Okay, strap yourself in. We may have had the most shocking caller we've had.

We're talking about terrible timing. A man announced his engagement at his stepsister's funeral. While taking callers, someone anonymous rocked our world with the most wildest confession. 

There's more to the Carol Baum and Sydney Sweeney saga. To gear up for Taylor Swift's new album, we go through her lyrics people have misheard. A groomsmen gifted the grossest paperweight to a wedding couple. And speaking of gross, you should see how this couple canoodled on a plane. Bleurrrrrgh!

Aaaaand country superstar Morgan Evans joins us live in the studio for an interview he wishes he was day drunk at. He talks about Beyonce's new project, his new big screen project and Joel reckons he might have seen his boyfriend Jack's doodle before! Oh, and he also plays Quick Draw too.

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Country superstar Morgan Evans joins us live in the studio for an interview he wishes he was day drunk at. He talks about Beyonce's new project, his new big screen project and Joel reckons he might have seen his boyfriend Jack's doodle before! Oh, and he also plays Quick Draw too.

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Things that make you go BLEURGH! A bride has admitted that one of her husband's groomsmen gifted the couple a paperweight made up of glued finger and toenails!

Bleurrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!

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Talking about forbidden love, we were having a chat about step-siblings and half-siblings. An anonymous caller spoke to us and rocked our world with her confession!

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Guys, we finally did it. We cracked Blackers. This was by far the most loose and off-track show we've ever done.
Joel showed off more of his Borat accent skills. Blackers gave us a fun GHD fact. We found his doppelgänger who's a real big Sydney Sweeney hater. Joel has an update about Nessie.
Someone got stuck on the toilet for two years. Someone called up and spoke about their dirty dog of a lying ex-boyfriend. And to add the cherry on top, we didn't even stick to the run sheet for the first hour.
Enjoy the best show of 2024 so far!

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An Instagram post is going viral with the question 'Ladies, what's the wildest lie a man ever told you?'. The post already has over 8,000 comments with women sharing INSANE lies. 

Our listener Arielle - also the director of Ricki-Lee's music video - calls up and shares a real HECTIC lie her first love made.

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Whoa watch out everyone! Tanti-Tim just UNLEASHED on us today because we were just trying to have a loose show. Like, what's your problem with Instagram Live, buddy! Listen to it all unfold now!

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Today's show was nasssssssss, according to Joel. Let's get into it.

What did you put on your scrapbooks back in the day? We go into it, because Blackers shared on yesterday's pod that he put MONICA LEWINSKY on his. Um righty-o!

Joel has another update about Nessie - the Lochness Monster. We go through another installation of Movie Club and there's a lot for Blackers to catch up on. Courtney Love reckons Taylor Swift is not an 'important artist' and we explain why in the Glossys!

Police have raided a unit and when they cut open blocks of gouda, they found $17 million worth of drugs, so we ask callers what their hiding spot is. CBS are re-airing their broadcast of Billy Joel's concert because they did the unthinkable!

AND we play the incoming albums edition of Joel Jivin'!

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Police have raided a unit and when cut open blocks of GOUDA, they discovered $17 million worth of COCAINE! Hear more about it now.

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Remember when you had to contact your books back in the day? We reveal the stars we put on our book collage... Blackers' one is a little wild!

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After two weeks off, we're back and ready to get LOOSE again! We missed ya, so let's get right into it.

We go through the things we missed... wait until you hear about how this 'Mexican news outlet' reported on the solar eclipse! Some funny shieeeet, let us tell you that. We're apparently pronouncing Chupa Chups wrong! Joel heard about it, but didn't click on the article.

We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag. Gary Barlow has made more thrilling explosive content and we just can't wait to rock your world with it. We recap the best bits of Coachella that's happening right now in the Glossys.

And there's some drama happening on the 'I'm A Celeb' set now that Robert Irwin's mum Terri is allowed on. It's 'creepy' we've heard. Aaaand we play another game of Ricki's Riffs... Blackers sounds angelic in this one!

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How into your mum are ya? And we're talking about phone calls to Mum etc etc etc, nothing full-on-creepy, like what the producers of I'm A Celeb are saying about Terri Irwin now that her son (and host of the show) Robert is bringing her on-set.

Hear all about it now.

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Just play the grab. Joel heard about this but apparently didn't click the article. Wonderful information, mate.... anyway, we've been saying the name wrong. Hear about it right now.

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Look, guys, we know times are tough and cozzie livs really hit us bad. You'll get what we mean in today's episode.

Before we come back live on Monday, we're playing our best Word Alarm of the year.

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Oh, you're gunna loooov this chat, guys!

Take That frontman and the ultimate victim of Tim's audio grabs right now, Gary Barlow dropped by in the studio earlier this year to chat about his upcoming tour (with our own Ricki supporting the show). 

Wait til you hear about his rock n roll lifestyle, which is full of sleep, red wine and cheese. Blackers never had more fun in his life! It was so LOOSE!

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Oh boy, don't you have a bit to catch up on? This year, Ricki created a new game that is on the Wednesday Wheel (Wheel Cam! Wheel Cam!)... and it's called 'Can I Have The First Line?'

Basically, Blackers says the first line of a song and Ricki-Lee and Joel have to guess the song. How did they go? Let's find out!

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Are ya missing a bit of Joel Jivin' right now? Don't stress, boo boo. We're back live next Monday and in the meantime, enjoy this iconic one. No, you're not hearing double. That's The Veronicas!

Before getting into the game, we chat about stalkers, vomit rooms and if they are full blow gay icons.

Will Joel reign supreme over the most talented twins in the country? Find out now.

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Hey, ya lil betch. We're back live Monday 15th April, but in the meantime:

Where did you fall asleep? These airplane pilots have been suspended after both fell asleep MID-FLIGHT! I mean... how scary would that be. 

Ricki took her mum to a live taping of Australian Idol and she fell asleep. And which band made Tim snooze? Find out now.

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Ooooooooo.... this could be some scurry shettttt. Earlier this year, we wanted to know what your superpower was.

And Sheryl - a 71-year-old who can see the other sider - gave us a buzz and had some real interesting things to predict about us three. Wait until you hear what she says.

We're back live April 15.

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Tell that Quick Draw leaderboard we said hi! It's Aussie icon and Ricki-Lee's school-mate Amy Shark who dropped in earlier this year to take on our girl for a game of Quick Draw.

Not to give any spoilers away, but Ricki wiped the floor clean on this one and it's so memorable we just had to replay it again while we're on break.

We're back live April 15th, but everybody everybody rise for this iconic game of Quick Draw.

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This will probably be Joel's radio awards entry for this year. And it will be so original, because no one will DARE to do this kind of content again.

Joel created a new game called Il Brevo... and let us tell you, it sucks so bad that we're NEVER going to do it live on-air ever again. So how lucky for you, our podcast friend, to relive the horror again!

Here's... Il Brevo.

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Did you miss the biggest saga of 2024? Let us fill you in before we take you back to it.

In the February birthday edition of Joel Jivin', Ricki-Lee had to complete singing the iconic Shakira song, 'Whenever Wherever' but to some, it sounded like Ricki said 'Forever' instead of 'Wherever'. It took the nation by storm and everyone sent in their thoughts all over our socials. 

Let the saga begin again now.

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Heyyyy, you! Okay, we dove deep into aging on today's show because former Spice Girls member aka ultimate shit-stirrer Mel B claims her ex-bandmate Geri Halliwell has lied about her age and isn't really 50.

Have you bailed on something to go to the pub? A groom left his wedding early to go to the pub with the boys. What's your favourite word? Tim's is 'Anemoia' and there's a big debate on Joel's fave.

Have you rogered a rellie? A husband kissed his wife's sister on a drunken night out. And Guy Sebastian did a song with Sam Fischer called 'Antidote'. They join us live to play a game of Quick Draw.

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Did you bail on something to go to the pub? According to Blackers, it's very hard to walk past a pub. A woman shared her humiliation after her husband skipped part of their wedding reception for a quick catch-up with the boys at the pub. Hear the full story now.

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Whooooopi! Listen you, guys. Today's show started off quite low. Just before the show, it was announced that Tim's Christmas AKA Splendour In The Grass was cancelled. We play Tim's reaction and his thoughts on the very sad cancellation.

What did you take from the breakup? This is soooo petty. A plumber ex-boyfriend took revenge on his ex by removing her toilet, so that she can only go to the toot at her local Taco Bell. Pettttyyy betchhhhhhh!

Hahahha okay wait until you hear about this mistaken identity story. An animal lover took care of what she thought was a hedgehog but once she took it to the vet, she was very much embarrassingly mistaken.

When did the gals pop out? Like Janet Jackson style. Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday 2 Tour is underway and her whole 'bajooba' fell out. We spin the Wednesday Wheel and play a game of 'Can I Have The First Line?'

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What did you take from the breakup? Some people take furniture, clothes, children even.... but this one is NEXT LEVEL PETTY. We're just saying... think twice when you consider dating a plumber!

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Guys, today is a real sad day... for Blackers especially. Splendour In The Grass... aka Tim Blackwell's Christmas was announced today that it was cancelled. Listen to his reaction now.

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Oh hey there, Tuesday.... it's us Lipneck, Pisswrists & Bloodthroat! We have not a clue in the world who Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel are so... whatever mate! Anyway, let's get onto this Tuesday.

What's your guilty pleasure? Gwenyth Paltrow thinks the Netflix series 'Love Is Blind' is hers but is also absolutely terrible! Also.. farts, was it a work of art? A woman who sells her own got hospitalised! We also play the Tickling The Ivories edition of Joel Jivin'.

Aaaaand (if you survived Ricki's long pause) Australian Idol winner Dylan Wright joins us live in the studio... and he shares with us how Ricki behaved at the after party!

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Oh God, get ready to absolutely CLENCH when you hear this story... because it is wild af. A huge eel was found in this man's ass! Nuff said... you gotta hear the full story.

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If you survived the looooooongest winner announcement that our girl Ricki-Lee did in last night's grand finale of Australian Idol, Dylan was announced as the winner of this season! He drops by to chat about his time on the show.

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No, it's not just you that's smelling all that testosterone in the air. Part of it is the mass amount of Lynx Africa that Blackers sprayed in the studio, the other bit of it is that Ricki is doing her final Idol shift of the season... so it's just the boys!

We wanna know what's your scent, as well as your one big relationship tip. Blackers might as well be psychic, because he correctly guessed a birthday today. Find out who in this episode.

Richard (Dickie) Wilkins called up to chat about Andre Rieu, because again, the show is all things boys! Should we see if Gary Barlow wants to call up and join in on the lad talk? 

Are you a dirty boy? This lad doesn't want his mum to see his skiddy undies so he does his own washing... because yeah the dirty boysssss!!!! 

Okay, that's enough testosterone in this podcast description. Let's get to listening, lad. Woooooh!

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What's your animal fact? This one's a little bit wiiiiild. Biologists in Western Australia witnessed a full on orca attack against some family of sperm whales. The mum thought quick and decided to spray the bowl on them with big diarrhea bombs to shoo them away!

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In today's Glossys, we go through why Marcia Hines didn't rock up on last night's episode of Australian Idol. It's been revealed how Prince Harry found out about Kate Middleton's cancer diagnosis. There's news about Cameron Diaz and her husband Benji Madden... and grrrrreat, Rebel Wilson's got a memoir coming out!

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Waaahh!!! The gang's back in their cities... and Joel HQ is feeling a bit empty. Sad face. But don't sweat... it's Jacuzzi Friday, so let's jump in.

Who do you look like? Bruce Springsteen has had a glow-up and people are thinking he looks similar to Tilda Swinton. People are telling Joel he looks like Gordon Ramsay.... how offensive is that!

What have you been doing all wrong? Blackers actually admitted to spelling something wrong, and just between you and I, what an idiot! Joel also has been doing his hair wrong the whole time... way to crowbar his looks into a conversation!

Do you love giving the finger? Well, we've got good news for you flippers! Apparently, cursing and giving the finger is actually good for you. Ricki's got all the facts about it.

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The ship is sinkin' and we're selling merch of it! You'll get what we mean in today's show for Thursdayyyyyyy coming to you live yet again from Joel HQ in Melbourne! (Ayooooo!) 

We went to the Titanic Exhibition today and wow - talk about disaster porn! Other than Ricki buying a necklace that was made for the movie, Blackers picked up some Titanic shaped ice trays.... yeah, read that again. Disaster pooooorrrrrrrrn!

And listen up rivers... you're gonna need to hold back! Because British singing sensation James Bay has rocked up and is gonna play Quick Draw!

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Alright, listen up to all the rivers... you're gonna need to hold back!

Because British singing sensation James Bay has rocked up and is gonna take on Ricki-Lee in a game of Quick Draw.

Also, how cool is this - he tells us the moment the time he got introduced to Justin Bieber by Ed Sheeran! You don't wanna miss this!

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Ayyyooooo! We're coming to you live from Joel HQ AKA Melbourne. The gang is together and we're in for a LOOOOSE show!

Before boarding our flight to Sydney, we almost missed it because Ricki spotted her biggest crush, F1 driver Nico Hulkenburg just doing a casual meet-and-greet near the gate. So we go into who our biggest crushes are.

We play some audio of Holly Valance calling Greta Thunberg a 'demonic little gremlin' so we want to know who you find a Demonic Little Gremlin. Also, nicknames... let's hear yours because Ricki told us her mortifying nickname she used to get called at high school and Tim's nickname named after Little Richard.

We spin the Wednesday Wheel and play perhaps the most hectic game of the Whisper Challenge, and Ricki shares in the Glossys what she did with her divorce ring before hanging with Rich.

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The gang is back together again... let's get onto this Tuesday. And if you haven't been updated on the latest regarding Kate Middleton, well don't you worry child... Joel's got his take on the recently released video of her and Prince William walking out of a farmer's market.

Men, you need to calm down! 8% of men apparently reckon they could beat a lion. Yeah right? So we reach out to callers to see if they can take on an animal. What's your ghosting tip? Let's cue on Ricki's song. Apparently, people who leave parties without saying goodbye save up to 2 days per year. 

Let's talk about cheating loopholes. A woman who two vaginas says she isn't cheating on her boyfriends (yes, that plural was in there for a reason)... and we play the karaoke party machine edition of Joel Jivin'!

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What's your cheating loophole? A woman who has a condition which means she has two vaginas, two cervixes and two periods reveals she has two boyfriends but claims it isn’t cheating.

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What's your Kate-conspiracy? We had a look at that recently released video of Prince William and Kate Middleton walking out the Windsor Farm Market and tbh, we don't think it's her in that video.

We chat to some callers about this and want to know what your Kate-conspiracy is.

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TGIM to all you GUYS. And we actually mean that, because it's just the guys today. Ricki is on her Idol shift so it's only testosterone you're gonna be smellin'. Get that whoof into ya. You're gonna loooove it.

After finding out where the hip newish term 'stan' came from, we wanted to know where were you during Y2K... and we spoke to someone who was actually looking after computers before the Year 2000 crisis. 

This bloke has got a bruise that looks quite similar to Prince Harry, and after briefly touching on that, we get into some conspiracy theories about Kate Middleton and where in the world she is right now.

We go through your messages and comments with Mailbag. Poor Cara Delevigne's vagina tunnel has burned down which you'll find out about in the Glossys. And a pilot's been reported after being caught watching adult videos during his cockpit break on a haul flight. 

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Bit of a shieeeeet driver? Maybe a little bit of Ariana and Beyonce can make you sharper on the roads. 

A study by Autotrader tested car operators, who were subjected to 20 popular artists while their “hazard perception” was being tested on the road. Here are the results.

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Okay, are you an adult who still has a soft toy? I mean, it's quite an ick but let's talk about it. This woman reveals that her FORTY-YEAR-OLD BOYFRIEND still talks to his teddy bear that he names 'Fluffy'. Is this cute or just plain embarroooo?

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Phwoooarrrr.... give us a second to recover from the best day ever for a second!

After finding out we are the number-one drive show in all of Australia, we got some more amazing news. We found out during the show that our girl Ricki's album 'On My Own' just claimed the NUMBER ONE SPOT on the ARIA Australian Album Charts! You have to hear our reaction.

Speaking of music, we go through our favourite new songs with New Music Friday. But to be honest, nothing can beat the music coming from Ricki's NUMBER ONE ALBUM.

And top it all off, one of our funniest guests ever, Christopher Pyne joins Joel in a game of Word Alarm.

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We're talking big calls, really big calls.... like 'this place makes the best bread in the world' kind of big calls. Time Out Magazine have listed a Melbourne street as the coolest in the world. Is that a big call? Find out more now.

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We've got some great news... and we haven't even processed it yet. Ricki-Lee's first album in 10 years, the first one she did independently, 'On My Own' just reached NUMBER ONE on the ARIA Australian Album charts - her biggest chart achievement ever! Hear her reaction right now.

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We already called it - but we're one day away from the weekend. Believe me, today is as LOOSE as usual.

Aussie comedy legend Wil Anderson joins us live to verse Joel off in a game of Quick Draw. Thankfully, he wasn't late for his appearance unlike Mr Creasey was in the middle of a wee when his stand-up show began last night.

Ricki's also got some news for us which really sells her Paris trip well, so strap in for that. We de-brief on Ally Langdon's little tiny screw-up on ACA last night.

Plus, who's as dull as dishwasher? A UK star had some words to say about our guuuuuyyyy, Gary Barlow.

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Touring Australia with his show, 'Wilegitimate' this year - his biggest tour in over 5 years, Aussie comedy legend Wil Anderson joins us live in the studio to take on Joel in Quick Draw!

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In today's Glossys...

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Hey you crazy bitch! One question... would you come on a gay cruise? Today's show is wild, let's get into it:

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Let's discuss personalised number plates. One has been spotted on an Aussie road which has a hilarious hidden message. Other than Ricki planning to homewreck Jenny & Terry Creasey's marriage, wait until you hear what she has to say about her personalised number plate back in the GC days!

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5-6-7-8! Are you addicted to steps? And no, not the band as Joel suggests... apparently, these are the numbers of steps you need to walk every week to add three years to your life.

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Happy Tuesday to ussssss (Gary Barlow accent)! Here we go:

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No one believed Blackers about this... but apparently it's a thing! He was told that there was no such thing as a gingerbread man in the good old days of Pizza Hut. But turns out, he was right and OF COURSE.

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What's your hearing age? A content creator has released a video that plays a mosquito like sound which can measure the age of your ears!

Let's see how old Ricki-Lee, Tim & Joel's ears are on this!

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Joel reveals the 'unorthodox' method one couple from North Carolina use to deal with their arguments and can't help but cringe.

So, we opened up the lines and asked listeners to tell us all about the lame couple things they do. Tim and Joel also reveal how they deal with arguments.

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Ricki-Lee is off site and preparing for her incredible performance on 'Australian Idol' tonight, so it's just the boysss on Nova today.

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It's International Women's Day and we're celebrating our Queen Ricki-Lee and her NUMBER ONE album 'On On My Own.' Let's get started...

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Today we learnt all about a married dad who reckons he's living "every mans dream" by competing in the world sex championships. Yes, it's a thing.

Curious? Hear Ricki's explanation...

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It’s new album day for Ricki-Lee, who also guest-starred on Tim's other podcast  'Introducing with Tim Blackwell' this week!

So to celebrate, we're treating you to a 15 minute preview of their full hour-long, juicy chat. 

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Ready to stun audiences with the revamped 'Ready Steady Cook' on Channel 10, fresh from the beaches, MIGUEL MAESTRE joins us live in studio to play Quick Draw!

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Happy Thursday!

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Happy Wednesday!

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What's a bit gross that you still love? People are disgusted after realising how pre-packaged sandwiches are made. You gotta hear about this!

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Are you a strict parent? Probably not as bad as this mum who refuses to give his teenage son a bedroom door in case he hides stuff from her! Wild story!

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Can you smell the eggy testosterone in the room? It's just the boyyyyys in today while Ricki does her Australian Idol shift!

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Runner-up of the OG idol and overall Aussie legend Nollsie drops by to chat with us about his new song with Cosima DeVito and to verse Joel in a game of Joel Jivin! Yes.... he sings 'What About Me'!

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Did they remove the wrong thing? A dad goes in for gallbladder surgery and comes out with a vasectomy!

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This TGIM show was LOOOOSE, you guys!

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What in the world is going on in Blackers' home? One of Tim's kids fell through the roof... and we find out later, this wasn't Tim's first ceiling rodeo.

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What are the weird things your school did? A high school in Oklahoma are reportedly under investigation for organising a toe licking contest as a school fundraiser!

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Today's show was LOOSE! Like, so much happened!

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What's your cup of choice? You know those big Stanley cups that got everyone going mad during Chrissy? Yeah, well apparently there are concerns of lead contamination and they're getting SUED!

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Happy Thursday!

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The question is self explanatory... and this segment got so WILD! The first ever photos of gay humpback whales having a session have been released!

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What's the worst job of your life? We got more details about the misleading and hilariously terrible Willy Wonka event that's happening in Glasgow, Scotland right now!

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